You Can't Scare Me! (Classic Goosebumps #17)

You Can't Scare Me! (Classic Goosebumps #17)
Author: R. L. Stine
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2011-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545300703
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Goosebumps now on Disney+! Courtney is a total show-off. She thinks she's so brave; and she's always making Eddie and his friends look like wimps. But now Eddie's decided he's had enough. He's going to scare Courtney once and for all. And he's come up with the perfect plan to do it.Eddie's going to lure Courtney down to Muddy Creek. Because he knows that she actually believes those silly rumors about the monsters. That there are Mud Monsters living deep inside the creek. It's just too bad that Eddie doesn't believe the rumors, too. Because they just might be true....

Can't Scare Me!

Can't Scare Me!
Author: Ashley Bryan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2013-09-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442476583
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From celebrated legend Ashley Bryan, a lavishly depicted cautionary tale of fearlessness and many-headed monsters. There was a little boy who knew no fear... Nope, no fear at all. Not even when his grandma warns him of the giants—the two-headed giant and his three-headed brother, that is. Because this wild, fearless boy isn’t scared of any many-headed giants at all! So one day, he slips away. He just takes off and leaves his grandma behind. After all, what does he care? He’s got his mangoes, and the sunshine, and his flute. And he isn’t scared one bit. But our boy isn’t really bad, you know; just wild. And soon he misses his grandma. So he turns around, and runs right into—those monsters. He’s about to discover that he may indeed have something to fear…their terrible, horrible singing voices! This trickster tale from the French Artilles will have readers toe-tapping and trying out their own singing voices.

The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything

The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything
Author: Linda Williams
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 40
Release: 1986-09-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0690045840
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‘A clever reworking of a classic story. The little old lady’s fearless attitude and her clever solution as to what to do with the lively shoes, pants, shirt and pumpkin head that are chasing her will enchant young audiences. With brilliantly colored, detailed folk art illustrations. A great purchase.’ —SLJ. Children's Choices for 1987 (IRA/CBC) Notable 1986 Children's Trade Books in Social Studies (NCSS/CBC) Children's Books of 1986 (Library of Congress) 1988 Keystone to Reading Book Award (Pennsylvania Reading Association)

You Cant Scare Me I Have Kids

You Cant Scare Me I Have Kids
Author: Scare Journals
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-12-12
Genre:
ISBN:
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This You Cant Scare Me I Have Kids 120 Wide Lined Pages - 6" x 9" - Planner, Journal, Notebook, Composition Book, Diary for Women, Men, Teens, and Children has 120 Wide Lined pages that provides enough room to write down your whole life journey. A journal is a great way to cultivate a better you. This is a self exploration journal that will help you set and reach your goals, set a plan of action to achieve those goals. There are many critical metrics in becoming the best you. We all say that we'll do our best, but going through the process of writing down your goals and tracking your performance has a major impact on you actually achieving your goals. Grab a copy for yourself (and for a friend) and get started today. A great gift idea for mom, husband, boys, dad, friend, teens, kids, wife, women, girls, men, on Halloween, Mothers' Day, Valentine's Day, Easter, Father's Day, Christmas, Anniversary, Birthday, Thanksgiving, Graduation, or Wedding Anniversary.

You Can't Scare Me, I Have Kids

You Can't Scare Me, I Have Kids
Author: William T. McConnell
Publisher:
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2003-02
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781403397010
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Many parents today are a bit overwhelmed at the thought of leading their children through the minefield of childhood and delivering them whole and healthy at the door of adulthood. Perhaps you or someone you know could use a little help. This book encourages parents to equip themselves with two tools essential for successful child rearing love and a sense of humor. You will find yourself smiling as you read this warm and funny look at the serious and often challenging task of raising children in today's world. You are invited to join the McConnell clan: at a low impact softball game; in a packed house for a couple of not very musical school band concerts; in the throws of dealing with attitude impaired teenagers; for a day at the DMV with daddy's little girl; sharing a flu bug; playing the family game of Jerk for the Day; out in the yard for a decorating contest with the neighbors at Christmas and other fun family events. You will probably find the McConnell's to be a family much like yours. And you will join the author in chuckling at the challenges involved in raising a family.

Blonde Walks into a Bar

Blonde Walks into a Bar
Author: Jonathan Swan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 511
Release: 2008-07-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1612433731
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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

No Kidding

No Kidding
Author: Henriette Mantel
Publisher: Seal Press
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2013-04-16
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1580054595
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In No Kidding, comedy writer Henriette Mantel tackles the topic of actually not having kids. This fascinating collection features a star-studded group of contributors-including Margaret Cho, Wendy Liebman, Laurie Graff, and other accomplished, funny women—writing about why they opted out of motherhood. Whether their reasons have to do with courage, apathy, monetary considerations, health issues, or something else entirely, the essays featured in the pages of No Kidding honestly (and humorously) delve into the minds of women who have chosen what they would call a more sane path. Hilarious, compelling, and inspiring, No Kidding reveals a perspective that has too long been hidden, shamed, and silenced-and celebrates an entire population of women who have decided that kids are just not right for them. Additional contributors include Janette Barber, Cheryl Bricker, Valri Bromfield, Cindy Caponera, Bonnie Datt, Jeanne Dorsey, Nora Dunn, Jane Gennaro, Julie Halston, Debbie Kasper, Sue Kolinsky, Maureen Langan, Beth Lapides, Bernadette Luckett, Merrill Markoe, Andrea Carla Michaels, Vanda Mikoloski, Judy Morgan, Judy Nielsen, Susan Norfleet, Suzanne O’Neil, Jennifer Prediger, Kathryn Rossetter, Betsy Salkind, Patricia Scanlon, Jeanette Schwaba Vigne, Nancy Shayne, Carol Siskind, Ann Slichter, Tracy Smith, Suzy Soro, Amy Stiller, and Nancy Van Iderstine.

Kids Are Turds

Kids Are Turds
Author: Jenny Schoberl
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 206
Release: 2016-04-05
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1510704981
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When do you know for sure that you’ve become a parent? For Jenny Schoberl, it wasn’t when a human fell out of her lady parts or the first time her baby said “Mama.” It was when she found herself, a grown woman, hiding in the bathroom to eat a candy bar, just so she didn’t have to share. Parenthood changes people’s lives in horrifying and inevitable ways. No matter how hard you resist, you soon find yourself being that parent far too often to deny it. It won’t be long before mom jeans and minivans are calling your name. Discussing bowel movements over dinner? Guilty. Peeing with an audience? Check. Grocery shopping alone? Sounds like a tropical vacation! Watching cartoons hours after the kids have gone to bed? Now your only hobby! What do you do when motherhood turns you into someone you hardly recognize? When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out? Kids Are Turds proves that you don’t need to be Super-Mom to be a “good” mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days. Either that, or you can give in, yank up your mom jeans, and rock a mile-long camel toe. So for the love of retinas everywhere, be strong!

Wayward Saints

Wayward Saints
Author: Suzzy Roche
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 205
Release: 2012-01-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1401342744
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From a folk-rock legend comes a tender, comic story of family, music, and second chances. Mary Saint, the rule-breaking, troubled former lead singer of the almost-famous band Sliced Ham, has pretty much given up on music after the trauma of her band member and lover Garbagio's death seven years earlier. Instead, with the help of her best friend, Thaddeus, she is trying to piece her life together while making mochaccinos in San Francisco. Meanwhile, back in her hometown of Swallow, New York, her mother, Jean Saint, struggles with her own ghosts. When Mary is invited to give a concert at her old high school, Jean is thrilled, though she's worried about what Father Benedict and her neighbors will think of songs such as "Sewer Flower" and "You're a Pig." But she soon realizes that there are going to be bigger problems when the whole town -- including a discouraged teacher and a baker who's anything but sweet -- gets in on the act. Filled with characters that are wild and original, yet still familiar and warm -- plus plenty of great insider winks at the music industry -- Wayward Saints is a touching and hilarious look at confronting your past and going home again.

You Don't Scare Me

You Don't Scare Me
Author: John Farris
Publisher: Crossroad Press
Total Pages: 266
Release: 2015-03-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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Jubilation County, Georgia, Ten Years Ago: Chase Emrick was fourteen when her mother married Crow Tillman. Maybe it was his creepy name, or his sinister good looks; maybe it was the glass eye with the bolt of lightning for a pupil that he kept covered with a black eye patch, or maybe it was the rattlesnake tattoo that curled around his left wrist onto his hand, but for some reason, Chase never trusted Crow. Then one terrifying night of horror proved what Chase had felt all along . . . Crow Tillman was pure evil. New Haven, Connecticut, Present Day: Crow Tillman is ten years dead, but he hasn’t stopped haunting Chase Emrick. Everyone she’s ever been close to suffers horrible fates, leaving Chase all alone in this world. Haunted by Crow, she has spent the last ten years of her life proving mathematically that a dimension lies unseen in our reality—one where the dead can inflict their will on the living: a netherworld of horror where Crow Tillman is in complete control. Adam Cameron is a campus cop, and he’s utterly smitten by Chase’s frailty, beauty, and genius. But getting close to Chase drags Adam into a world he didn’t bargain for and head to head with the essence of evil and the reality of death. There is only one way to get Crow Tillman to leave Chase alone: To battle him, you must first die.