The Christmas Sweater

The Christmas Sweater
Author: Glenn Beck
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2010-11-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442426977

Adapted from the original bestselling novel, The Christmas Sweater: The story of a young boy who finds the true meaning of Christmas.

Rock Your Ugly Christmas Sweater

Rock Your Ugly Christmas Sweater
Author: Anne Marie Blackman
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 451
Release: 2012-10-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0762446919

Based off the popular website of the same name, Rock Your Ugly Christmas Sweater celebrates ugly Christmas sweaters year-round and showcases hilarious photos of people and pets wearing some of the ugliest holiday sweaters ever. More colorful than visions of sugarplums and jollier than a sleigh full of inebriated elves, ugly Christmas sweaters are a global holiday tradition celebrated by all ages and walks of life. With more than 200 photos, humorous captions, and chapters like Vintage Sweater Fun, Classic Sweaters from the '80s and '90s, Winter Wonderland, and Best of the Best, this book is here to help you spread the holiday cheer and maybe get some new ideas for this year's ugly Christmas sweater party -- horrid fringe, creepy elves, gaudy snowmen, and light-up reindeer are just the beginning!

My Very Merry Ugly Christmas Sweater

My Very Merry Ugly Christmas Sweater
Author: Jeffrey Burton
Publisher: Little Simon
Total Pages: 12
Release: 2020-09-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781534476783

Celebrate the perfect, ugly expression of holiday cheer in this Christmas touch-and-feel novelty book—with real, plush sweater material on the cover and a touch-and-feel elements throughout! What is the most glorious thing that can be worn to a holiday party? The ugly Christmas sweater, of course! See festive reindeer, yeti, penguins, and more get into the spirit in this immersive book perfect for tactile young readers.

My Ugly Christmas Sweater Design Book

My Ugly Christmas Sweater Design Book
Author: Annalisa McDaniels
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2018-11-19
Genre:
ISBN: 9781731539403

Get ready to have some fun and let loose with your creativity. This book has a variety of 40 sweater outlines for you to design and color. The remaining 20 pages are blank for you to draw your own design and really set your imagination free.Great art activity to engage attentions during those special days spent with friends and family around the Christmas and winter holiday season. Prepare for some wholesome and humorous entertainment.Total 60 pages, 8 x 10 inches

The Truly Terribly Horrible Sweater...That Grandma Knit

The Truly Terribly Horrible Sweater...That Grandma Knit
Author: Debbie Macomber
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2009-09-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061650935

Cameron loves his grandmother. She knows just what makes him tick. That's why he can't figure out why Grandma would send him a sweater—a truly terribly horrible sweater—for his birthday. Cameron pours mustard on his sweater. He puts it on his dog (in the rain). He even tries to send it to the thrift shop. But nothing works. Now Grandma is coming for the holidays, and Cameron has to wear her gift to him. But what's he going to say when she asks what he thinks about the sweater she made? With a sure hand and a light touch, worldwide bestseller Debbie Macomber and her new writing partner, Mary Lou Carney, reveal that what Grandma knit into Cameron's sweater is the greatest gift of all. Debbie and Mary Lou have included simple knitting instructions and an original knitting pattern for Cameron's sweater. You can find them at the back of this book.

The Christmas Sweater

The Christmas Sweater
Author: Glenn Beck
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 307
Release: 2008-11-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 143914947X

#1 New York Times bestselling author and renowned radio and television host Glenn Beck delivers an instant holiday classic about boyhood memories, wrenching life lessons, and the true meaning of the gifts we give to one another in love. If you could change your life by reversing your biggest regrets, sorrows, and mistakes...would you? When Eddie was twelve years old, all he wanted for Christmas was a bike. He knew money had been tight since his father died, but Eddie dreamed that somehow his mother would find a way to afford that dream bike. What he got from her instead was a sweater. “A stupid, handmade, ugly sweater” that young Eddie left in a crumpled ball in the corner of his room. Scarred deeply by the fateful events that transpired that day, Eddie begins a dark and painful journey toward manhood. It will take wrestling with himself, his faith, and his family—and the guidance of a mysterious neighbor named Russell—to help Eddie find his life’s path and finally understand the significance of that simple gift his mother had crafted with love.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book

Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book
Author: Brian Miller
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 411
Release: 2011-12-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1613122233

Definitive in every way, Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book includes the history of the event, how to throw the perfect party, what to wear, and how to judge the all-important ugly Christmas sweater contest. But most important, Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book is packed with more than 100 hilarious, full-color photos of outrageously ugly Christmas sweaters, including Scarf Face, Wreath Witherspoon, and Ryan Treecrest. It’s a must-have for the millions who plan to throw or attend an ugly Christmas sweater party, and a sidesplitting look at the funniest, craziest, most unbelievable holiday sweaters you can imagine—authorized by Team Ugly, the recognized experts on ugly Christmas sweater parties. Praise for Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book: “Part party primer, part not-so-tongue-in-cheek appraisal of holiday sweater fashion, this title delivers on both aspects.” —Library Journal

Ugly Sweater Christmas

Ugly Sweater Christmas
Author: Shannon O'Connor
Publisher: Shannon O'Connor
Total Pages: 107
Release: 2024-06-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Two Best friends, a mistletoe kiss & an unforgettable Christmas. Emma and Jess have been best friends forever, despite how different they are. This year Jess’ life starts falling apart, starting with losing her job, her apartment and her girlfriend. But leave it to Emma to make this the best Christmas ever. Starting with an ugly sweater Christmas party. But when they both end up under the mistletoe, dared to kiss, and sparks begin to fly, who knows what will happen? Determined to turn things around for her best friend, Emma tries to show Jess there’s still magic in Christmas. As the two move in together, go job hunting and find the magic of Christmas, they start to see each other in a new light. But will they open their hearts and their mouths to tell the other the truth? Or will they pretend their feelings aren’t real and lose what could be the best Christmas ever?

PLEY: A Satirical Health and Happiness Guide for Young Professionals

PLEY: A Satirical Health and Happiness Guide for Young Professionals
Author: K. D. Gudwerck
Publisher: K. D. Gudwerck
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2024-02-01
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN:

Unlock the secrets to a fulfilling and humorous life with "PLEY," your passport to the world of satirical well-being. In this cheeky and irreverent guide, author K.D. Gudwerck takes you on a rollicking journey through the highs and lows of the modern young professional's quest for health and happiness. Ditch the corporate stiffness and join the rebellion! The first chapter, "Let’s Pley" introduces you to a world where work and play are not mutually exclusive. Discover the art of embracing the absurd and injecting joy into every facet of your life. Next, learn how to navigate the delicate dance between productivity and leisure. Uncover the secrets of controlled slacking, ensuring that your downtime becomes an art form without sacrificing your professional edge. Forget the grind. Enter the Naptime Revolution, where rejuvenation meets rebellion. Discover how short, strategic naps can elevate your productivity and creativity, making you the envy of your well-rested peers. Why compete in the rat race when you can strive for leisurely greatness? Join the Leisure Olympics and compete in events like 'Synchronized Lounging' and 'Creative Procrastination' to prove that winning doesn’t always have to be serious business. Turn family gatherings into joyous affairs with the 'Family Feud (and Fun)' strategy. Learn how to navigate the chaos of family dynamics and turn awkward moments into opportunities for laughter and bonding. Forge meaningful connections through humor. Explore the art of being 'Friends with (Satirical) Benefits' and discover how shared laughter can strengthen relationships, both personally and professionally. Banish kitchen stress with 'Culinary Capers.' Turn cooking into a comedic adventure, creating delicious meals with a side of laughter. Say goodbye to kitchen disasters and hello to culinary triumphs. Navigate the minefield of family gatherings during holidays with finesse. Learn the secrets to 'Surviving the Family Invasion' with grace and humor, ensuring your festive seasons are filled with joy rather than dread. Discover the unexpected wisdom behind procrastination. Unleash 'The Zen of Procrastination' to find moments of peace in delaying the inevitable, turning the mundane into the extraordinary. Embrace the healing power of laughter with 'Laughter Yoga for the Soul.' Dive into joyous exercises that combine laughter and mindfulness, revitalizing your spirit and leaving you with a contagious smile. Decode the mysteries of personal finance with a comedic twist. 'Financial Follies' takes you on a hilarious journey through budgeting, investing, and adulting, proving that you can manage your money without losing your sense of humor. Craft a soundtrack for your life with 'The Pleylist for Joy.' Explore the transformative power of music, creating playlists that uplift your mood and accompany you on your journey to a more fulfilling life. Wrap up your PLEY adventure with 'The Pleyful Manifesto.' Embrace a new way of living, guided by humor, joy, and the belief that a playful existence is the key to lasting happiness. Embark on a journey of laughter, leisure, and love with "PLEY," the ultimate satirical health and happiness guide for the young professional who refuses to take life too seriously. It's time to play your way to a joyful existence!

Wendy Knits

Wendy Knits
Author: Wendy D. Johnson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 215
Release: 2006-04-25
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN: 1440649537

In this warm, wise, and witty memoir, Wendy D. Johnson takes a look at her lifelong obsession with “casting on” as she chronicles her journey from a crudely self-taught, left-handed beginner to one of the world’s most prolific knitters—not to mention premier knitting bloggers. From the virtues of learning how to knit the perfect sock, to the compulsive need to stash exquisite skeins of yarn in every crevice of one’s home, this is the perfect book for every knitter. Wendy also offers tips for avoiding errors, thoughts on knitting gifts for others, and more than twenty original patterns for knitters of every level of expertise: from the ridiculous and irreverent (a cell phone cozy) to the absolutely sublime (your very own luxurious Nordic style pullover).