Ten Redneck Babies

Ten Redneck Babies
Author: David Davis
Publisher: Pelican Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781589802322

When ten redneck babies stroll to town, they find all types of mischief in the golden South.

Ten Texas Babies

Ten Texas Babies
Author: David Davis
Publisher: Pelican Publishing Company Incorporated
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2014
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781455618743

When ten Texas babies mosey into town in this counting book, they find all types of mischief in the Lone Star State.

Redneck Night Before Christmas

Redneck Night Before Christmas
Author: David Davis
Publisher: Pelican Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1997
Genre: Children's poetry, American
ISBN: 9781565542938

Presents a redneck twist on the well-known poem about an important Christmas visitor, who arrives in a pickup truck accompanied by eight hound dogs.

Twelve Days of Christmas--in Texas, That Is

Twelve Days of Christmas--in Texas, That Is
Author: David Davis
Publisher: Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2011-09-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1589809246

Told with a Texas twang, this tale features a dozen icons of the Lone Star state. Clever rhymes count down the days of Christmas, revealing such surprise gifts as silver spurs, oil wells, and armadillos. Festive illustrations fill the pages of this western romp.

The Distinctive Book of Redneck Baby Names

The Distinctive Book of Redneck Baby Names
Author: Linda Barth
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2012-12-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1449441793

"Somehow names like Ashley, Michael, or Elizabeth seem a little too stiff, a little too formal for a wild and woolly world filled with tractor pulls, trailer parks, and 'Dukes of Hazzard' reruns." So how about calling the new babe Buddy, Fern, or Billy Bob? Rednecks are coming into their own. This book is sure to be a hit with expectant redneck couples.

Texas Zeke and the Longhorn

Texas Zeke and the Longhorn
Author: David Davis
Publisher: Pel
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2018-03-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781455624218

The author of the award-winning "Ten Redneck Babies" is back. Trying to get home for dinner, Texas cowboy Zeke must first convince his newly purchased steer to go into the corral. But it's not as easy as he thinks. Full color.

The Redneck Guide To Raisin' Children

The Redneck Guide To Raisin' Children
Author: Annie Smith
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2014-08-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1466877847

The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob Smith Here at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include: *Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all *The use and care of snot rags *Redneck go-carts--how to build 'em and maintain 'em *Spam, and why it is considered nature's perfect food (note: tastes great with grape Kool-Aid)

Redneck Boy in the Promised Land

Redneck Boy in the Promised Land
Author: Ben Jones
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2008-06-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0307449483

Redneck Boy in the Promised Land is Ben Jones’s hilarious, uplifting life story of escaping the rail yards and finding success in the unlikeliest places. As a child, Jones called a dingy railroad shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing home. An unabashed Southern redneck from a "likker drinkin’, hell-raisin’" family, Jones grew up in the depressed railroad docks outside of Portsmouth, Virginia, and spent most of his days dreaming about where the tracks out of town could take him. That he would go on to become a beloved television icon on The Dukes of Hazzard and a firebrand two-term Congressman is a story that no one could have ever seen coming . . . least of all ol’ "Cooter" himself. Written with naked honesty and wry humor, Redneck Boy in the Promised Land is one good ol’ boy’s remarkable tale of falling flat on his face, picking himself up, and finding his way to the American dream-while fighting for civil rights, the plight of the working class, "real" Southern culture, and the rights of rednecks everywhere. From the Hardcover edition.

Texas Zeke and the Longhorn

Texas Zeke and the Longhorn
Author: Collins, David R.
Publisher: Pelican Publishing
Total Pages: 40
Release:
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781455612949

A cumulative tale set in Texas, in which a cowboy seeks help in herding his longhorn steer into the corral.