The Second Bat Guano War

The Second Bat Guano War
Author: J.M. Porup
Publisher: J.M. Porup
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2012-11-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0988006987

From former Lonely Planet author J.M. Porup comes this gritty South American noir... Rats ate his baby daughter while he partied in a disco. Now Horace "Horse" Mann is a drugged-out expat teaching English to criminals in Lima, Peru. Oh, and doing the odd favor for the CIA. When his Agency contact, Pitt Watters, goes missing, Horse's desperate efforts to find his only friend lead him to a Buddhist ashram on the shores of Lake Titicaca. There Horse uncovers his friend's involvement with a group of Gaia-worshipping terrorists who want to kill off the human "disease" infecting the earth. Can Horse find his friend in time? And when he does--will he want to stop him?

Dreams Must Die

Dreams Must Die
Author: J.M. Porup
Publisher: J.M. Porup
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2014-12-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The time for dreaming is over. Jimmy Shade kills dreams. It's his job. As a member of the elite Dream Police, he defends the Collective against that poisonous nocturnal ooze. But when Shade gets infected with a dream, he finds himself on the run from his former colleagues. He must choose between his love for the Collective--and the dream he cannot live without.

The United States of Air

The United States of Air
Author: J.M. Porup
Publisher: J.M. Porup
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2012-09-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0988006952

The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists... Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder--but what he finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?

Food-Free at Last

Food-Free at Last
Author: Dr. Robert Jones MD PhD DDS ODD
Publisher: The American Journal of Atmospheric Consumption
Total Pages: 59
Release: 2012-11-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0991802209

Get the Monkey Off Your Back Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Common Questions About the Air-Only Diet: Eating air? Are you crazy? I am a medical doctor with more than forty years of clinical experience. An Obesity Epidemic is sweeping across our great nation. Eating air is the answer. Isn't there a risk of malnutrition? Not at all! Air contains all the vitamins, minerals, electrolytes and essential amino acids your body needs. A friend of mine went on the air-only diet and starved to death. Will I die too? Lies, lies and more lies! Propaganda spread by the agro-business special interests that run Washington. They will do anything to keep you down, in ignorance of the truth! A Million Dieters Can't be Wrong! Every day the emails pour in: "Thank you, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD! Oh, thank you! I've eaten nothing but air for the last two months and I've lost eight hundred pounds! My husband says I'll make a fine skeleton! I can't wait!!!" "Damn this air is tasty." "Dear Dr. Jones, What a discovery! You make Einstein look like an ignoramus. We hereby award you the Prizes for Medicine, Chemistry and Peace." --the Nobel Committee Also in This Groundbreaking Diet Book: * Lunge and Chomp -- Learn the Secrets of Air-Eating Technique! * The Twelve Steps to Food Freedom -- Anyone Can Do It! * The Hidden Menace in Our Society That Can Prevent You From Eating Air -- and How We as a Nation can Overcome It! About the Author An acclaimed pioneer in the field of Airitarianism, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD has dedicated his life to freeing food-eaters from slavery to addictive caloric substances. That's why he wrote Food-Free at Last--to expose the truth the agro-business special interests don't want you to know. And that's why he's running for President in 2015. It's time to put this country on a diet--the air-only diet, the only diet proven to work. It's time to cure our great nation of the Obesity Epidemic sweeping from coast to coast. It's time to end the oligarchy's influence on our political process and bring true freedom back to America. Go the Power of Air!

Death on Taurus

Death on Taurus
Author: J.M. Porup
Publisher:
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2013-05-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

On Taurus, there's only one good way to die. On the bullfighting planet of Taurus, in the far distant future, a genetically engineered race of half-man, half-bull stages ritual blood sacrifices to the gods--human viewers light-years away. Vizzer, the high priest who presides over the daily slaughter, loathes the fights and wants to end them. When news arrives that the humans have destroyed themselves in an interstellar civil war, he deposes the king and outlaws the fights. But not all the humans are dead. Carlos the Creator lies in stasis on Taurus itself. Vizzer comes face to face with an enraged and ancient god. And in so doing, he must also confront the truth of his own savage nature.

Bat

Bat
Author: Tessa Laird
Publisher: Reaktion Books
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2018-05-15
Genre: Nature
ISBN: 1780239378

Bats have been maligned in the West for centuries. Unfair associations with demons have seen their leathery wings adorn numerous evil characters, from the Devil to Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But these amazing animals are ecological superheroes. Nectar-feeding bats pollinate important crops like agave; fruit-eating bats disperse seeds and encourage reforestation; and insect-eating bats keep down mosquito populations and other pests, saving agricultural industries billions of dollars. Ranging in size from a bumblebee to creatures with a wingspan the length of an adult human, found on all continents except Antarctica, and displaying extraordinary abilities like echolocation—a built-in sonar system that enables many bats to navigate in the dark—these incredibly diverse mammals are as surprising as they are misunderstood. In Bat, Tessa Laird challenges our preconceptions as she combines fascinating facts of bat biology with engaging portrayals of bats in mythology, literature, film, popular culture, poetry, and contemporary art. She also provides a sobering reminder of the threats bats face worldwide, from heatwaves and human harassment to wind turbines and disease. Illustrated with incredible photographs and artistic representations of bats from many different cultures and eras, this celebration of the only mammals possessing true flight will enthrall batty fans, skeptics, and converts alike.

Just Bats

Just Bats
Author: M. Brock Fenton
Publisher: University of Toronto Press
Total Pages: 219
Release: 1983-12-15
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1442655380

Bats are dangerous to man. Right? Wrong. Here is the truth about chiroptera, the only mammals that fly, in a short, well-illustrated account based on solid research but intended for a general reader. Bats, of which there are about 850 species in the world, are maligned as carriers of rabies (largely untrue) and admired for their biosonar. Heir diversity is reflected in their diets: some eat fruit, some nectar and pollen, other fish, birds, frogs, or other bats. Although most eat insects, it is the three species of blood-feeding vampires which receive most public attention and around which much myth and superstition (and misconception) have evolved. In addition to their diet and habit, Fenton discusses their remarkable sonar sight, their reproduction, migration, patterns of behavior – from hunting to mating – parasites, enemies, and life span. (The current record is held by an Ontario Little Brown Bat which in 1980 had survived more than 30 years.) Man's attitude toward bats, his destruction of their habitats, and his use of pesticides have contributed to a sharp decline in the bat population in many parts of the world. Many biologists are becoming increasingly concerned about the survival of some species, but maintaining their numbers requires a change in people's attitudes. Just Bats will help. It will also tell the reader how to evict bats from his attic – provided he knows how they got in.