The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book

The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book
Author: Puffin Books
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 233
Release: 2007-08-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0141910909

What is the definition of a snail?A slug with a crash helmet.What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?‘Ouch!’This is Puffin's biggest and best joke book ever created, possibly in the world! Packed with so many crazy jokes, including knock knocks, animal quackers and monster madness, you'll have a joke on hand for every occasion! Suitable for amusing your mates or reading on your own.

A Family of Readers

A Family of Readers
Author: Martha V. Parravano
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 357
Release: 2012-10-09
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 0763662178

Two of the most trusted reviewers in the field join with top authors, illustrators, and critics in a definitive guide to choosing books for children—and nurturing their love of reading. A FAMILY OF READERS is the definitive resource for parents interested in enriching the reading lives of their children. It’s divided into four sections: 1. Reading to Them: Choosing and sharing board books and picture books with babies and very young children. 2. Reading with Them: Launching the new reader with easy readers and chapter books. 3. Reading on Their Own: Exploring what children read—and how they read—by genre and gender. 4. Leaving Them Alone: Respecting the reading privacy of the young adult. Roger Sutton knows how and why children read. He must, as the editor in chief of THE HORN BOOK, which since 1924 has been America’s best source for reviews of books for young readers. But for many parents, selecting books for their children can make them feel lost. Now, in this essential resource, Roger Sutton and Martha V. Parravano, executive editor at the magazine, offer thoughtful essays that consider how books are read to (and then by) young people. They invite such leading authors and artists as Maurice Sendak, Katherine Paterson, Margaret Mahy, and Jon Scieszka, as well as a selection of top critics, to add their voices about the genres they know best. The result is an indispensable readers’ companion to everything from wordless board books to the most complex and daring young adult novels.

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Kaapse bibliotekaris
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Total Pages: 282
Release: 2009
Genre: Bibliography
ISBN:

Issues for Nov. 1957- include section: Accessions. Aanwinste, Sept. 1957-

The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book

The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book
Author: Puffin Books
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 213
Release: 2007-08-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0141323132

Superloo has an ego as big as a planet, a microchip that belongs to NASA and a mission to rescue its toilet ancestors from the past. In this fourth book, it's off to Victorian times with Finn, his reluctant human helper, to rescue the magnificent musical 1812 Overture Toilet, designed by the great Sir Walter Closet. Along the way Finn gets stuck in a chimney while Superloo ends up at the bottom of the river - but nothing stops our heroes when there's a toilet in peril! A rollicking, rumbustious ride through Victorian times, involving slums, evil factory owners and a great deal you never knew about Victorian potties. All history books should be like this! Martin Chatterton's puzzles and flick effects add to the fun.

I'm Joking

I'm Joking
Author: Tom E Moffatt
Publisher:
Total Pages: 236
Release: 2020-01-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9780995121027

What happened when the pencils played the crayons? It was a draw Why can't cats sing in key? They always eat the tuner Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants What do you call a man with a cat down his trousers? Claude Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt - Author of Children's Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout.... I'm Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.

A funny thing happened on the way to the Cemetry

A funny thing happened on the way to the Cemetry
Author: Carl Muller
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 147
Release: 2000-10-14
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 9352140729

Nineteen side-splitting stories from sri lanka to begin this chronicle of the funny things that have happened to him, muller goes back to his days as a recruit in the royal ceylon navy when the queen of england came a-visiting: the saucy sailors decide to tip her a wink! the second story takes us back to mullers childhood in anuradhapura where two visiting rat snakes turn out to be a railway linesmans grandparents there are further hilarious adventures in the navy, encounters with more snakes of different sizes and lineage, graphic descriptions of jam-making factories, and hazardous days in the gulf effortlessly, muller creates caricatures that leave you helpless with laughter as they highlight the follies and foibles of the human race.

The Unknown (Animorphs #14)

The Unknown (Animorphs #14)
Author: K. A. Applegate
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2017-06-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338216554

There's a new rumor in town. Someone has discovered an item that proves life on other planets exists, and they've been hiding it on a base called Zone 91, the most secret place on Earth. Cassie and the other Animorphs already know about life on other planets. Too well. Their enemies the Yeerks will try to access Zone 91, to find out if what's there will threaten their mission to conquer to the planet. So the Animorphs decide to pay Zone 91 and the Yeerks a little visit. But what they discover is not at all what they expect.

Weekly World News

Weekly World News
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Publisher:
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2003-06-17
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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.

King Coo: The Secret in the Woods

King Coo: The Secret in the Woods
Author: Adam Stower
Publisher: David Fickling Books
Total Pages: 91
Release: 2017-05-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1910989428

Ben Pole is on the run from school bully Monty Grabbe, when he discovers an amazing secret wood. There's rope swings, water slides, a wombat called Herbert - and best of all, KING COO - a genius full of secrets, mysteries and incredible inventions. Ben, Herbert and King Coo will need all their wits about them to thwart Monty Grabbe's dastardly ways . . . Cow-pat-a-pults at the ready!