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| Author | : Adam Wallace |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2019-10 |
| Genre | : Animals |
| ISBN | : 9781743830055 |
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
| Author | : Catherine Adams |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 54 |
| Release | : 2017-10-21 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781978458420 |
A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
| Author | : Nathan Lee |
| Publisher | : Mascot Books |
| Total Pages | : 38 |
| Release | : 2020-12-08 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781645435259 |
'Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the wood, A creature was stirring-- One misunderstood. This richly-illustrated, darkly funny book takes a classic holiday poem in a new direction and answers the age-old question, "Does Sasquatch celebrate Christmas?" The answer may surprise you.
| Author | : Shinta Chō |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2001 |
| Genre | : Flatulence |
| ISBN | : 9781929132157 |
Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
| Author | : Joan Holub |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2015-09-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0805099328 |
"'Twas December 24th, and three brave knights were just settling in for the night when out on the drawbridge, there arose such a clatter! The knights try everything to get rid of this unknown invader (Santa Claus!), a red and white knight with a fleet of dragons"--
| Author | : Clement Clarke Moore |
| Publisher | : Highlights Press |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2019-10-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1684376491 |
Celebrate the Christmas season with this special Hidden Pictures storybook! Hidden Pictures ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas book turns a classic tale into seek-and-find puzzles. Read aloud to the whole family while they search each beautifully illustrated page to find over 120 total hidden objects. The objects are holiday-themed, too, for even more fun. Build a new Christmas tradition and lasting memories when you snuggle up and read together! This 32-page book is a great holiday read-aloud for little sugar plums who love snuggles and stories. Filled with colorful illustrations and engaging Christmas Hidden Pictures puzzles, this storybook will create positive associations with books and encourage kids to read for fun. Plus, searching for hidden objects helps kids develop important skills like concentration and visual perception. With decorative sparkle and foil embellishments on the cover, this Christmas book is a gift that is sure to keep on giving for many holidays to come.
| Author | : Jane Bexley |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-10-27 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
| Author | : Lee Pong Wong |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2018-12-16 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781999348328 |
A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old
| Author | : Rosie Greening |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2019-10 |
| Genre | : Animal droppings |
| ISBN | : 9781788439299 |
In this rhyming story, an inventive elf finds an alternative way to power Santa's sleigh when his reindeer crew are too ill to fly.
| Author | : Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2020-10-05 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS
