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| Author | : Joe King |
| Publisher | : Andersen Press Limited |
| Total Pages | : 49 |
| Release | : 2024-05-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1787612791 |
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
| Author | : Jim Chumley |
| Publisher | : Summersdale |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2017-10-12 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1786854686 |
Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
| Author | : Macmillan Adult's Books |
| Publisher | : Pan Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 116 |
| Release | : 2014-06-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1447259831 |
Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.
| Author | : Jonathan Swan |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 322 |
| Release | : 2012-08-31 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1407029541 |
Over 2,000 sporting funnies from every sport: football, rugby, cricket, golf, boxing, snooker and beyond... Two men fishing on a river bank in a canal in London on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or TV. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says, 'Spurs have lost again.' The other man is astonished and says, 'How on earth do you know that?' The other man replies, 'It's quarter to five.' After the success of the George Foreman grill, Audley Harrison is launching his own toaster. The problem is it can only do four rounds. What does Steve Harmison put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A bat
| Author | : Abigail F. Brown |
| Publisher | : Cider Mill Press |
| Total Pages | : 142 |
| Release | : 2019-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1604339020 |
Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 2) is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.
| Author | : Matt Christopher |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 1997 |
| Genre | : Football |
| ISBN | : 9780613049962 |
A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.
| Author | : Tav Chlordane |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 236 |
| Release | : 2021-06-04 |
| Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
| ISBN | : 9781398448216 |
Ever wondered why it is called a 'try' in rugby? How referees got their name? Why the King of the Mountains' jersey in the Tour de France is red and white? Why you can't have a square football pitch? What ambidextrous really means? This book contains thousands of facts and jokes that anyone interested in sport would love to know.
| Author | : Joe King |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2012 |
| Genre | : Christmas |
| ISBN | : 9781849395083 |
Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!
| Author | : Simon Mugford |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2021-10-14 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781783126309 |
A collection of jokes, limericks and amusing football chants for young soccer fans to enjoy.
| Author | : Nigel Gordon-Johnson |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2020-12-06 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Football is a great game.The skill and grace of a Johan Cruff, Diego Maradona or Lionel Messi. The ecstasy of that great victory for your team or country. And the agony of defeat or relegation after a hard-fought campaign. Just that alone makes football the world's greatest sport.But the icing on the cake is that footballers tend not to think too much before speaking. This has given us some of the funniest quotes of all time. This book is a collection of the author's favourite players and managers from around the world and his favourite funny quotes. Some real classics that will have you in stitches!
