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Author | : Gordon Law |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 134 |
Release | : 2016-11-04 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781539859406 |
Liverpool players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks uttered over many years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled almost 300 of the most hilarious gaffes, quotes and quips from the men of Anfield.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "Of course, there are two great teams on Merseyside. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves."Bill Shankly "l couldn't settle in ltaly - it was like living in a foreign country."lan Rush "Winning trophies has made me put on weight." Rafa Benitez "Last year I had a foot operation. Then my thigh went. This season I'm going to play it by ear."John Aldridge
Author | : Gordon Law |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 132 |
Release | : 2016-10-28 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781539644408 |
Jurgen Klopp is not only one of the world's finest football managers but his wacky comments have also made him one of the most entertaining.In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled Klopp's most hilarious quotes and quips from his time with Borussia Dortmund and Liverpool.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "When Dortmund last won here 19 years ago, most of my players were still being breast-fed." "Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket." "Hopefully we'll play better than my understanding of Scouse! It is still pretty difficult for me." "Screw you. I like giving interviews to you as much as having toothache."
Author | : Elmar Neveling |
Publisher | : Random House |
Total Pages | : 393 |
Release | : 2016-02-11 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1473529514 |
Updated to include Klopp’s final season at Anfield "It is the intensity of the football, of how the people live football in Liverpool, all the Liverpool fans around the world. It is not a normal club, it is a special club." Jürgen Klopp Jürgen Klopp’s decision to leave Liverpool after nine incredible years shocked the football community. His tactical acumen, motivational skills and ability to develop young talent were instrumental in Liverpool's resurgence as a top team in English and European football. Before disrupting the game in England, the extraordinary manager had single-handedly overthrown the accepted order in the German league, taking Borussia Dortmund from nowhere to back-to-back Bundesliga titles. Then, in 2019, he cemented his name in the history books by returning Liverpool to Champions League glory, ending the club's 14-year wait for a major European trophy. Klopp was the mastermind behind Liverpool’s Premier League title in the 2019-2020 season, a welcome return to the very heights of top flight football that saw his position as a Liverpool legend well and truly cemented in club history. Long after his departure, Klopp will continue to be revered as a master tactician with his own unique playing philosophies. His legacy among his players will be his passion and man-management skills, and he will forever be adored by fans for his charm, wit and thrilling football on the pitch. This is the definitive celebration of Jürgen Klopp, his down-to-earth nature and his footballing genius.
Author | : Matthew Macefield |
Publisher | : Helter Skelter Publishing |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2004-04 |
Genre | : Rock musicians |
ISBN | : 9781900924634 |
A search for The La's and their leader Lee Mavers - the reclusive genius behind smash hit single "There She Goes."
Author | : John King |
Publisher | : Random House |
Total Pages | : 274 |
Release | : 2012-09-30 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1446444546 |
The Football Factory centres on Tom Johnson, a reasoned 'Chelsea hooligan' who represents a disaffected society operating by brutal rules. We are shown the realities of life - social degradation, unemployment, racism, casual violence, excessive drink and bad sex - and, perhaps more importantly, how they fall into a political context of surveillance, media manipulation and division. Graphic and disturbing, sometimes very funny, and deeply affecting throughout, The Football Factory is a vertiginous rush of adrenaline - the most authentic book yet on the so-called English Disease.
Author | : Katie Flynn |
Publisher | : Random House |
Total Pages | : 516 |
Release | : 2010-12-23 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1446409511 |
It is a cold night and Sylvie Dugdale is weeping as she walks by the Mersey. A figure approaches and, dodging aside to avoid him, she falls into the river. Constable Brendan O'Hara, just coming off duty, sees the girl's plight and dives in to rescue her. He is dazzled by her beauty but Sylvie's husband is in prison and the closeness that Brendan soon longs for is impossible. Sylvie has to escape from Liverpool, so Brendan arranges for her to stay with his cousin Caitlin in Dublin until it is safe to return. There she meets Maeve, a crippled girl from the slums, who will change all their lives when a little girl is lost ...
Author | : Harry Kaye |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 110 |
Release | : 2020-11-14 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : |
The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.
Author | : Justin Spizman |
Publisher | : WW Norton |
Total Pages | : 386 |
Release | : 2022-02-08 |
Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
ISBN | : 0789260948 |
Every great sports coach is a life coach. This book identifies 168 outstanding coaches who have much to teach us about optimizing our performance, our character, and our lives. Coaches build winning teams and enable each athlete they mentor, guide, cajole, and nurture to achieve top performance. More than this, every great sports coach is first and last a life coach. Sportswriter Justin Spizman identifies and profiles 168 of the greatest coaches and managers of all time. They have much to teach us about optimizing our performance, our character, and our lives. Coach: The Greatest Teachers in Sports and Their Lessons for Us All profiles coaches in every significant sport, from football, basketball, baseball, and hockey to gymnastics, skating, rowing, rugby, soccer, and more. From field to court, diamond, rink, and pitch, the big leagues to the Olympics, college, and high school, Coach delivers the most teachable moments and methods—for play, for competition, and for life. Rich in quotations, each profile ends with lessons for top performance on and off the field, in and beyond the arena. Justin Spizman tracks all the relevant stats—for every sport keeps score—but he seeks first and last to disclose the mind, the heart, and the force of character that drive each of the indispensable men and women behind the world’s most envied and admired athletes. His profiles range from the likes of Cardinals manager Tony La Russa (already an MLB legend), to Aimee Boorman and Cecile Canqueteau-Landi (who both coached gymnastics phenom Simone Biles), Bill Belichick (the take-no-prisoners field general of the New England Patriots), Pat Summitt (who racked up 1,098 wins as coach of the University of Tennessee Lady Vols basketball team from 1974 to 2012), Marián Vajda (the coach behind tennis titan Novak Djokovic), and David Leadbetter (golf guru to champions Kathy Baker, Nick Faldo, and Michelle Wie).
Author | : Tom Victor |
Publisher | : Seven Dials |
Total Pages | : 192 |
Release | : 2022-06 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 9781841884158 |
Author | : Phil Shaw |
Publisher | : Random House |
Total Pages | : 576 |
Release | : 2011-04-30 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1446458903 |
The greatest football quotations collection ever, now in its ninth edition. This compilation includes quotes from everyone – Shakespeare to Suarez, Camus to Cantona, Busby to Beckham – who has made an apt, pithy or comical comment about football. And not just footballers and managers either – fans, pundits, groundsmen, directors and wives all get to have their say too. Every subject is covered, from tactical debates to changing lifestyles, to produce a sometimes hilarious and always thought-provoking commentary on the game. ‘My players are always the best players in the world, even if they aren’t’ - José Mourinho ‘He was a quiet man, Eric Cantona, but he was a man of few words’ - David Beckham ‘Sometimes when you aim for the stars you hit the moon’ - Ian Holloway