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Author | : Dazai Osamu |
Publisher | : ببلومانيا للنشر والتوزيع |
Total Pages | : 46 |
Release | : 2024-10-28 |
Genre | : Drama |
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Sumo “You’re weaker than I thought,” Seiji chimed cheerfully. It was, of course, simply one way for him to remark on his own strength after soundly beating his older brother at sumo wrestling. But there was something Seiji relished more than beating his brother. He basked in the satisfaction of knowing that those of his friends who had watched the match and didn’t think he was all that tough—or even thought he was a weakling—now surely stood awestruck, admiring how strong he had become. He couldn’t help but smile at the thought. Seiji casually—very casually—glanced towards his recently bested brother. His good-natured brother looked at him and bellowed with laughter, “Well, I lost and lost soundly. I guess you’re the big shot now, Seiji. Must be good to be you.” Seiji’s smile faded, however, because he felt miserable. As he stood there listening to his brother, he heard the sadness in his voice. He could hear the effort behind his brother’s feigned laughter and that realization quickly saddened him. It wasn’t because he felt bad for his brother, though, quite the opposite. He felt sad because he didn’t have a brother he could rely on...
Author | : Jody Enders |
Publisher | : University of Pennsylvania Press |
Total Pages | : 495 |
Release | : 2011-05-31 |
Genre | : Literary Collections |
ISBN | : 0812205014 |
Was there more to medieval and Renaissance comedy than Chaucer and Shakespeare? Bien sûr. For a real taste of saucy early European humor, one must cross the Channel to France. There, in the fifteenth and early sixteenth centuries, the sophisticated met the scatological in popular performances presented by roving troupes in public squares that skewered sex, politics, and religion. For centuries, the scripts for these outrageous, anonymously written shows were available only in French editions gathered from scattered print and manuscript sources. Now prize-winning theater historian Jody Enders brings twelve of the funniest of these farces to contemporary English-speaking audiences in "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries. Enders's translation captures the full richness of the colorful characters, irreverent humor, and over-the-top plotlines, all in a refreshingly uncensored American vernacular. Those who have never heard the one about the Cobbler, the Monk, the Wife, and the Gatekeeper should prepare to be shocked and entertained. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries is populated by hilarious characters high and low. For medievalists, theater practitioners, and classic comedy lovers alike, Enders provides a wealth of information about the plays and their history. Helpful details abound for each play about plot, character development, sets, staging, costumes, and props. This performance-friendly collection offers in-depth guidance to actors, directors, dramaturges, teachers, and their students. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries puts fifteenth-century French farce in its rightful place alongside Chaucer, Shakespeare, commedia dell'arte, and Molière—not to mention Monty Python. Vive la Farce!
Author | : Lucy Morrison |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 114 |
Release | : 2014 |
Genre | : Self-Help |
ISBN | : 1493169114 |
"My book is about being diagnosed with breast cancer and all the wonderful games I got to play. It starts out with the mammogram and further testing and continues with surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy. I was fortunate to have a less-invasive type of cancer and didn't need the kind of chemotherapy that makes your hair fall out, but I still had problems. I am a nurse, but I was unaware of most of the processes involved in the treatment of breast cancer. I did learn a lot about diagnosis, testing, and prognosis of different types of breast cancer. I also learned a lot about being the patient and how easy it is to get lost in the shuffle. The treatment has become routine for some of the caregivers, and it is easy to get treated like a disease and not a person. I wanted to share my experience to hopefully help others be able to fight for and demand the best treatment for themselves" --
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Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 1980 |
Genre | : Automobile drivers |
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Author | : Michael Martino |
Publisher | : Dorrance Publishing |
Total Pages | : 442 |
Release | : 2022-03-30 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1480986283 |
Screw Men By: Michael Martino Screw Men is a story about author Michael Martino’s experience working in sales. In his experience, he tells us how one can excel and help the company they work for grow. Sometimes you feel cheated, with lesser people advancing when you don’t. A competitor you respected may have also been screwed by his former employees and is looking for an opportunity to prove them wrong. You soon find that the person you thought was a great acting manager is not. Read Screw Men and delve into the sales world that is filled with greed and backstabbing.
Author | : Paul Ownman |
Publisher | : FriesenPress |
Total Pages | : 225 |
Release | : 2022-11-28 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1039159613 |
When he’s abruptly thrust into single parenthood of his two young children, Shane Murphy’s life changes dramatically. As he ventures into a new career to better provide for his children, Shane slowly changes his approach to life. Trees for the Forest is filled with numerous misadventures, humorous anecdotes, and some surprising insights as Shane navigates his way through life as a chauvinistic, single father and unconventional teacher. As he learns to become “Mr. Mom,” Shane is faced with many lessons about the true value of motherhood, and parenthood. His experiences challenge his conception and understanding of women and includes the discoveries that many women don’t like nicknames, nor do they appreciate his somewhat juvenile pranks—including goldfish in the water cooler. Is it possible to teach this old dog new tricks? Does Shane stay close to his narrow-minded roots, or is his journey one of growth and self-discovery?
Author | : Jon Coley |
Publisher | : Jon Coley |
Total Pages | : 142 |
Release | : 2024-03-02 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : |
Do you like to laugh? How about giggle? Cackle? Well, this book has a slew of jokes, puns, and riddles that are bound to give you a chuckle or two. Maybe even a full on gaffaw! If it doesn't, don't worry. I won't tell anybody.
Author | : Rebecca Coleman |
Publisher | : MIRA |
Total Pages | : 347 |
Release | : 2011-09-27 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 077831278X |
As a child, hers was a dark fairy tale set against a wonderland of sparkling white snow, with the warm glow of candlelit holy-day lanterns keeping the shadows at bay. Back then, there was innocence. And now, she'll do anything to return.
Author | : David Allen |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 230 |
Release | : 2007-09 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1430311444 |
"Colder Than A Fart In A Dead Eskimo" is just one of the many sayings that are peppered thoughout this book. Tag along in the journey and adventurers of John "Bud" Ellis as he grows up in the beautiful Wyoming landscape. From his earliest memory of 5 years old to present, enjoy his unbelieveable tales of defending his "Johnny Cookies" with his silver plated cap pistols; his brother thinking he has fallen into the outhouse toliet and drowned; his stealing the Sheriff's car; his dancing abilities; his hard-hitting fist fighting; his helping hand that is offered to everyone in need. John Ellis has enjoyed a life of humor, dispair, moral character building, wisdom, maturity and understanding. With his quotable sayings that slide off his lips with ease, you will be able to picture exactly what he is talking about and it will brighten your reading enjoyment. His adventures from being "all boy" to a manhood are stories that will bring a smile to your face and make you laugh out loud. Come enjoy the adventure.
Author | : J.A. Wright |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 183 |
Release | : 2023-06-06 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1647424828 |
Thirteen-year-old Evan Hanson is always the last in her family to know what’s going on—at least, that’s how it feels. Her father, Gene, who’s been meaner since he began serving in Vietnam, isn’t around much, and she likes it better that way. But then her brother, Adam, gets drafted and her anti-war mother, Endura, takes him across the border to Canada, leaving Evan alone with Gene and her younger, special needs brother, Teddy. When he realizes Endura isn’t returning, Gene takes Evan and Teddy to Eat and Get Gas, his mother’s café and gas station in Hoquiam, Washington. There, as well as her no-nonsense but loving grandma, Evan encounters Aunt Vivian, a teasing but caring know-it-all; Uncle Frankie, injured in Vietnam and suffering from PTSD; Paco, the draft dodger Frankie is hiding; Hal and Hubert, the strange but gentle next-door neighbors who play the piano like virtuosos and help out when they’re needed; and Louanne, Frankie’s reserved, sensitive sister. She is drawn in particular to Louanne, who was disfigured by a car accident that killed the rest of her and Frankie’s family. At Eat and Get Gas, Evan finds a new freedom, and she starts to carve out a place for herself by helping in the café and sorting mail for Uncle Frankie, who runs a postal route in addition to running the gas station. She eventually, too, learns some of the family secrets she’s been kept in the dark about—and comes to understand that her mother isn’t coming back any time soon. Then, after reading a letter that wasn’t meant for her, Evan discovers the biggest secret of all.