The Little Giant Encyclopedia of Outrageous Excuses

The Little Giant Encyclopedia of Outrageous Excuses
Author: David MacFarlane
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 516
Release: 2006
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781402719264

Every time you mess up, you feel the need to make an excuse. If you're tired of offering the same old tired explanations, take your pick from this encyclopedic collection of hundreds of excuses you've never used before. They're organized into categories like medical emergencies ("I have a chemical imbalance"), weather ("the humidity swelled my door shut"), ancient proverbs ("nothing is inevitable until it happens"), and reasons that make no sense ("I did my own thing and now I have to undo it"). You can even pick the perfect excuse for particular people: boss, spouse, date, or cop. Serious excuse makers will appreciate the psychological interpretations of various responses, to make sure you pick the right one for every situation.

Beat the Cops

Beat the Cops
Author: Alex Carroll
Publisher: Aceco
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1994
Genre: Law
ISBN: 9780963464118

Tells how to avoid and contest moving violations, discusses speed limits, radar, and drunk driving, and describes traffic court procedures.

The Fast and The Furious: Drivers, Speed Cameras and Control in a Risk Society

The Fast and The Furious: Drivers, Speed Cameras and Control in a Risk Society
Author: Helen Wells
Publisher: CRC Press
Total Pages: 237
Release: 2022-03-26
Genre: Technology & Engineering
ISBN: 1317031954

The Fast and The Furious: Drivers, Speed Cameras and Control in a Risk Society presents a sociological and criminological perspective critical to understanding the driver's role at the centre of road safety interventions. Such an approach is, it is argued, as crucial to an understanding of attempts to reduce road crashes, deaths and injuries as approaching such questions from an engineering or educational perspective. The book offers an explanation for the continued debate about one road safety intervention - the speed camera - by situating that debate within contemporary literature about the 'risk society' (Beck, 1992) and more broadly understood experiences of risk faced on a daily basis by drivers. Rather than a focus on risk as something that can be objectively assessed, measured and managed separately from the social context in which it is encountered, it suggests that 'risk' is something that permeates this particular debate from every angle. The book achieves its aims by utilising sociological and criminological perspectives to investigate issues such as: - the social context in which it is possible for drivers to reject official scientific expertise about crash causation and camera effectiveness - the self-defined 'respectability' of the population being problematised and its juxtaposition with a 'proper' police focus on 'real criminals' - the reconceptualisation of law-breaking as risk-taking rather than inherently 'wrong' behaviour and its consequences for the enforcement of laws based on risk assessment - the experience of being controlled by technology and of receiving what is essentially 'automated justice'. These and other issues are explored and suggested as illuminating of both the real concerns underpinning this debate and potentially instructive for future attempts to control risky behaviour both within and beyond a road safety context.

A Speeder's Guide to Avoiding Tickets

A Speeder's Guide to Avoiding Tickets
Author: James M. Eagan
Publisher: Avon Books
Total Pages: 226
Release: 1990
Genre: Law
ISBN: 9780380717330

Regardless of your record as a driver, everyone speeds sometimes. You are on the open road, no one around for miles, and so you step on the gas pedal. Then you experience a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach -- and in your wallet -- when you see a flashing red light in the rearview mirror. Now you can ease on down the road without paying the high price of traffic tickets, inflated insurance premiums and expensive lawyer's fees. Former New York State Trooper James M. Eagan tells you how-with invaluable tips and trade secrets that the police don't want you to know. What makes a cop "tick" -- and how to use it to your advantage What dates and times are safest to step on the gas and when you are most likely to get caught How to avoid talking yourself into tickets What stories and excuses will often work How to spot an unmarked car Clipping the wings off "The Bear in the Air" And much more! Whether you drive for business or pleasure -- or simply suffer from occasional leadfoot -- you cannot afford to be without this book!

An Educated Guide to Speeding Tickets

An Educated Guide to Speeding Tickets
Author: Richard Wallace
Publisher: Dwight-Wallace Enterprises
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1996
Genre: Speed limits
ISBN: 9780965561082

A police officer for 14 years in the state of Connecticut, author Richard Wallace II is on expert on the subject of speeding tickets, and the various speed detection devices being currently used by members of law enforcement today. He has been directly involved in the stopping of motarists on speeding related charges, and has issued many citations for said violations over his 14 year career in law enforcement. Who better to know the ins and outs about speeding and how speed is detected, but a police officer! By using this information, one can expect to save hundreds of dollars in fines and insurance charges, as well as keeping ones operator's license. The small price paid for this book will be saved over and over!

Shite Excuses

Shite Excuses
Author: Moira La Chame
Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing
Total Pages: 47
Release: 2005-09-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1906051593

This little book offers a collection of the strangest and weirdest excuses ever given to employers, spouses, dentists, doctors, teachers - in fact, anybody. Don't just use any old excuse - dare to have fun and be different! Excuses are grouped by category: work, church, dating, traffic, etc.

Effective Interventions for Speeding Motorists

Effective Interventions for Speeding Motorists
Author: Fiona Fylan
Publisher: Wallflower Press
Total Pages: 105
Release: 2006-01-01
Genre: Speed limits
ISBN: 9781904763673

Summarises the results of research undertaken by two independent research groups (Brainbox Research and the University of Leeds) into the components of interventions that are most likely to change the behaviour of speeding drivers. This work also reports the discussions and consensus of an expert group meeting of scientists and stakeholders.

The Ultimate Guide to Sales Training

The Ultimate Guide to Sales Training
Author: Dan Seidman
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
Total Pages: 415
Release: 2012-01-11
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1118160568

The Ultimate Guide to Sales Training is the go-to reference for sales managers, sales trainers, sales coaches, and sales consultants who want to increase a sales force's productivity by using these proven techniques: Building Mental Flexibility Anchoring Concepts for Easy Recall Encouraging Behavioral Change Covering a wide range of topics, The Ultimate Guide to Sales Training shows how to develop a selling system, prospect effectively, and qualify and disqualify prospects. The book also covers information on using power questioning techniques, handling objections, and includes solution selling guidelines and ideas for creating and delivering potent presentation practices. In addition, the author covers such hot topics as managing reps attitudes and how to close the sale. He also includes suggestions for overcoming buyer resistance and making change occur as well as getting beyond barriers that block decision-makers, and much, much more. Praise for The Ultimate Sales Training Handbook "This book should be on the desk of every sales manager and sales trainer. Dan Seidman created a treasure chest of ideas, concepts, skills-sets and motivation tools that are ready to be converted into cash." —Gerhard Gschwandtner, founder and publisher, Selling Power Magazine "Sales professionals throughout the world will discover performance improvement through this training encyclopedia. Dan Seidman is helping make sales training a major strategic driver for all organizations." —Tony Bingham, president and CEO, ASTD "Each chapter just might be the one piece that plugs the gap in your team's performance. Dan is truly earning the title Trainer to the World's Sales Trainers." —Willis Turner, CAE CSE, president and CEO, of Sales & Marketing Executives International