The ABCs of Medicine - For Overachieving Babies and Overworked Healthcare Professionals Join Doctor Dog and Patient Penguin in a DELIGHTFULLY DRY TOUR OF THE HOSPITAL. Written by Dr. Rajeev Saxena and a team of national doctors, The ABCs of Medicine is the snarkiest alphabet book yet. Encounter unforgettable divas like Surgeon Stingray, Nurse Shark, and Administrator Anaconda. And of course, Malpractice Lawyer Lion is on the hunt for business. Join the cast of characters that make the hospital feel like family! Featuring 30+ full page illustrations from delayed gratification to eXtracorporeal membrane oxygenation. Perfect Gift *Baby Shower* - Graduate from Pre-K to Pre-Med. *Holiday gift* - Every health care professional could use a good deep belly laugh *Textbook* for college, nursing, therapist, and medical students - Rounds out a medical textbook collection...and it's cheaper than a stethoscope! Frequently Asked Questions Q: Is this an actual book? A: Yes. Q: I work in the medical field. Will I enjoy this book? A: Of course! You will shed tears (hopefully of laughter). You can read it to friends and family to explain your life in the hospital. It's a perfect conversation starter in the wards, clinic, and operating rooms. Adults especially appreciate the dry humor and satirical illustrations. Q: Will my child learn about medicine? A: Depends...how good is your child at memorization? JK. Kiddos love the adorable animals and funny hospital encounters. The engaging characters and illustrations help introduce concepts in medicine, and make the hospital a friendlier place. Q: Will my child become a successful doctor as a result of this book? A: Absolutely! However, this book won't replace 10+ years of training to become a doctor (sorry!). Q: Will you guarantee my child a job working in the hospital? A: Yes. Sure. Why not. Please reach out once your child is board certified.