The Ex-Wife Joke Book

The Ex-Wife Joke Book
Author: DICK. HERTZ
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-04-22
Genre: American wit and humor
ISBN: 9781507766118

"Immature, superficial, and misogynistic, it doesn't get any better than the jokes collected here by ex-wife expert Dick Hertz. After all, even though his marriage only lasted six months, it sure did feel like a lifetime. Dick Hertz's pain is your gain when you stop crying into your beer and start laughing in your ex-wife's face"--

The Ex-Wife's Survival Guide

The Ex-Wife's Survival Guide
Author: Debby Holt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2010-03-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1849831718

Two months before Sarah's twin sons leave home for their gap year travel, her husband Andrew, a keen amateur thespian, announces that he's leaving her for his leading lady. Happily married for the past twenty years, Sarah has no idea how to fill her empty house, her empty days, nor play the role of discarded wife. As Sarah is to discover, the way forward is strewn with hazards and humiliations. If she is not to be bludgeoned to pieces, she must acquire skills for survival ... fast. Happily for Sarah, help (and hindrance!) is at hand in the form of well-meaning neighbours, a misbehaved mongrel, an eventful trip to Majorca, an unassuming plumber, and an unwelcome role as Mrs De Winter in the forthcoming Ambercross Players' production of Rebecca. In this wickedly funny and hugely entertaining comedy of manners, life in a small Wiltshire village is exposed with a highly infectious sense of humour and a devastatingly accurate eye for detail. The sparkling comedy romance from the much-loved, bestselling author of Recipe for Scandal. If you love Wendy Holden, Elizabeth Buchan, Katie Fforde and Catherine Alliott, make Debby Holt your next read! What everyone is saying about The Ex-Wife's Survival Guide: ‘Thoroughly enjoyable ... Had me smiling from start to finish’ Erica James ‘I absolutely love this book. It is as funny as it is wise and I couldn’t put it down’ Katie Fforde ‘A wickedly comical read’ Heat ‘From the author of the superb Ex-Wife’s Survival Guide comes another wicked treat’ Daily Mirror ‘This fast-paced romantic comedy is perfect bad-weather escapism’ She ‘Clever and surprising’ Daily Mail ‘Laced with wise and witty humour this is great fun’ Woman ‘A deliciously funny, gently ironic novel, Jane Austen-like in its elegance and playfulness’ Women’s Weekly

The Single Girl's Guide to Marrying a Man, His Kids, and His Ex-Wife

The Single Girl's Guide to Marrying a Man, His Kids, and His Ex-Wife
Author: Sally Bjornsen
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 257
Release: 2005-04-05
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1440625271

A funny, honest, and empathetic resource for the novice stepmother on maintaining sanity, solving hair-raising identity issues, regaining a sense of humor, and surviving what you did for love.... What happens when the honeymoon comes to a screeching halt and you're faced with a houseful of rambunctious children, an ever-present ex-wife, and a new husband trying to balance the chaos? This helpful guide includes advice on: • The kids: Adjusting to suspicion, resentment, and biological-parent loyalties • The ex-wife: Living calmly alongside her, whether she's a psycho or the perfect mother • The holidays: Accommodating old family traditions and developing new ones • The sex: Keeping love alive through the kids' bed-wettings and nightmares • The finances: Building safety nets and avoiding financial disasters • The urge to be evil: Accepting it, and then stopping yourself from saying something you'll regret—to him, the kids, or her • Plus an invaluable list of resources, websites, publications, and organizations specifically for the new stepmother

Ex-Wives and Ex-Lives

Ex-Wives and Ex-Lives
Author: Paula J. Egner
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004
Genre: Remarriage
ISBN: 9780975296400

A candid, albeit at times tongue-in-cheek, expose of the challenges facing today's blended family. Written from the next wife's point of view, it delves into the murky waters of step-mothering, climbs the treacherous terrain of reluctant in-laws, and warns the next-wife against tripping in the footsteps of the woman who came first.

The Ex-Wife from Hell

The Ex-Wife from Hell
Author: Marinette Rinelli
Publisher:
Total Pages: 139
Release: 2020-10
Genre:
ISBN:

Writing a book about the negative aspects of your life is not easy. It takes a lot of thought and emotional effort to relive circumstances that you have tried to shut out. We are living in a cultural war where the family is the target. Hopefully, The Ex-Wife From Hell will motivate you to keep your marriage in place, or if you are single, do not allow the war to keep you single. I hope that my story will inspire all of us to be responsible and change the culture we are living in.

God's Ex-Wife

God's Ex-Wife
Author: David M. Woodland
Publisher: Gatekeeper Press
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2018-10-01
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1642371785

God's Ex-Wife is a "novoir" (part novel/part memoir) in which anecdotes from both authors' lives are woven into a work of fiction, though every character in the story was inspired (at least in part) by an actual person who left an impact on David, Jessica, or both. We never stop learning, and everyone who enters our life is a teacher of sorts (though life itself is the ultimate teacher!) God's Ex-Wife, despite the name, is not about religion; It's about choice, identity, love, education, friendship, and HOPE. It has never been harder to be young in America, especially as a misfit. There is a whole country between New York and Los Angeles, and much of that region is little more than ""The MoFN"" (Middle of F**king Nowhere). This book is offered as a beacon to the young people in those places who-- because of their sexuality, their race, or merely their independent spirit -- have never ""fit in."" We see you. We appreciate you. And we do NOT want you change. But we do want you to leave. You want it too, and we want to empower you to do that. The MoFN (Middle of F**king Nowhere) is no kind of place for a big, Jewish girl with strange clothes, or her only friend: a gay boy with even stranger clothes. But for now that's exactly where Debbie and Phil are stuck. Growing up in the 90's in a cold New England town with nothing to do, no exposure to the world beyond, or experience with people of color (who will eventually play a huge role in their lives), and bullied on a daily basis, they turn to their love of writing and performing , initially as an escape from their monotone misery, and an antidote to their boredom. It is only through the efforts of Mrs. Rosen, Debbie's eccentric and sophisticated mentor, that they realize how far their talents might actually take them. But is there more to Debbie's weirdness than just punk rock and black nail polish? Long since divorced from religion, she is not exactly big on faith. So how does Debbie know what she knows? She can't even answer that herself.

Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter

Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter
Author: Andrea Febrian
Publisher: Andrea Febrian
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2024-07-05
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN:

Prepare yourself for an uproarious and unexpectedly enlightening ride through the highs, lows, and twists of marriage, divorce, and everything in between! "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter" offers a unique compilation of real-life quotes and anecdotes from those who have experienced it all and found the humor to heal. This isn't your average quote book – it's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, experiences, and hard-earned wisdom that will have you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and maybe even shedding a tear or two (of laughter, of course). From the side-splitting one-liners like "My ex-wife was a great housekeeper. After the divorce, she kept the house" to the heart-warming tales of finding love and laughter after heartbreak, this book is a testament to the power of humor in even the toughest of times. But what really sets this book apart is the stories behind the quotes. Each chapter is filled with real-life anecdotes and experiences from people who've navigated the treacherous waters of marriage and divorce, and come out the other side with a smile on their face and a quip on their lips. You'll meet characters like John, who found solace in his model train collection after his wife left him for his best friend, and Sarah, who discovered her love of skydiving after her husband ran off with their couples' therapist. These stories are a reminder that no matter how tough things get, there's always a punchline waiting around the corner. And let's be honest – who couldn't use a little laughter in the face of life's challenges? Whether you're currently going through a divorce, have been single for a while, or are just looking for a good chuckle, this book is the perfect companion. It's like having a wise-cracking best friend in your pocket, ready to cheer you up and remind you that you're not alone in this crazy thing called love. But don't just take our word for it – dive into the pages of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" and discover for yourself why keywords like divorce, humor, marriage, laughter, relationships, healing, love, self-discovery, quotes, and moving on are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this one-of-a-kind collection. With each turn of the page, you'll find yourself laughing a little louder, smiling a little wider, and feeling a little more hopeful about the future. So what are you waiting for? Grab your copy of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" today and get ready to LOL your way to a brighter tomorrow! As one wise divorcee put it, "Divorce: when losing feels like winning" – and with this book by your side, you'll feel like a winner every step of the way. Get ready to embrace the funny side of life after love, and remember: sometimes the best way to heal a broken heart is with a belly laugh.

The Unofficial Joke book of Holland

The Unofficial Joke book of Holland
Author: Kuldeep Saluja
Publisher: Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2015-01-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 8128828487

Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.

Her Rebel Heart

Her Rebel Heart
Author: Jamie Farrell
Publisher: Jamie Farrell
Total Pages: 291
Release: 2017-03-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1940517184

“A poignant, unapologetically southern, laugh out loud look at what it means to truly be seen and loved.” – Kait Nolan A sexy military pilot is about to meet his match in an unpredictable physics professor! Kaci Boudreaux is every Southern mama’s nightmare, including her own. This former Miss Grits would rather tromp around in boots shooting off potato guns—and her mouth—than dress pretty and play nice with the boys. Especially her chauvinistic fellow professors, her ex-husband, and those military cargo pilots she accidentally started a war with. Lance Wheeler is every Southern belle’s dream, except his ex-fiancé’s. After being left at the altar, he’d love to take his C-130 and fly far, far away. But since his bird technically belongs to Uncle Sam (as does he), a distraction in the form of a feisty fireball of a physics professor will do while he’s waiting for his next deployment with the Air Force. He’s into her for the fun. She’s into him for the challenge. But when their secrets start slipping out, their hearts will be on the line. She needs roots. He wants to see the world. What will they do about needing each other?