Rude Stories

Rude Stories
Author: Jan Andrews
Publisher: Tundra Books
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2011-11-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1770490922

Meet Mr. Mosquito, drawn from a Gypsy story. He's cantankerous and nasty enough to raise belly laughs along with the eyebrows of the polite. In a story inspired by Australian bush tales, we meet Ella and Bella, two hilarious (and flatulent) sisters. Angelina's earthy wit is memorialized in a story from Swahili tradition. The eight stories in Rude Stories have roots from Japan to Canada, from Africa to Eastern Europe, but they all share a sense of irreverence, and, because they are the work of a true storyteller, they beg to be read aloud, told aloud and shared. Francis Blake's hilarious askew art brings the characters to life in this spicy stew of international stories to satisfy every child's appetite for the deliciously absurd.

Tumford's Rude Noises

Tumford's Rude Noises
Author: Nancy Tillman
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2012-09-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1466818182

Tumford isn't really a terrible cat. It's just, like many children, Tum loves to make loud noises. But today, his parents are not in the mood. They have friends coming over and Tummy isn't just loud. No, Tumford is rude! This charming tale from the multiple New York Times bestselling author Nancy Tillman is sure to delight readers everywhere, as she once again reaffirms that – no matter how much trouble you may get into – you are loved.

Rude Cakes

Rude Cakes
Author: Rowboat Watkins
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2015-06-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1452146187

A story about a rude cake who never says please or thank you or listens to its parents, and a Giant Cyclops who is polite.

How Rude!

How Rude!
Author: Clare Helen Welsh
Publisher: Words & Pictures
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2018-09-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1786033593

Join Dot and Duck in a simple, yet hilarious, story about kindness, manners, and friendship that gets more and more chaotic with every turn of the page! Dot invites Duck to a tea party, but from the moment Duck enters the house, the tea party descends into chaos; from licking sandwich fillings to spitting tea, Duck gets ruder...and ruder...and ruder. Just how will Dot react to such outrageous behavior? Simple, funny, and ultimately touching, this book will appeal to any child who is learning what it is not to be rude and, more importantly, what it is to be a true friend.

Mr. Muddle

Mr. Muddle
Author: Roger Hargreaves
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2010-06-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0698177657

Mr. Muddle botches absolutely everything he tries to do. His friend George is determined to figure out how to help him. Can he discover the secret of how to unmuddle Mr. Muddle?

Hyena

Hyena
Author: Jude Angelini
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2014-09-23
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1476789304

Hyena is a collection of autobiographical stories by Jude Angelini, which takes the reader on his journey of heartbreak, depravity, and hilarity, deftly moving between his adult life and his childhood growing up in a factory town outside of Detroit. Each story is told with brutal honesty, yet maintains a gallows humor that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief. Jude is one of the top hip-hop radio hosts on Sirius Satellite radio. His self-published, print-on-demand edition of Hyena has been an indie bestseller, despite having no ebook or physical distribution. Its exploration of drugs, sex, and the human condition compares to Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Artie Lange, and Jim Norton. It also captures the hardscrabble culture, language, and landscape of post-industrial Detroit, from which came some of pop culture's most compelling artists.

Rude

Rude
Author: Rebecca Reid
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2021-12-14
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1982140836

A timely and entertaining exploration of why ambitious women are often perceived as rude and how the power of rudeness can be harnessed in relationships, in bed, at work, and in everyday life. During a TV interview with a comedian, journalist Rebecca Reid found herself unable to get a word in edgewise. So, when she put her finger to her lips and shushed him, she became instantly known on the internet as “Rebecca Rude.” It was only then that she realized that being rude could actually be her superpower. A captivating blend of advice and pop culture, this “breezy feminist guide” (Publishers Weekly) shows you how to use the power of boldness in every area of your life. Exploring famous women who have been perceived as rude—including Princess Margaret, Anna Wintour, Taylor Swift, Meghan Markle, and others—Rude demonstrates how those women used their “rudeness” to get what they want and deserve out of life. Reid also addresses whether there are different rules of rudeness for women compared to men (yes, there are) and how being taught not to be rude actually prevents women from being successful—especially because when women are assertive, they are often judged as being aggressive. And while there’s a place for politeness, Rebecca argues that it’s never a bad time to stand up for yourself and achieve your dreams.

In the Bin

In the Bin
Author: Lloyd Freeberg
Publisher: Triumph Books
Total Pages: 231
Release: 2001-09-01
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 1623684544

Hockey is best known for its “bad boys,” those players who spend as much time on the ice swinging punches as they do swinging their sticks. Here is an inside look at the exciting, suspenseful, sometimes outrageous world of an NHL game—on the ice and in the “sin bin.”

Mr. Rude

Mr. Rude
Author: Roger Hargreaves
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2009-08-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0698178157

Mr. Rude is the rudest man you'll ever meet. When Mr. Happy notices how awful Mr. Rude is being, he sets out to teach him a lesson in etiquette.

The Wonky Donkey

The Wonky Donkey
Author: Craig Smith
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0545261244

Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.