Book of Catholic Jokes

Book of Catholic Jokes
Author: Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher: ACTA Publications
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2011-10-31
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 087946609X

Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."

The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2011-12-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781468080247

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan,, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Catholic jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Catholic jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Catholic joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Catholic jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Catholics wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Catholic and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Catholic turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Catholic.The Catholic's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Catholic who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Catholics laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Third Book of Catholic Jokes

Third Book of Catholic Jokes
Author: Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher: ACTA Publications
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2012-05-30
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 0879466111

As Pope Benedict XVI has said, "A writer once said that angels can fly because they don't take themselves too seriously. Maybe we could also fly a bit if we didn't think we were so important." Imagine the pontiff, now in his eighties and undoubtedly feeling the pains of growing older himself, cracking a joke about it to one of the cardinals in the Vatican. So must every married couple do as they go about the business of maintaining a loving, committed relationship...but discover that they still get on each other's nerves occasionally.Here is The Third Book of Catholic Jokes, chosen and told by Deacon Tom Sheridan, the former editor of The Catholic New World, the newspaper of the Archdiocese of Chicago. He is now retired and living with his wife in Florida. The book also features a Foreword by Father James Martin, SJ, the culture editor of America magazine and the author of Between Heaven and Mirth: Why Joy, Humor and Laughter Are at the Heart of the Spiritual Life.This edition of this popular series of books focuses on the universal--and often hilarious--human experience of relating to one another and growing old together. These stories, jokes, lists, and one-liners are mostly about lay people and are told from a "Catholic" (that is, Roman Catholic) or a "catholic" (that is, universal and about everyone) perspective. They are "clean" and not "mean" and are certainly not intended to offend anyone of any faith or situation in life. But if we can't make fun of ourselves about the difficulties of growing older or trying to maintain our most intimate relationships over a lifetime, then how can we ever expect to "fly a bit"?

Second Book of Catholic Jokes

Second Book of Catholic Jokes
Author: Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher: ACTA Publications
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2011-10-31
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 0879466103

In this follow up to the bestselling Book of Catholic Jokes, Tom Sheridan again offers a hilarious collection of clean and well-intentioned jokes designed to spark smiles, laughter, and maybe even a little introspection on the human condition. With a foreword by Father Paul Boudreau, The Second of Book of Catholic Jokes promises to show that faith can be--and should be--fun. SAMPLE JOKEIt was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, little Jonnie stayed home with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Little Jonnie asked them what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him."Wouldn't you know it," little Jonnie fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up."

Pontius, the Pilot

Pontius, the Pilot
Author: Richard Huggett
Publisher: Robson Books Limited
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1986
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN: 9780860513940

World Best Thought Provoking Jokes

World Best Thought Provoking Jokes
Author: Dr G Francis Xavier
Publisher: Pustak Mahal
Total Pages: 168
Release: 2003-09
Genre:
ISBN: 8122308473

This book will also motivate you to think positively, inspire you by stirring the creative juices, stimulate the genius in you, develop your moral values, help flower your personality and improve your sense of humour, while simultaneously providing practical wisdom from all over the world. The book is just the kind of humour that men and women across all age-groups would enjoy immensely and learn from.

The World's Best After-dinner Jokes

The World's Best After-dinner Jokes
Author: Edward Phillips
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Publishing
Total Pages: 100
Release: 1993
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780006379607

This collection of after-dinner jokes includes tall tales, naughty narratives and silly spoofs.

Last Book of Catholic Jokes

Last Book of Catholic Jokes
Author: Tom Sheridan
Publisher: ACTA Publications
Total Pages:
Release: 2013-11-20
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780879465223

The fourth (and final) book in a series of Catholic Jokes by Deacon Tom Sheridan. Over 20,000 in print in the four editions.

Stuff Christians Like

Stuff Christians Like
Author: Jon Acuff
Publisher: Zondervan
Total Pages: 209
Release: 2020-04-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0310110122

Using the same humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries, speaker Jon Acuff brings his insightful take on Christianity to the book world with this new edition of Stuff Christians Like. Do you constantly find yourself towing the fine line between praying before certain types of meals and not others? This book is for you. Have you fallen in love on a mission trip, just to break up when you get home? This book is for you. Are you a unicorn of purity who ranks honeymoon sex slightly higher than the second coming of Christ? Guess what – this book is for you, too. It’s time to shake off Somber Christian Syndrome and embrace the quirks of being a member of God’s kingdom. This book will teach you how to: Break up with your small group Subtly find out if your new Christian friends drink beer too Recognize the shame grenade that is a Jesus Juke Avoid a prayer handholding faux pas Say something Christian-y without looking like a snake handler From prayer shot blocks to metro worship leaders, no stone is left unturned in this hilarious look at faith. “I never knew how much I needed Jesus until I found out I was judging people who use the table of contents in their Bible. This book saved me from looking like a bad Christian.” – Sister Mary Francis, Rhode Island. “It’s such a time saver to know that my Chick-fil-a from the drive-thru comes pre-blessed. I always knew I was making the right choice by choosing the Lord’s chicken.” – Dave L., South Carolina.