Space Werewolf from Planet Sex

Space Werewolf from Planet Sex
Author: Authors and Dragons
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2019-04-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781094691589

Lewis and Darius are about to get a new room mate; Marcin- a man who is both stunningly beautiful, and also kind of weird about sex. Still, if they can manage to keep their cinematic porn parties to a minimum, there's no reason why they and their prudish new friend can't live in harmony. But Marcin harbours a dark secret, and every boner he gets might spell doom for humanity.It looks like man meat might be back on the menu, and not in the fun way...

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet
Author: Becky Chambers
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
Total Pages: 608
Release: 2015-03-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1473619777

LONGLISTED FOR THE BAILEY'S WOMEN'S PRIZE FOR FICTION 'A quietly profound, humane tour de force' Guardian The beloved debut novel that will restore your faith in humanity #SmallAngryPlanet When Rosemary Harper joins the crew of the Wayfarer, she isn't expecting much. The ship, which has seen better days, offers her everything she could possibly want: a small, quiet spot to call home for a while, adventure in far-off corners of the galaxy, and distance from her troubled past. But Rosemary gets more than she bargained for with the Wayfarer. The crew is a mishmash of species and personalities, from Sissix, the friendly reptillian pilot, to Kizzy and Jenks, the constantly sparring engineers who keep the ship running. Life on board is chaotic, but more or less peaceful - exactly what Rosemary wants. Until the crew are offered the job of a lifetime: the chance to build a hyperspace tunnel to a distant planet. They'll earn enough money to live comfortably for years... if they survive the long trip through war-torn interstellar space without endangering any of the fragile alliances that keep the galaxy peaceful. But Rosemary isn't the only person on board with secrets to hide, and the crew will soon discover that space may be vast, but spaceships are very small indeed. PRAISE FOR THE WAYFARERS 'Never less than deeply involving' DAILY MAIL 'Explores the quieter side of sci-fi while still wowing us with daring leaps of imagination' iBOOKS 'So much fun to read' HEAT 'Chambers is simply an exceptional talent, quietly and beautifully redefining the space opera' TOR.COM 'The most fun that I've had with a novel in a long, long time' iO9

Kitty's House of Horrors

Kitty's House of Horrors
Author: Carrie Vaughn
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2010-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0446558591

In this fast-paced monster mash-up, creatures of the night face the fight of their lives when they square off against one another on TV's first all-supernatural reality show. Talk radio host and werewolf Kitty Norville is expecting cheesy competitions and manufactured drama starring shapeshifters, vampires, and psychics when she signs on for TV's first all-supernatural reality show. But as soon as filming starts, violence erupts, and Kitty suspects that the show is a cover for a far more nefarious plot. When the cameras stop rolling, cast members start dying, and Kitty realizes that she and her monster housemates are -- ironically -- the ultimate prize in a very different game. Stranded with no power, no phones, and no way to know who can be trusted, she must find a way to defeat the evil closing in . . . before it kills them all.

Godzilla: Monsters & Protectors #1

Godzilla: Monsters & Protectors #1
Author: Erik Burnham
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2021-04-21
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN:

Godzilla roars back into comics with a giant-sized first issue! Extra story and extra content mark the King of Monsters’ triumphant return! “Rise Up!” Part 1: When a coldly single-minded businessman uses an untested element to create clean energy for a profit, he inadvertently awakens the beast from the deep—Godzilla! Sensing the harm the new energy poses to the planet, Godzilla attacks the heart of the problem—humankind! It will be up to three intrepid middle-school students—with a little magic help from Infant Island—to show Godzilla that not all humans are bad… and that there is still hope for Planet Earth. Reuniting the blockbuster creative team of writer Erik Burnham, artist Dan Schoening, and colorist Luis Antonio Delgado (Ghostbusters), Godzilla: Monsters & Protectors promises to romp and stomp fans—old and new—of the greatest kaiju ever like never before!

Marked

Marked
Author: Milana Jacks
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-02-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781950673155

28 Dicks Later

28 Dicks Later
Author: Em Kaplan
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 76
Release: 2020-06
Genre:
ISBN:

Wilhelmina Johnson is just an average young woman trying to make an honest living as a make-up counter girl in the hard scrabble streets of Boneville. When a mysterious illness spreads like wildfire through the city, it's do or die time for Willie. Will she rise to the occasion or find herself at the bottom of the heap 28 dicks later?28 Dicks Later is the 30th book in the Shingles series or horror parody novellas from the weirdos on the Authors & Dragons podcast. Rated I for Immature and NSFA for Not Safe For Anything.

Valley of the Sex Dolls

Valley of the Sex Dolls
Author: Authors and Dragons
Publisher:
Total Pages: 88
Release: 2021-06-10
Genre:
ISBN:

Peggy is worried about her dad. After his divorce, she doesn't blame him for wanting to get back into the dating game. But she'd rather he dated an actual human woman and not one of the creepy state-of-the-art sex dolls that are appearing all over town.But Peggy's domestic problems might be the least of her worries as the patented Real Companions begin to get a little too real for comfort...

Planet X

Planet X
Author: Evangeline Anderson
Publisher: Ellora's Cave
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2007-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781419953859

"Krisa Elyison is a bride-to-be bought and paid for by a stuffy aristocrat. Though she secretly longs for just one adventure all on her own, she knows the reality of her life she is destined to be the wife of the elderly and pompous Lord Radisson. Kurt Teague is a prisoner a galactic criminal wanted for multiple murders. He is also Feral, a proud and savage people known for their indomitable wills to survive and their fiercely possessive natures. His tortured past has turned him into a ruthless killer an unthinkable fate to the innocent, sheltered Krisa. Resigned to her destiny, Krisa boards the starship that will take her to another planet and her loveless marriage. In the cargo hold, she stumbles across Teague so fierce a prisoner he's blindfolded and chained to a wall. Even so, her heart jumps at the sound of his deep, gravelly voice. When the ship crashes onto an uncharted jungle planet, Krisa has no choice but to trust the menacing convict with both her virginity and her life. Yet, on a world filled with ravenous telepathic beasts and cannibalistic natives ... Krisa discovers that the gorgeous and mysterious Teague may be the most dangerous animal of all."--Publisher description

Welcome to Camp Crystal Meth

Welcome to Camp Crystal Meth
Author: Authors and Dragons
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2019-04-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781092968089

Growing up isn't easy, especially when school's such a hassle, your little sister's annoying, and your mom recently died from a heroin overdose. But there's one place Crystal looks forward to going every summer. Camp Crystal Meth, a place where a girl who can cook meth like no other can get the appreciation she deserves.But this summer will be unlike the carefree meth-cooking summers she's grown so fond of. Something sinister lurks in the shadowy woods, and the camp's darkest secrets are about to be revealed.What you are about to read may shock you. It may keep you awake at night. It may give you...Shingles.

The Shingling

The Shingling
Author: Authors and Dragons
Publisher:
Total Pages: 88
Release: 2020-05-02
Genre:
ISBN:

Johnny Terry is excited to start his new life as the caretaker at the Underpass Motel. A recovering meth addict, Johnny thinks a steady job and a position of responsibility is just what he needs to gain the respect of his family. Unfortunately, his family hate him. Even more unfortunately, the Underpass is haunted by the ghosts of dead porn stars.Can Johnny keep on the straight and narrow? Or will the pressure lead him down a dark path of temptation?