After youâve read the hundreds of golden pirate jokes inside, youâll be able to tell your friends âI have read hundreds of pirate jokes.â Your friends will say âTell us a pirate joke.â Then youâll tell your friends your favorite pirate joke (the one from page 43). The hills will be filled with roars of laughter as you deliver the punch line. Your grouchy neighbor will stick their head out the window and demand to know what all this noise is about. Once your friends have regained their composure theyâll tell your neighbor that you have just told them the best joke ever (not just the best pirate joke, but the best joke). Your neighbor will say âOh yeah, whatâs this joke?â You say that youâll tell the joke again if your neighbor agrees to drop the complaints they registered against you with the neighborhood committee. Your neighbor says âForget it!â Well, itâs only a pirate joke book, you canât expect it to solve all your problems.