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Author | : Dr. Wallace D. Campbell |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 2008-07-23 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 147717365X |
The Dung Beetle Joke Book is quite simply a book of jokes about dung beetles. Eight and ten year old brothers and their grandfather wrote it. A high school art student illustrated it. The beginning of the book gives the poop about dung beetles. Everything after that is an illustrated one liner. Some examples are: Q: What is a dung beetle’s favorite breakfast food? A: Poop-tarts Q: What is a dung beetle’s favorite candy? A: Lolli-poops Q: What does a dung beetle put on her food? A: Salt and pooper Readers are invited to send their dung beetle jokes to the authors.
Author | : Wallace D. Campbell |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 34 |
Release | : 2008-07-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781436348409 |
Author | : Benjamin Byrn |
Publisher | : Benjamin Byrn |
Total Pages | : 26 |
Release | : 2021-03-10 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780578728957 |
This book is educational and shit... emphasis on the shit. Join Doug the dung beetle on his journey through life, love, and the pursuit of all thinks fecal.
Author | : Katy Warren |
Publisher | : ZoeLou Bookworks |
Total Pages | : 30 |
Release | : 2019-04-20 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780999522134 |
Author | : Dr. Wallace D. Campbell |
Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
Total Pages | : 55 |
Release | : 2009-02-18 |
Genre | : Education |
ISBN | : 1477173641 |
The author turned his forty-five years of experience in education into a qualitative study about public school administration from the building principal’s perspective. He developed one principal for each year of the study. Each principle is accompanied by a picture relating to that principle. An A-Z listing of his principles follows. 1. A Road Less Traveled Principle 2. Bean Queen Principle 3. Best Friends Principle 4. Big Mamma Principle 5. Consistency Principle 6. Daily Log Principle 7. Drama Principle 8. Dress Code Principle 9. Feature Teacher Principle. 10. Foggy Morning Principle 11. Fundraiser Principle 12. God of the Custodial Arts Principle 13. Bus Driver Principle 14. Great Depression Principle 15. Hair Principle 16. Halloween Principle 17. Haunted Church Principle. 18. Headless Grinch Principle 19. High Five Principle 20. Humor Principle 21. Levy Principle 22. Memory Book Principle 23. Morning Announcements Principle 24. Nativity Principle 25. News Release Principle 26. Oleksandr Kushylun Principle 27. Picture Principle 28. Poetry Garden Principle. 29. Polar Bear Principle 30. Principal’s Advisory Principle 31. Remembrance Principle 32. Renaissance Principle 33. Salad Line Principle 34. See You at the Pole Principle 35. Senior/Freshman Principle 36. Senior Mural Principle 37. Sportsmanship Principle 38. Staff Photo Principle 39. Staff Talent Principle 40. Student of the Month Principle 41. Tractor Principle 42. Tradition Principle 43. Traffic Cop Principle 44. Weed Walk Principle 45. Z-Prayer Principle
Author | : Miriam Elia |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 46 |
Release | : 2015 |
Genre | : Art |
ISBN | : 9780992834913 |
Have you taken children to a gallery recently? Did you struggle to explain the work to them in plain , simple English? With this new Dung Beetle book, both parents and young children can learn about contemporary art, and understand many of its key themes. Join John and Susan on their exciting journey through the art exhibition, where, with Mummy's help, they will discover the real meaning of all the contemporary art works from empty rooms, to vagina paintings or giant inflatable dogs.
Author | : Alessandro Boffa |
Publisher | : Vintage |
Total Pages | : 173 |
Release | : 2007-12-18 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0307430359 |
In this wickedly hilarious collection of fables, Alessandro Boffa introduces us to Viskovitz and his never-ending search for his true love, Ljuba. As he changes from a lovelorn lion to a jealous finch, from a confused dung beetle to an enlightened police dog, Viskovitz embraces his metamorphoses with wry humor and an oftentimes painful sense of self. As an ant, Viskovitz fights his way to the top where his egotism calls on the colony to create a monument to his greatness out of a piece of bread. As a sponge, he is horrified by the inbreeding in his family—“I’m my own mother-in-law!!!”—and yearns for a change in current so he can mate with Ljuba, who lies downstream. As a mantis, he asks his mother what his father was like, only to hear, “Crunchy. A bit salty. High in fiber.” Unfortunately, when he meets Ljuba shortly thereafter, he follows his father’s fate. And as a scorpion, his uncontrollably deadly efficiency meets its match in Ljuba and finds “no way to escape this intolerable, sinister happiness.”
Author | : Judy A. Winter |
Publisher | : Capstone |
Total Pages | : 14 |
Release | : 2010-07 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1429649976 |
Simple text and photographs present jokes about bugs.
Author | : Damiano Bernardo |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 37 |
Release | : 2019-02 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781795049801 |
Dookie is a poop munching bug in need of cash. Pierre is a praying mantis with a mind for business but a name on his head. Literally. Can these insects help one another before it's too late? Dookie is far from a typical poop-rolling dung beetle. Disappointed he didn't get an iPoo for Christmas, Dookie needs to find a way to earn some dung dollars. After a failed business venture, Dookie's luck changes when a praying mantis moves in next door. The entrepreneurial mantis turns a local diarrhea outbreak into a poop theme park wonderland the dung beetle community can enjoy. So finally for Dookie, the cash is rolling in. Pierre is a praying mantis running from an arranged marriage. He hides among the dung beetles to save his head, but his problems worsen when he and Dookie are captured and thrown into a bug circus where the main event is a live praying mantis beheading, and Pierre's head is the star of the show! Can Dookie find a way to break out of the bug circus and save his friend's head? Will Dookie ever play Angry Turds on his own iPoo? Poop Fair is the fourth book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, gross-out humor, awesome illustrations and hidden jokes for Mom and Dad, then you'll love the latest book in Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Poop Fair and laugh your way through story time today!
Author | : Scott Adams |
Publisher | : Portfolio |
Total Pages | : 404 |
Release | : 2008-09-30 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781591842309 |
Everyone knows Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, as the king of workplace humor. His insights into the crazy world of business have long been on display in his hugely popular comic strip and bestselling books like The Dilbert Principle. But there's much more to life than work, and it turns out that the man behind Dogbert and the Pointy-Haired Boss has an equally outrageous take on life outside the cubicle. Adams ventures into uncharted territory in this collection of more than 150 short pieces on everything from lunar real estate to serial killers, not to mention politics, religion, dating, underwear, alien life, and the menace of car singing. He isn't afraid to confront the most pressing questions of our day, such as the pros and cons of toothpaste smuggling, why kangaroos don't drive cars, and whether Jesus would approve of your second iPod.