How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
Author: Chuck Sambuchino
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2014-06-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1473501962
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There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

Detective Mouse and the Garden Mystery: A Fun Fictional Story

Detective Mouse and the Garden Mystery: A Fun Fictional Story
Author: Rick Anthony
Publisher: Rick Anthony
Total Pages: 55
Release:
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:
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Once upon a time, in a world brimming with magic and wonder, there existed a seemingly ordinary garden. But within the boundaries of this unassuming patch of earth, an extraordinary adventure was about to unfold. It was a place where plants whispered secrets, flowers sang melodies, and mysteries flourished amidst the vibrant foliage. In this enchanted garden, an unlikely duo, Detective Mouse and his green-thumbed friend Blossom, embarked on a journey that would forever change their lives. Little did they know, their curious hearts and unwavering bond would lead them to discover a hidden realm where plants came to life and spoke, and where the harmony of nature danced in perfect synchrony. Join Detective Mouse and Blossom as they unravel plant-related mysteries, encounter mischievous garden gnomes, and strive to solve the riddle of a rare, elusive bloom. Together, they will embrace the magic of the garden, confront darkness, and learn the true meaning of unity and harmony. Get ready to enter "The Enchanted Garden Adventure" and let your imagination bloom in this captivating tale of friendship, discovery, and the power of nature's enchantment.

The Gigantic Garden Gnomes: An Enchanting Bedtime Story Picture Book with Colouring Page and Puzzle

The Gigantic Garden Gnomes: An Enchanting Bedtime Story Picture Book with Colouring Page and Puzzle
Author: Shu Chen Hou
Publisher: Kokoshungsan Ltd
Total Pages: 31
Release:
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN:
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Step into a world of oversized enchantment with "The Gigantic Garden Gnomes," a captivating bedtime story picture book that invites young readers to join Alex on a thrilling adventure. Discover a magical garden where gnomes are larger than life and embark on a quest to solve a whimsical gardening mystery. In this delightful tale, children will be mesmerised by the vivid illustrations and imaginative storytelling that bring the giant gnomes and their enchanting garden to life. Help Alex navigate through this fantastical realm and uncover the secrets behind the gardening conundrum. This charming book features: A Colouring Page: Bring the gigantic gnomes and their magical garden to life with your own vibrant colours. An Interactive Puzzle: Challenge young minds with a themed puzzle that adds extra fun and engages problem-solving skills. Perfect for ages 4-8, "The Gigantic Garden Gnomes" fosters curiosity, creativity, and a sense of adventure, making it a must-have addition to any bedtime story collection. Don’t miss out on the oversized fun! Add "The Gigantic Garden Gnomes" to your child’s bookshelf today and let their imagination grow in a world where garden gnomes are truly gigantic and adventures are larger than life!

Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes
Author: Michelle M. Pillow
Publisher: The Raven Books LLC
Total Pages: 230
Release: 2018-06-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1625011628
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Welcome to Lucky Valley, Colorado, where nothing is quite what it seems. Lily Goode wasn’t aware she had an inheritance waiting for her in the form of a huge Victorian house in Lucky Valley, Colorado. Life might finally be coming together for her. That is if you don’t count the endless home repairs, dealing with eccentric Aunt Polly who claims they’re both witches, and Nolan Dawson the handsome home inspector who seems to have it out for her, then, sure, life is grand. Oh and not to mention the strange hallucinations and garden gnomes who are far more than lawn ornaments. If mysterious accidents don’t do her in, then the rebellious gnomes just might. With the help of Aunt Polly, it’s up to Lily to discover who’s sabotaging her new home and trying to drive the Goodes out of Lucky Valley once and for all. From NY Times & USA TODAY Bestselling Author, Michelle M. Pillow, a Cozy Mystery Paranormal Romantic Comedy. 5 Stars! "Holy HedgeWitches! This is a fab new cosy series." Nikki's Book Nook ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ About the (Un)Lucky Valley Series Did you love Fooled Around and Spelled in Love, and Curses and Cupcakes by Michelle M. Pillow? Did Aunt Polly tickle your funny bone? If so, just wait until you read the next crazy adventure Aunt Polly has up her sleeve. My two books in the Happily Everlasting series are prequels to the (Un)Lucky Valley series. Books in The Happily Everlasting Series can be read in ANY order! Series can be read in any order. Happily Everlasting was a group project I did with three other amazing authors: Mandy M. Roth, Jana DeLeon, & Kristen Painter. (Un)Lucky Valley series is by (me) Michelle M. Pillow. Rating: Clean and Wholesome Praise For Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes 5 Stars! "Love this author, love this book!" - Kristen Painter, USA Today Best Selling author (2019) 5 Stars! "I love a great cozy mystery, and Michelle M. Pillow ramps it up with humor, a great cast of secondary characters and adds the paranormal! C'mon - garden gnomes?! Yes!!!" - Jill Monroe, international best selling author (2019) (Un)Lucky Valley Cozy Mysteries Fooled Around and Spelled in Love (Prequel Story) Curses and Cupcakes (Prequel Story) Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes Any Witch Way But Goode A Potion for Your Thoughts Topics: women sleuths, mystery romance, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, witch romance, pnr, magic, witchcraft, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, coffee house, culinary, crafts, coffeeshop, business owner, Amateur Sleuth, baker, werewolf romance, shifter, clean romance, witch, comedy, funny, paranormal romance, romantic comedy, paranormal cozy, mystery, amateur detective, Romantic Comedy, animal, magic detective, Witches & Wizards, Werewolves & Shifters, Mystery & Detective, cozy mystery, cosy, wolf-shifter, witch romance, wolf shifter, shapeshifter, pnr, magic, witchcraft, garden gnomes, ghost town, curse, charmed, ghosts, spirits, humorous, fantasy, cozy pnr, Amateur Sleuth, bed and breakfast, craft, culinary, cats Michelle M. Pillow®, Warlocks MacGregor®, and Lords of the Var® are registered trademarks of The Raven Books LLC​

Feng Shui in the Garden

Feng Shui in the Garden
Author: Richard Webster
Publisher: Llewellyn Worldwide
Total Pages: 174
Release: 1999
Genre: Gardening
ISBN: 9781567187939
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Create more ch'i (universal energy) by selecting the most beneficial location and laying out a harmonious garden based on proven feng shui principles. Illustrations. Index.

Petal Parade

Petal Parade
Author: Rosie Banks
Publisher: Orchard Books
Total Pages: 107
Release: 2015-06-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1408333090
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Two sparkling stories in one! Jasmine, Summer and Ellie are invited to the Petal Parade, a gorgeous summer celebration of flowers and fun! But when Queen Malice curses the Secret Garden, the only way to break her spell is to discover her deepest, darkest secret . . . Can the girls stop Queen Malice and save the parade?

Gnomes

Gnomes
Author: Wil Huygen
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-09-05
Genre: Art
ISBN: 9781419769856
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A newly reissued edition of the beloved illustrated survey of gnome life, history, and lore, which has sold astronomically since its original publication in 1977 Did you know that gnome couples always have twin children? Or that a gnome is seven times as strong as a human? Do you want to hear some gossip from the gnome who knew Rembrandt? Dutch artist Rien Poortvliet's charming illustrations and physician Wil Huygen's detailed observations of the gnomes' habits, anatomy, and lifestyle are a delight for readers of all ages. Children will adore the gnome family's underground home and the constant interaction with animals; adults will appreciate the tongue-in-cheek scientific data. Gnomebody is immune to the gnomes' tremendous appeal--and a whole new generation is waiting to love them for the first time!

Shameful Secrets on Coronation Close

Shameful Secrets on Coronation Close
Author: Lizzie Lane
Publisher: Boldwood Books Ltd
Total Pages: 334
Release: 2023-04-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1804834025
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There are no secrets that time does not reveal... Bristol 1937 The year is 1937 and the country is still reeling from the abdication of King Edward the Eighth the year before. His brother, the Duke of York has become King George the Sixth and will be crowned in May. The country is on a high. Union Jacks are being dusted off and bunting is being made. Thelma, Jenny and residents of Coronation Close are all a buzz with planning the street parties and celebrations for the great day. But behind every door shameful secrets and sins linger on Coronation Close, just bubbling to expose themselves...