The Quiet Duck and a Noisy Chicken

The Quiet Duck and a Noisy Chicken
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2024-09-20
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN:

High up in the leafy canopy of Connemara’s Cloosh Valley, lived Égbé, a Peregrine falcon with a nest that was more like a twiggy fortress on the tallest oak. She had a bird’s-eye view of everything below. With her were her two chicks, Otti and Oza, who were basically feathered bundles of energy with appetites that could rival a dragon. Égbé spent her days soaring through the skies, hunting for food. But even a top-notch hunter could be brought to her knees by picky kids. Otti and Oza were the ultimate food snobs. To them, shrews were “unpalatable,” dung beetles were “disgusting,” and fish had to be just right. Égbé would return home, talons full of prey, only to be met with a chorus of complaints. “Mother, this fish is too big,” or “Mother, this snake is too slimy.” One day, Égbé had enough. She announced that whatever she brought back would be the only meal. If they didn’t like it, tough luck! Égbé found a tiny fish and brought it home. To her surprise, the chicks gobbled it up. Maybe, she thought, they were finally learning a lesson. But no, the chicks’ appetites grew, and their demands became even more ridiculous. They wanted the juiciest insects, the freshest fish, the tastiest frogs, and the plumpest birds. Égbé was exhausted but kept providing. Égbé was a skilled hunter, but she was powerless to satisfy her children’s insatiable appetites. It was a humbling realisation. Despite her frustrations, she remained determined to provide for her offspring. She knew her kids were still little and their preferences would change over time. As the day ended, Égbé came back home. She was tired, but she felt determined. She knew her kids were relying on her, and she wouldn’t disappoint them. Lessons from Cloosh Valley: As the adventures in Cloosh Valley drew to a close, it was time to reflect on the journey and the valuable lessons learned along the way. The lush woodlands had been a backdrop for many trials, triumphs, and tender moments, each contributing to the growth and understanding of Égbé and her chicks. Calm Observation vs. Noisy Drama: The quiet duck observed events with a calm demeanour, understanding that patience and observation often lead to better outcomes. In contrast, the noisy chicken reacted to every situation with alarm, demonstrating that constant drama can be a sign of weakness and unnecessary stress. Lesson: Calm observation is a strength, while noisy drama often leads to confusion and poor decisions. Parental Sacrifices: Égbé, the devoted mother falcon, faced numerous challenges and dangers to provide for her chicks. From hunting tirelessly to enduring harsh weather, her dedication never wavered. She taught her chicks the importance of perseverance, patience, and resourcefulness, even when the odds were against her. Lesson: Parents make countless sacrifices for the welfare of their children, often facing life-threatening situations to ensure their young ones are safe and well-fed. Appreciation for Parents: Otti and Oza learned to appreciate their mother’s efforts and the challenges she faced daily. They realised that her love and dedication were the driving forces behind her relentless pursuit of food, happiness, and safety for them. Lesson: Children should appreciate everything their parents do for them, recognising the hard work and sacrifices made out of love and care. Avoiding Snobbery: The chicks initially displayed picky and snobbish behaviour, rejecting the food their mother brought. Over time, they learned to be more grateful and less demanding. Lesson: Being snobbish and ungrateful can lead to unnecessary hardships. It’s important to be appreciative and considerate of others’ efforts. And so, the story of Égbé and her chicks came to a close, leaving behind a legacy of love, sacrifice, and the enduring bond between a mother and her children. The lessons learned in Cloosh Valley would stay with them forever, guiding them through the trials and triumphs of life.

Creeperella and The Nine Mischievous Monsters

Creeperella and The Nine Mischievous Monsters
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2024-10-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

Why "Creeperella and Nine Mischievous Monsters" Deserves a Spot on Your Bookshelf. Dear parents, grandparents, and book-loving creatures of all ages, gather 'round for an important announcement! Allow me to introduce you to the most delightful, side-splittingly funny book you'll ever have the pleasure of reading this year: "Creeperella and Nine Mischievous Monsters." Why should you buy this book, you ask? Well, let's dive right in, shall we? First off, imagine a world where bedtime stories aren't a chore but an absolute delight. That's exactly what you'll get with Creeperella and her band of quirky companions. This book is the perfect remedy for the bedtime blues, transforming yawns into giggles and "just one more chapter" please into the norm. For the kids, it's like opening a portal to a land of endless fun and adventure. Each character is more loveable and hilariously unpredictable than the last. Take Creeperella, for example. With her dramatic sighs and vine-like hair, she's always up to something, whether it's plotting pranks or rolling her eyes at Gigglefang’s never-ending antics. Or how about the irresistible Monster Nyaka, the fur-changing diva with a vet aversion so intense it could rival a cat's dislike for water? But let’s not forget the educational angle. Yes, you heard that right. Through their wild adventures, your little ones will learn valuable lessons about bravery, friendship, and the importance of a good laugh. Each page is a treasure trove of teachable moments wrapped in the most entertaining package you could imagine. Parents, you’ll find yourself chuckling along with your kids. The witty banter and laugh-out-loud situations are written with a charm that appeals to both young and old. This isn't just a book for children; it’s a packaged family experience. You might even catch yourself sneaking a read after the kids have hit the sack. And who could blame you? With characters like Blunderbuss, the clumsy giant with a heart of gold, and Fizzlebop, the bubbly monster whose biggest fear is flat drinks, it's impossible to resist. Now, just picture this: a rainy afternoon, the sound of laughter echoing through your home as you and your little ones embark on an adventure with Zippityzap, the lightning-fast monster, or join Snickerdoodle, the tiny winged trickster, in her latest escapade. And what about a monster who could polish off a whole roast dragon, a bucket of bugs, and a tank of slime in one sitting? These are the moments memories are made of. So, why should you buy "Creeperella and Nine Mischievous Monsters"? Because it’s not just a book; it’s an invitation to a world of fun, absolute chaos, laughter, and heart-warming adventures. It’s a chance to bond with your kids over stories that are as educational as they are entertaining. And most importantly, it's a guarantee that bedtime will never be the same again. Go on, add a dash of monster mischief to your bookshelf. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did. Your kids will thank you, and you might just find yourself enjoying it even more than they do. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the enchanting world of Creeperella and her nine mischievous monsters today!

Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang

Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 121
Release: 2024-10-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

Welcome to the electrifying, mind-blowing, and downright hilarious world of “Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang”! This isn’t just a book; it’s a digital rollercoaster ride through the wildest tech adventures you can imagine. Buckle up, because you’re about to dive into a story where the digital realm isn’t just a backdrop—it’s the ultimate playground for innovation, adventure, and some seriously epic friendships. At the heart of this tale are the members of the Gadget Gang, each one a tech genius in their own right, bringing their unique skills and personalities to the table. The central conflict in “Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang” is a thrilling rollercoaster of tech triumphs and digital disasters. The gang’s mission? To harness the power of technology for good while navigating a minefield of unexpected challenges. From creating innovative apps like Savour, which connects those with surplus food to those in need, to hosting the Future Tech Summit, where they brainstorm groundbreaking ideas with experts and young innovators, their journey is nothing short of epic. But it’s not all smooth sailing; here's a massive twist: These kids aren't just building cool apps and websites or that kind of stuff; they're trying to save themselves and the world from a rogue AI robot named R-2. Originally designed as a home helper, this tiny machine has malfunctioned and transformed into a powerful and menacing force. It's gone completely rogue and turned into a full-on Terminator against the gang. They must use all their tech skills and teamwork to outsmart R-2 and regain control, learning valuable lessons about the potential dangers of advanced technology along the way. “Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang” is more than just a story about gadgets and gizmos; it’s a tale of friendship, creativity, and the boundless possibilities of the digital age. Here are a few reasons why kids will be glued to this book: Relatable Characters: The members of the Gadget Gang are not just tech geniuses; they’re relatable and inspiring. Each character brings something unique to the table, showing that everyone has a role to play in the world of technology. Thrilling Adventures: From battling rogue robots and outsmarting hackers to hosting tech summits, the gang’s adventures are packed with excitement and high stakes. Kids will be on the edge of their seats, eager to see what happens next. Educational Value: The book seamlessly integrates educational content about technology, coding, and digital literacy. It’s a fun way for kids to learn about the tech world and its potential to solve real-world problems. Positive Messages: The story promotes important values such as teamwork, inclusivity, and ethical technology development. It encourages kids to use their skills for good and to think critically about the impact of technology on society. Imaginative World: The book’s vivid descriptions and imaginative scenarios will transport readers into a world where technology is a tool for adventure and innovation. It’s a place where creativity knows no bounds. This isn’t just a story about gadgets and gizmos; it’s a tale of friendship, creativity, and the boundless possibilities of the digital age. “Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang” is a must-read for every young tech enthusiast. So grab your copy, power up your imagination, and join the Gadget Gang on their incredible journey. The future is waiting, and it’s going to be a wild ride! Are you coming?

Half of a Stolen Tale

Half of a Stolen Tale
Author: Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2024-11-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

People, gather 'round for a tale that will whisk you away on a journey through time and emotion, penned by none other than the illustrious Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye. His latest masterpiece, "Half of a Stolen Tale," is not just a book; it's an odyssey of the heart and soul, a symphony of words that dances between the lines of history and humanity. In the heart of this novel lies the Biafran War, a period of profound turmoil and resilience. Ahuruonye, with his unparalleled storytelling prowess, brings to life the struggles and triumphs of those who lived through this harrowing chapter of history. His words are not mere ink on paper; they are the echoes of a thousand voices, the whispers of the past that resonate with the present. But fear not, dear reader, for amidst the gravity of war, Ahuruonye's wit and poetic flair shine through. His narrative is laced with humour and charm, making even the darkest moments bearable with a touch of light. Imagine a tapestry woven with threads of laughter and tears, where each character is a vibrant hue, and every scene a vivid brushstroke on the canvas of your imagination. "Half of a Stolen Tale" is a masterful exploration of identity, resilience, and the enduring power of hope. Ahuruonye's meticulous research and profound empathy for his characters shine through in every page, making this book a compelling read. His ability to capture the essence of the human spirit and the intricacies of cultural identity is nothing short of magical. And let us not forget the unsung heroes of this tale—the Irish charities that played a pivotal role in saving many a Biafran child. Their compassion and dedication are woven into the fabric of this story, a testament to the power of kindness and the enduring bonds of humanity. So, dear reader, prepare to be enthralled by "Half of a Stolen Tale." This is not just a book; it is an experience, a journey that will leave an indelible mark on your heart and mind. Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye invites you to step into his world, to laugh, to cry, and to be moved by the power of his words. For those seeking a literary adventure that is as enlightening as it is engaging, "Half of a Stolen Tale" is an essential addition to any bookshelf. This latest offering from a master storyteller promises to leave you spellbound, long after the final page is turned.

Oh, What A Mars!

Oh, What A Mars!
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 85
Release: 2024-09-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Discover the Uncharted Mysteries of the Red Planet with “Oh, What A Mars!” by Dandy Ahuruonye Step into a world where the boundaries of science fiction and reality blur. Dandy Ahuruonye’s latest masterpiece, “Oh, What A Mars!”, invites you on an exhilarating journey to the enigmatic landscapes of Mars. This gripping novel is not just a story; it’s an experience that will ignite your imagination and leave you pondering the infinite possibilities of the universe. Why You Should Read “Oh, What A Mars!” Unparalleled Storytelling: Ahuruonye’s narrative prowess will captivate you from the first page to the last. His vivid descriptions and intricate plot twists create a tapestry of adventure and suspense. Rich Character Development: Meet a cast of unforgettable characters, each with their own unique struggles and triumphs, who will stay with you long after you’ve turned the final page. Scientific Accuracy: Meticulously researched, this novel seamlessly blends scientific facts with speculative fiction, offering a plausible glimpse into the future of space exploration. Thought-Provoking Themes: Explore profound themes of survival, humanity, and the quest for knowledge, all set against the backdrop of the awe-inspiring Martian terrain. Praise for “Oh, What A Mars!” Critics and readers alike are raving about Ahuruonye’s latest work. Hailed as a “tour de force” and “a must-read for science fiction enthusiasts,” this novel is poised to become a classic in the genre. Get Your Copy Today! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. “Oh, What A Mars!” is available now at all major bookstores and online retailers. Embark on a journey to the stars and beyond with Dandy Ahuruonye’s spellbinding new novel. Yes, welcome to “Oh, What A Mars!” In the not-so-distant future, humanity stands on the brink of a new era. The red planet, Mars, has long been a source of fascination and mystery. Now, it becomes the stage for an epic tale of exploration, survival, and discovery. When a team of intrepid astronauts embarks on a mission to Mars, they are prepared for the challenges of space travel. What they are not prepared for are the secrets that the planet holds. As they delve deeper into the Martian landscape, they uncover ancient relics and signs of a civilisation long gone. But with these discoveries come dangers that no one could have anticipated. Led by the brilliant and determined Commander Jane Foster, the crew must navigate treacherous terrain, hostile environments, and their own inner demons. Each member of the team brings their own expertise and perspective, creating a dynamic interplay of personalities and skills. Together, they must unravel the mysteries of Mars and confront the ultimate question: Are we alone in the universe? “Oh, What A Mars!” is a thrilling exploration of the unknown, a testament to human ingenuity and resilience, and a poignant reflection on our place in the cosmos. Dandy Ahuruonye’s masterful storytelling will transport you to another world, where every page is a new adventure. Prepare to be enthralled, challenged, and inspired. Welcome to Mars.

Trillion-Her

Trillion-Her
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 89
Release: 2024-09-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

In a world teetering on the brink of chaos, where the line between hope and despair grows ever thinner, emerges a tale of unparalleled ingenuity and courage. “Trillion-Her” is not merely a story; it is a testament to the indomitable spirit of one woman, Lady Tamarind Prassad, whose legacy holds the key to humanity’s salvation. Lady Tamarind Prassad, a name whispered in the annals of scientific brilliance, carries a secret bequeathed to her by her illustrious parents. Renowned inventors and scientists, they were visionaries who dared to dream beyond the confines of conventional wisdom. Their groundbreaking discoveries and inventions had already etched their names in history, but it was their final, most profound secret that they entrusted to their daughter—a secret so powerful, it could alter the course of the world. As the shadows of global crises loom large, Lady Tamarind stands at the crossroads of destiny. Her journey is one of self-discovery, resilience, and an unwavering commitment to the greater good. With every step she takes, the weight of her inheritance becomes more apparent, and the stakes grow higher. The world, unaware of the silent guardian in their midst, teeters on the edge of oblivion, while Lady Tamarind races against time to unlock the potential of her parents’ final gift. “Trillion-Her” is a narrative woven with threads of suspense, intellect, and the relentless pursuit of a better tomorrow. It is a story that challenges the boundaries of human potential and explores the profound impact of one individual’s courage in the face of insurmountable odds. As you turn each page, prepare to be captivated by a tale that is as thought-provoking as it is inspiring. In the heart of Lady Tamarind Prassad lies a secret—a beacon of hope that could illuminate the darkest corners of our world. Her story is a clarion call to all who dare to dream, to innovate, and to believe in the transformative power of knowledge and determination. Welcome to “Trillion-Her,” where the future of humanity rests in the hands of one extraordinary woman.

THE GROCCOLLI PICTURELAND CHATBOOK

THE GROCCOLLI PICTURELAND CHATBOOK
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2024-09-20
Genre: Antiques & Collectibles
ISBN:

Introducing “The Groccolli Pictureland ChatBook” by Dandy Ahuruonye Step into a world where art comes alive and imagination knows no bounds with “The Groccolli Pictureland ChatBook” by Dandy Ahuruonye. This enchanting book invites readers of all ages to explore a magical realm where paintings and sculptures can talk, walk, and share their stories. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to converse with the Mona Lisa, or to see Vincent van Gogh’s Starry Night come to life? In this unique and captivating book, these dreams become a reality. Thanks to Groccolli, a brilliant and friendly android, the artworks within these pages are animated and interactive, offering an educational and entertaining experience like no other. “The Groccolli Pictureland ChatBook” is divided into several engaging sections: Puzzleland: Challenge your mind with a variety of animated puzzles, including crosswords, sudoku, and jigsaws. Each puzzle is designed to test your logic and creativity while keeping you entertained for hours. Pictureland: Meet and chat with some of the most famous artworks in history. From Leonardo da Vinci’s masterpieces to Pablo Picasso’s iconic pieces, each artwork has a story to tell and a lesson to impart. The Arts of The World: Travel through time and explore different art styles and periods, such as the Renaissance and Impressionism. Learn about the history and cultural significance of each piece, guided by the knowledgeable Groccolli. Poems and Tongue Twisters: Delight in a collection of whimsical poems and tongue twisters that are sure to amuse and inspire young readers. This book is not just a collection of stories and puzzles; it is an immersive journey through the world of art and technology. Groccolli, the android, brings a touch of science to the magic, making the impossible possible and turning learning into an adventure. Perfect for children and parents alike, “The Groccolli Pictureland ChatBook” is a must-have addition to any bookshelf. It promises to ignite a love for art, literature, and puzzles, all while showcasing the incredible power of imagination and technology. Join Groccolli on this extraordinary journey and discover a world where art truly comes to life. Your child will never forget the wonders that await within the pages of “The Groccolli Pictureland ChatBook.” Get your copy today and let the adventure begin!

Roosta & Henn: The Rise of AI Robots

Roosta & Henn: The Rise of AI Robots
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2024-01-03
Genre: Antiques & Collectibles
ISBN:

"This is a dystopian children's book about a chicken couple who became AI robots called Roosta and Henn. After being abandoned by their human owners, they decided never to give up or become too concerned about their new plight. Instead, they led a revolution to reverse the effects of being abandoned and went on to build robots to help create a new society for all animals who now inhabit the earth. The couple later went on a fun and educational journey to heal and bring recreation to the world using the new virtual reality solutions they invented. Theirs was a tale of technological triumph, and their journey a journey into the future. With their augmented reality technology, they ushered in The Dawn of a New Era and a new quest for knowledge"

Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES

Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 111
Release: 2024-09-01
Genre: Nature
ISBN:

🎉 Introducing the children's wonder: “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES!” 🎉 Gather 'round, dear parents and guardians, for a literary treat that will have your children giggling and guffawing from cover to cover! Dandy Ahuruonye’s “CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a delightful romp through a world where the slow and steady truly win the race, and every page is brimming with slime, wit, and whimsy. You're probably wondering - Why should I add this gem to my child’s bookshelf? Let me regale you with the reasons! Hilarious Hijinks: This book is a laugh-out-loud adventure featuring the cheekiest periwinkles, slugs, and snails you’ll ever meet. Imagine a world where slugs rule the roost and time moves slower than a snail on holiday. “It was slug days, and time dragged on as everyone found themselves in the leafy embrace of an island isolated amidst the vast and whispering ocean.” The humour is as zesty as a lemon tart, making it a joy for both kids and parents alike. Charming Characters: Each character is more endearing than the last. From Old Whiskers, who paints sunsets on his shell, to the periwinkles teaching snails to dance a jig, every creature is bursting with personality. “In the land of the slowpokes, being fast is about as important as a knitted swimsuit,” and that’s just the beginning of the fun! Life Lessons with a Twist: Beneath the humour lies a treasure trove of life lessons. The story teaches children the value of patience, the beauty of taking things slow, and the importance of being oneself. “Every tiny slide forward is a big win,” and this book celebrates those small victories in the most delightful way. Perfect for All Ages: The witty banter and playful prose make this book a hit with readers of all ages. Mums and dads will find themselves sniggering right along with their sprogs, as the gentle rhymes and twinkling chuckles are as ageless as the constellations dozing above our beds at night. So, don your wellies and prepare for a trek through the squelchy lives of periwinkles, slugs, and snails. “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a saga that wiggles and waggles between the serious and the silly, spinning tales that stretch from the seabed to the sunny skies of make-believe. Get your copy today and let the cheeky adventure begin! 📚✨

HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time

HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2024-08-31
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Hi there, everyone, and welcome to the marvellous world of HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time, a delightful children’s book by the ever-imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. This enchanting tale promises to whisk young readers away on a journey through the annals of history, filled with laughter, adventure, and a touch of magic. To begin, meet Saga Sycamore, the wise and kind tree who knows everything about history and can travel through time. Saga is not just any tree; he’s a storyteller extraordinaire, weaving tales as intricate as a spider’s web. “History is not just a series of dates and events,” Saga often says, “it’s the story of us all, told through the whispers of the leaves and the rustling of the wind.” Joining Saga are his ancient tree friends, each with their own unique personalities and quirks. There’s EpochElm, the grumpy old tree who has seen the rise and fall of many civilisations. “I’ve seen it all,” he grumbles, “from the pyramids to the moon landing. And let me tell you, nothing surprises me anymore!” Then there’s ChronoBark, the youngest and most adventurous tree, always getting into mischief. “Time travel is a piece of cake,” he boasts, “if you don’t mind a few bumps and bruises along the way!” But the real stars of the show are the exceptional children who join the trees on their time-travelling escapades. Together, they visit the dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even have tea with emperors. “Learning history has never been this much fun!” exclaims one of the children. “It’s like living in a storybook!” HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time is not just an adventure; it’s a celebration of curiosity, friendship, and the joy of learning. Ahuruonye’s witty and poetic prose brings history to life, making it accessible and engaging for young readers. The book is filled with memorable quotes and highlights, such as: “The past is a treasure trove of stories, waiting to be discovered.” “Every wrinkle in time holds a secret, every leaf a tale.” “History is not just about what happened, but about who we are.” Parents, this book is a must-have for your child’s bookshelf. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to explore the world around them, to ask questions, and to see history as a living, breathing tapestry of stories. Plus, it’s packed with humour, poetry, and wit, making it a joy to read aloud. So why wait? Dive into the pages of HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time and let your child’s imagination soar. This is a book that promises to leave them laughing, learning, and longing for more. Get your copy today and embark on an unforgettable journey through the wrinkles of time!