The Ultimate Excuse Generator

The Ultimate Excuse Generator
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2019-08-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781786275240

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!

The Ultimate Wisecrack Generator

The Ultimate Wisecrack Generator
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher: Laurence King Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2017-08-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781786270306

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh! Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies

The Irish Insult Generator

The Irish Insult Generator
Author: Books Gill
Publisher: Gill & Company
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2018-11-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9780717183098

Have the craic while creating over 6 million uniquely Irish insults to mock the eejits in your life without causing ructions Has an awful shitehawk ever tried to get smart with ye? Is some useless yoke always wrecking your head? Ever wanted to eat the head off some miserable dosser? With The Irish Insult Generator under your oxter, you'll be effin' and blindin' with the best of them in no time! This gas flipbook lets you mix and match uniquely Irish insults, so the next time some awful gombeen annoys you, you can send them on their bike before you lose the

A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You

A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2021-03-16
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 153446722X

Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.

Accelerando

Accelerando
Author: Charles Stross
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 596
Release: 2005-07-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101208473

The Singularity. It is the era of the posthuman. Artificial intelligences have surpassed the limits of human intellect. Biotechnological beings have rendered people all but extinct. Molecular nanotechnology runs rampant, replicating and reprogramming at will. Contact with extraterrestrial life grows more imminent with each new day. Struggling to survive and thrive in this accelerated world are three generations of the Macx clan: Manfred, an entrepreneur dealing in intelligence amplification technology whose mind is divided between his physical environment and the Internet; his daughter, Amber, on the run from her domineering mother, seeking her fortune in the outer system as an indentured astronaut; and Sirhan, Amber’s son, who finds his destiny linked to the fate of all of humanity. For something is systematically dismantling the nine planets of the solar system. Something beyond human comprehension. Something that has no use for biological life in any form...

SWAT!

SWAT!
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2013-04
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781908241184

In 'SWAT ' just-hatched housefly Buzzter gets instructions from Professor Halfbottle on how to survive the dangers in life, like being eaten by various animals and plants or killed by humans.

Stingers

Stingers
Author: Randy Wayne White
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2021-05-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1250244641

The trio of brave friends who make up Shark, Inc—Luke, Maribel and Sabina—dive back into adventure in Stingers, the follow-up to bestselling author Randy Wayne White’s Fins. Marine biologist Doc Ford invites Maribel, Luke, and Sabina to a remote island in the Bahamas where lionfish, a beautiful and venomous inhabitant of the South Pacific that has invaded Florida and the Caribbean, are not just upsetting the balance of nature by damaging the coral reefs—their sting has put several people in the hospital. What Doc and Captain Hannah Smith don’t mention is that the island is riddled with limestone caves, once home to a band of pirates, and stories of Spanish gold have lured outlaw treasure hunters to the area. When the trio finds precious artifacts, they agree to guard the secret until they’ve thoroughly explored the spot. Soon, outlaws search for the trio, hoping they will lead them to riches.

The Ultimate Insult Generator

The Ultimate Insult Generator
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2017-07
Genre: Invective
ISBN: 9781786270290

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh!Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies

The Mischief Maker's Handbook

The Mischief Maker's Handbook
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2020-04-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781786275509

Learn how to make mischief with this hilarious, fully illustrated handbook. Clear step-by-step activities and annotated diagrams will transform you into the mischief-maker that you've always wanted to be. From turning your body into an orchestra, to making invisible ink and rubber band catapults, it's all covered in this comprehensive guide. You're only young once - and this book helps every child to be the biggest kid possible!

The Element in the Room

The Element in the Room
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2018-08-28
Genre: Chemical elements
ISBN: 9781786271778

Did you know that without the 'lead' in your pencil, there would be no life on Earth? Absolutely everything in the universe is made from just 92 elements - and from aluminium to zinc, many of them are hiding in your very own home! This funny and fascinating guide is bursting with brilliant facts about the atomic ingredients that make up everything around us. Join scientific sleuth Sherlock Ohms as he investigates the elements, and help his enquiries with explosive experiments.