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Author | : M!Chael Mayhem |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 181 |
Release | : 2007-08 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1434326217 |
The title for my novel is taken from a scripture verse out of the book of Revelation. The connection is made by relating that verse to Jeffery Lucas, the main character in The Pretender Lamb. Prior to meeting Jessica Thompson, Jeffery spends most of his early life only pretending to be what others expected of him While he was on a Fall vacation in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee, Jeffery meets and falls in love with Jessica, a school teacher from Madison, Wisconsin. A misunderstanding during the single night they stayed on the summit of Mt. Le Conte leads them into a journey of slopes and grades over the following years of their lives. The hopes and dreams of both Jeffery and Jessica are laid bare as they allow themselves to be completely open with another person for the first time in their lives. Jeffery tells of how he was raised in a small Iowa town and learned at an early age to fend for himself. Jessica tells of how fate had found her still single at thirty, but with a satisfied mind. The Pretender Lamb is a love story bursting at the seams with twists and turns. Its pages are splashed with equal amounts of humor, sadness, faith and hope. Those on both sides of the morality issue will get a chuckle from this story although they may need a good supply of tissues to dab at their tears as well. The Pretender Lamb takes a pass at explaining the experience of dejavu from a Christian point of view. Although the explanation is no more than an opinion, it should provoke some deeper thought on the subject. Anyone who has had heart problems, or known someone that has, will feel a strong tugging at their emotions as they get lost in the lives of Jeffery and Jessica. The Pretender Lamb is a story of failing health and healing, and of broken spirits and those lifted up again.
Author | : Paul Bouchard |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 245 |
Release | : 2010-09-02 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1450240348 |
It wasnt supposed to be this way. Twenty-six-year-old Jack Boudreau is a struggling stringer reporter out of Bangor, Maine, who suddenly finds himself standing inside a cattle truck with forty other members of his platoon. Forced to enlist in the Army due to financial pressures, Jack heads to basic training in Missouri, with only two duffle bags to keep him company. After completing training as an Army journalist at the Defense Information School, Jack receives orders to report to Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. His new roommate is Specialist Dustin Boros, who has all the qualities of a successful entrepreneurcharisma and ambition, endless patience, a willingness to take risks, an eye for talent, and an uncanny knack to schmooze. The only problem is that Boros business is managing an illegal cash crop of marijuana. When Jack discovers Boros and his cohorts are operating a drug ring, he has no idea that his roommate is creating an elaborate plan to get him kicked out of the Army. In this gripping military thriller, one man must fight to defend his honor amidst corruption and evil and hes under the gun to solve the puzzle before it is too late.
Author | : S.D. Turner |
Publisher | : Outskirts Press |
Total Pages | : 358 |
Release | : 2020-12-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1977230652 |
“This book makes you want more. I simply could not put it down –marvelous storytelling. Aside from being incredibly funny, S.D. Turner honors America’s soldiers past and present. I could easily see A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers being produced into a miniseries.” ̶ MAJ Donald “Captain Hand-grenade” Vandergriff, MA, RFSA, US Army (Retired) A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers: Debauchery Before the Internet is hands-down, the laugh-out-loud military guidebook to life in the U.S. Army in the early 1990s. In his debut memoir, author S.D. Turner brilliantly captures the hysterical side of life in the military. A week after his eighteenth birthday, he finds himself at Ft. Knox, Kentucky, training as an armored crewman aboard the M1A1 battle tank. As a new recruit, the story begins with him running from furious drill sergeants and ends with him running from angry 1800-pound bulls in the twisty, cobbled streets of Pamplona, Spain. Ride along as the author precariously finds himself naked, driving a 10-ton Army truck for his first adventure on Germany’s famed autobahn—all with an overzealous audience of French tour buses! Find out what happens to your drunken hero as he starts a beerfest brawl and almost goes to military prison for following his commander’s orders. It’s a non-stop, wild ride down memory lane that will, at times, have you on the edge of your seat or laughing yourself to the floor. It will definitely have you asking your friends and family more questions about their time in the military.
Author | : Sherika Moore |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 420 |
Release | : 2016-05-27 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1524503584 |
This novel is about a group of friends from Oakland, California, that gained love and respect for one another at a young age. Each lived different lives but had the same struggles: bills with no money, negative guidance, and influence as role models. Through loyalty, passion, deceit, and love, no matter what friends they all accumulated, they manage to ride or die through it all, hustling to the death do them together. All stayed focused on their own talents, gifts, or tricks of their trade even though the systems vision for them was failure. They did not let that stop them. They adapted to getting money, gun violence, and high tolerance to that good Cali weed. The Oakland friends had one mission: making it out alive and on top by any means necessary.
Author | : G. D. Freightman |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 271 |
Release | : 2010-04-17 |
Genre | : Social Science |
ISBN | : 0557232104 |
Four Young African American men bonded together by childhood friendships deal with inner struggles of self-acceptance and self-worth as they enter into adulthood. Both Marco and Todd identify themselves as Gay, while D'Andre and Collin reject the title and live on the DL. Their sexualities intertwine constantly and staying true to thy self seems to be easier said than done
Author | : Shmel Carter |
Publisher | : Urban Books |
Total Pages | : 353 |
Release | : 2023-11-28 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1645564940 |
Keena and Kim met in a group home and have been best friends ever since. They both have the mindset of money over men, and they don't play where they lay. They set brothas up and rob them, disappearing without a trace. Keena, the brains of the two, sets up the biggest lick of their lives in Miami. If they can pull this one off, they can retire and live the good life. Peter, who everyone calls Black, is not an easy target. He is different from all the others that they have set up, and Keena is having second thoughts. Kim has a big secret that Keena knows nothing about. Will the secret cost them everything? Watch this riveting story unfold as these Queen City queens take you down a dark path of betrayal, lust, and turmoil on the hot streets of Miami. Will the girls be able to pull this off, or will they die trying?
Author | : M Dennis Downey |
Publisher | : FriesenPress |
Total Pages | : 473 |
Release | : 2014-05-16 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 146023927X |
Doctor Ben O'Keefe, psychiatrist and Rachel Mint, the rock star of her time known as Rikki to her ravenous fans, are siblings separated at birth and become coconspirators in a freewheeling dash towards destruction as they try to decipher a past that is slippery to the grasp and promises only more heart break and despair. They can run from their parents but cannot hide from that part of them that lies within. In the end they find that having it all means exactly that, for good and for bad.
Author | : Johnna B |
Publisher | : Urban Renaissance |
Total Pages | : 288 |
Release | : 2017-06-27 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1622865162 |
Raven loves the night life, chasing women, and her next high. Men and women fall under her spell at first sight, but she only has eyes for women. She accepts all shapes, sizes, and forms, for they are mere pawns in her quest to feed her cravings. She has a little secret, though, that could cause catastrophic results for anyone who encounters her, and it could potentially lead her into a sticky situation, but her cravings are too powerful for her to resist. Will her little secret come back with a vengeance? Valencia longs to be loved. All she has is her best friend, Sena, who is there for her through thick and thin. Going home to an empty bed every night is starting to wear thin . . . until she meets Wanya “Kidd” Brown, who quickly sweeps her off her feet. Unfortunately, she insists they can never be together, because even if Kidd has stolen her heart, her body belongs to someone else. A low-key assassin working for the notorious Mr. Jackson, Kidd wants nothing more than to be out of the business. He is smitten with Valencia’s beauty and her caring ways. Just when he thinks he can get out of the game and pursue Valencia wholeheartedly, Mr. Jackson calls in a favor—that rocks his world to the core. Will his heart overrule his loyalty to his boss?
Author | : Daniel Donche Jr. |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 314 |
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ISBN | : 0595319831 |
Author | : Trina Hert |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 288 |
Release | : 2014-04-23 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1312086564 |
I am presenting my story of how I left the Christian church, studied different religions, joined a cult (The Hebrew Israelites), and traveled across the world in search of spiritual truth only to find out that the Kingdom of God is within me. When I was a child, attendance at church was mandatory. While at church I felt myself suffocating, like someone was sapping the life out of me. When I became old enough to make decisions for myself I knew I would leave the Christian religion. I would be the first one in my family to openly acknowledge that I did not believe in Jesus Christ. I thought leaving Christianity meant that my family could possibly disown me, but later on in my journey I found out that was not the case. I figured out at an early age that I did not have to be a Christian to know God. This book is about my journey to find God, the people I encountered along the way and how I came to finally understand the Universal God that exists in all of us.