Prepare Your Butt, a funny offensive journal with 100 pages, ready to fill with your stories, ideas or memories of your alien abduction. What was it like, being a guinea pig for extra terrestrial aliens? Write it all down, with or without curse words and don't skip the details about the probe. This abduction UFO notebook makes an inspiring birthday and gag gift for men and women who like to write and have a huge sense of humor. Get a little creative and grab one now. It's better than sending a card! Features Unique design with a funny rude title Can be used as a diary, journal, sketchbook and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It has the perfect size to carry anywhere with you for writing, journaling, doodling, drawing, calligraphy and hand lettering. You can also use it to keep track of your targets, goals, aspirations, plans and dreams! This Prepare Your Butt Journal is the perfect offending birthday gift for that co-worker, friend or family member. Give it on birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation or any special occasion. It makes a nice gag gift and White Elephant gift for Secret Santa. This cover has been designed using resources from Freepik.com. This funny adult humor journal notebook makes an hilarious gift for anyone special.