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Author | : Ian Billings |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 88 |
Release | : 2015-11-25 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781518836428 |
Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right? Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on. And finally, imagine a headless monk. With a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved. Combine the three, and think about what could possibly go wrong. Think about EVERYTHING that could go wrong. Or, better yet, dare to read Snot Monster, and find out for yourself! Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, read about the horrid goings-on going on... And face the terrible Snot Monster! Jump aboard this wild, wacky, and a bit tacky tale from the keyboard of kid's stand-up comic, Ian Billings, and join a grotty adventure full of fun, frolics, and a huge amount of snot! Giggles are guaranteed while reading this story for 6 to 11 year olds! Come on in - you know you want to, and you know it's snot to be sniffed at!
Author | : Paula Schechter |
Publisher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2022-10-18 |
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Who among us can honestly say they have NEVER picked their nose? Would you like to inspire the children in your life to get rid of their boogers in a socially acceptable manner? If it takes the threat of a Snot Monster under their bed to make them do so, then this is the book to read them. The engaging story offers several options so your child won't grow their own Snot Monster. This book is not only fun to read but also a great conversation starter. You're welcome. EXCERPT: To his surprise, he saw a wet, blob-like thing looking back at him. It was green-ish, clear-ish, brown-ish, and blue-ish. But most of all, it was ugly-ISH! "Thank you for making me possible," the gooey wet thing said in a slow, scary, deep voice." "You see, each time you pick your nose and wipe it somewhere, another piece of me was created! The booger you wiped on your t-shirt last night brought me to life. Snot Monsters live under the bed of the person whose snot created them." Then the Snot Monster said in his deep voice, followed by a sinister laugh, "I can live forever - if you continue to feed me boogers. Bwa-ha-ha." UPCOMING NEW SERIES: The Snot Monster is the first in a series of contemporary children's books to inspire good social skills. Look for future titles, The Magic Words, Bully the Bullfrog, No, That's Mine, and OMG, TMI - Family Secrets & Over-Sharing
Author | : Freeman Hall |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 362 |
Release | : 2010-09-18 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1440508763 |
From Act I: "I think you left these behind," I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags they've used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found. "Greasy" let out a sigh as if I were the problem. "I really don't see what the problem is here. It's none of your business what I keep in my handbag." It is when my commission is at stake! I'm not your Designer Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com! This is a place Freeman Hall, a twenty-year veteran "on the floor," knows well. While delivering side-splitting stories alongside brutally cynical commentary, Freeman recounts his most shocking experiences in Retail Hell. From the time he was attacked by a customer's four-year-old, who grabbed onto his leg like a poodle and wouldn't let go, to the day he found the fitting room walls covered in s**t, Freeman has seen and heard (smelled and felt) it all! Horrifying and hilarious, this behind-the-scenes look at what really goes on at the Big Fancy Stores is rollicking, ready-to-wear wisdom for readers everywhere.
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Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 1990 |
Genre | : Horror comic books, strips, etc |
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Author | : Donald Woodburn |
Publisher | : Donald Woodburn |
Total Pages | : 34 |
Release | : 2006 |
Genre | : Children's stories, English |
ISBN | : 0620369787 |
Author | : Bill Wallace |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 100 |
Release | : 1990-04 |
Genre | : Cats |
ISBN | : 0671693352 |
Shotguns have a long, rich history in the United States. They were used by both Union and Confederate cavalrymen during the Civil War, and helped defend the Alamo during the Mexican-American War. Soldiers during WWI preferred shotguns for trench warfare, and many heroes of the Wild West were rarely seen without their double-barrels. Today, shotguns are used by target sports enthusiasts, law enforcement, and armed forces. Discover the fascinating history of the shotgun in this wide-ranging new book. Shotguns explores the exciting history and development of the shotgun with engaging text and more than 200 full-color photographs of guns, including iconic models by Winchester. Best used for hitting smaller targets at closer range, shotguns became the weapon of choice for soldiers, hunters, and sportsmen. Learn about key innovations, including double-barrels, interchangeable chokes, and subguage inserts. Learn about different shotgun mechanisms, including breech-loading, double-barrel, pump-action, bolt-action, semi-automatic, and fully automatic weapons.
Author | : Tarryn Mallick |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 298 |
Release | : 2021-10-25 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780645217803 |
Can you survive the snotpocalpyse? Jackson Hart loves picking his nose. But when he finds a tiny warrior in his booger, everything turns WEIRD and DANGEROUS! Not only does he have a civilisation of snotlings up his nose. . . one wants revenge. Mucuszar and his awful germ army have conquered both nostrils and Jackson's world is next! Can Jackson and his friends stop the snotpocalypse? Or will Mucuszar's deadly creation destroy the planet?
Author | : Patrick C. F. Wise |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 262 |
Release | : 2011-08-03 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1449016634 |
In a quite possibly not-so distant future, the universe is wreathed in utter chaos. An intergalactic tyrant by the name of King Brainiac, seeking the ultimate power contained within the mythical Gem of the Universe, attacks and destroys the peaceful planet, Stupin, home to the Stupinians, a people who are really, REALLY stupid. In a ginormous twist of fate, however, a young Stupinian and his dog escape from the destruction with the Gem in tow. Landing on the planet Earth, these new heroes, Stuper Man and Stuper Dog, dedicate themselves to defending the Gem from Brainiac and his evil forces. Little do they realize that there is much more to the story than they know: a sinister conspiracy, an ancient bloodline, and a dark power so fearsome that it could engulf the entire universe and still have enough room for dessert. The Dumbbell Duo may not have much of it, but through their trials they prove that knowledge has been, is, and will always be the most powerful weapon that you can wield. The fate of the universe is in his hands...feel pity for the universe.
Author | : Malachi Wagner |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 37 |
Release | : 2012-02-26 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1105565734 |
Night Investigators is a fictional story about three African-American teenagers by the names of Peter, David, and Sasha who are trying to stop the many crimes being caused by James Robinson, an African-American man and his more intelligent alien friend Lord Org who hails from another dimension called the Angular Dimension where he his being treated like a god and rules with an iron fist and for some unknown reason, he came to the human world, a world which he seems to hate and met up with James Robinson, and the two of them have been planning on ruling both dimension with their warship called the Mega Dome and their slime mold creations, the Blue Chums, and their so called gang members Sal and Jimmy. It's up to Peter, David, and Sasha to stop their evil plans and save the city with the help from their friend Mary, an African-American policewoman and their retired grandfather Moses, a skilled martial artest and has taken his grandchildren under his wing while their parents are away.
Author | : Josh Schneider |
Publisher | : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Total Pages | : 37 |
Release | : 2013 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0544002709 |
A young boy conquers his fear of bedtime monsters after making a surprising discovery.