The Ultimate Insult Generator

The Ultimate Insult Generator
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2017-07
Genre: Invective
ISBN: 9781786270290

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh!Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies

The Giant Book of Insults

The Giant Book of Insults
Author: Louis A. Safian
Publisher: Citadel Press
Total Pages: 420
Release: 2000-12
Genre: American wit and humor
ISBN: 9780806508818

A lively collection of sharp retorts and ripostes, pithy pot, ricocheting bombast - caustic quips, and polite, and the definitely unpolite, sort of put downs. This book can either be read for the sheer fiendish fun of it, or it can be put to work as a sourcebook for anyboday - speakers, entertainers, managers, writers - who wishes to communicate a little more forcefully. Carefully categorised according to targets, this book can be used time and time again to deflate egotists, dispose of bores and demolish dummies.

Shakespeare Insult Generator

Shakespeare Insult Generator
Author: Barry Kraft
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-03-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781452127750

Put dullards and miscreants in their place with more than 150,000 handy mix-and-match insults in the bard's own words. This entertaining insult generator and flip book collects hundreds of words from Shakespeare's most pointed barbs and allows readers to combine them in creative and hilariously stinging ways. From "apish bald-pated abomination" to "cuckoldly dull-brained blockhead" to "obscene rump-fed hornbeast," each insult can be chosen at random or customized to fit any situation that calls for a literary smackdown. Featuring an informative introduction on Shakespearean wit, and notes on which terms were coined or only used once by the author in his work, this delightful book will sharpen the tongue of Shakespeare fans and insult aficionados without much further ado.

The Ultimate Excuse Generator

The Ultimate Excuse Generator
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2019-08-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781786275240

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!

The Big Book of Maker Skills

The Big Book of Maker Skills
Author: Chris Hackett
Publisher: Weldon Owen International
Total Pages: 562
Release: 2014-11-04
Genre: Technology & Engineering
ISBN: 1681881616

This ultimate guide for tech makers covers everything from hand tools to robots plus essential techniques for completing almost any DIY project. Makers, get ready: This is your must-have guide to taking your DIY projects to the next level. Legendary fabricator and alternative engineer Chris Hackett teams up with the editors of Popular Science to offer detailed instruction on everything from basic wood- and metalworking skills to 3D printing and laser-cutting wizardry. Hackett also explains the entrepreneurial and crowd-sourcing tactics needed to transform your back-of-the-envelope idea into a gleaming finished product. In The Big Book of Maker Skills, readers learn tried-and-true techniques from the shop classes of yore—how to use a metal lathe, or pick the perfect drill bit or saw—and get introduced to a whole new world of modern manufacturing technologies, like using CAD software, printing circuits, and more. Step-by-step illustrations, helpful diagrams, and exceptional photography make this book an easy-to-follow guide to getting your project done.

The Mischief Maker's Handbook

The Mischief Maker's Handbook
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2020-04-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781786275509

Learn how to make mischief with this hilarious, fully illustrated handbook. Clear step-by-step activities and annotated diagrams will transform you into the mischief-maker that you've always wanted to be. From turning your body into an orchestra, to making invisible ink and rubber band catapults, it's all covered in this comprehensive guide. You're only young once - and this book helps every child to be the biggest kid possible!

Shakespeare's Book of Insults

Shakespeare's Book of Insults
Author: Medieval Muddle
Publisher:
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2019-05-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9781098595579

A collection of over 75 insults curated from William Shakespeare's famous literary works. Each insult is beautiful typography and includes a citation of the work's title and scene for reference. Take your effrontery to the next level! This pocket sized book makes a great gift for English majors, professors and theatre nerds. Be sure to include this little gem for your next librarian or book lover birthday or Christmas!Included are insults like: "Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat" and "Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. "The last page includes a Shakespearean insult generator for a quick comeback in a tight spot.

The Little Book of Shakespeare's Insults

The Little Book of Shakespeare's Insults
Author: Orange Hippo!
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2021-04-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1800690851

Away, you scullion, you rampallion, you fustilarian! Along with penning some of the most sublime passages in all of English Literature, Shakespeare was a master when it came to casting a wicked comeback or hurling a barbed insult. Whether it's Prospero calling Caliban a 'freckled whelp, hag-born' in The Tempest or King Lear railing against his daughter Goneril with the damning words, 'Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood', Shakespeare didn't hold back when it came to getting creative with his slights. Packed full of eloquent stings and poisonous putdowns, this is the perfect resource for anyone looking to scorn an enemy – without resorting to swearing! 'Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!' Henry IV Part I (Act 2, Scene 4). 'Away, you three-inch fool.' The Taming of the Shrew (Act 4, Scene 1). 'Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver'd boy.' Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3). 'The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.' The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene 4).

Insultinator

Insultinator
Author: Daniel Morvec
Publisher:
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2018-06-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692136409

Say what you mean. Mean what you say. Or just say mean things. Sometimes being polite and passive is not enough. Prepare yourself with this flip-book of random insults. Just randomly flip a word from the top panel and another one from the middle panel. Then finish if off with a random flip from the bottom panel. The tongue is mightier than the sword. But the fist can be mightier than your face. Choose your words wisely.