Ready-to-Use Humorous Christmas Illustrations

Ready-to-Use Humorous Christmas Illustrations
Author: Bob Censoni
Publisher: Courier Corporation
Total Pages: 66
Release: 1992-06-23
Genre: Design
ISBN: 0486271528

One hundred royalty-free cuts, each in 3 sizes: families decorating a tree, youngsters caroling, ladies preparing Christmas goodies, and a variety of Santas. All with a delightfully whimsical touch.

Ready-to-use Santa Claus Illustrations

Ready-to-use Santa Claus Illustrations
Author: Ted Menten
Publisher: Courier Corporation
Total Pages: 68
Release: 1986-01-01
Genre: Design
ISBN: 0486251551

58 delightful royalty-free Santa illustrations in 3 sizes. No need for statting. Ideal for ads, announcements, invitations, much more. 174 black-and-white illustrations.

Christmas Unwrapped

Christmas Unwrapped
Author: Scott Emmons
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2007-09-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780740768569

My eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays If the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption. More About Christmas Unwrapped Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including: * Dear Santa, Toys get broken. Candy's cheap. Pets take effort. Fruit won't keep. Candles smell. Clothes might clash. Games are boring. Please send cash. Love, Mindy * Grandma's Gift Which present came from Grandma? It isn't hard to see. The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943. Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.

A Die Hard Christmas

A Die Hard Christmas
Author: Doogie Horner
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-10-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1608879763

A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas! The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. *Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.

A Very Corona Christmas

A Very Corona Christmas
Author: Kelley Donner
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-10-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781733959551

What happens when world leaders cancel Christmas due to Covid19? Just as a shielding Santa decides he has no other choice but to furlough his elves until the pandemic is over, a bright, young elf brings him a letter that changes everything?A hilarious take on Christmas 2020 for children ages 5-8.

Medieval Russian Ornament in Full Color

Medieval Russian Ornament in Full Color
Author: Moscow Museum of Art
Publisher: Courier Corporation
Total Pages: 213
Release: 2012-08-13
Genre: History
ISBN: 0486155625

Over 1,000 motifs reprinted from a rare book of design first published in France in 1870. Ornate Cyrillic and Greek letters, corners, borders, page heads, and more as they appeared in illuminated Russian manuscripts.

Only You Can Save Christmas!

Only You Can Save Christmas!
Author: Adam Wallace
Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2017
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781492641360

Wink the Elf asks the reader's help to get Santa's present ready for Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve.

How to Trick a Christmas Elf

How to Trick a Christmas Elf
Author: Sue Fliess
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1510744320

To find out whether Santa thinks you’re naughty or nice, you’ll need to trick an elf into letting you see the list! Legend has it that the only way to find out if you’re on Santa’s naughty or nice list is to trick an elf into letting you sneak a peek! But be careful: elves are tricky themselves! To get a look at the list, you’ll need to be clever in crafting a distracting craft to catch the elf’s attention. So, grab some Christmas supplies like ribbons, twinkle lights, bows, and candy canes, and get prepared for your sly holiday visitor! On the nights leading up to Christmas, one of Santa’s elves will show up to keep watch on kids and to report on their naughty or nice behavior! However, if you’re careful and clever and quick, you can set up a beautiful little sleigh that will distract your elf, and then you’ll be sure to get a glimpse at Santa’s list! Sue Fliess’s poetic read-aloud text and Simona Sanfilippo’s vibrant, whimsical illustrations will provide much fun for young readers eager to trick their own Christmas elf and find which list they’re on! Also included are guides for teachers and parents about how to engage children in building an elf sleigh themselves and how to interest them in the history of the holiday and the many cultures that celebrate Santa’s tiny helpers.

Have You Been Naughty or Nice?

Have You Been Naughty or Nice?
Author: Ethan Long
Publisher: LB Kids
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2009-10-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0316086584

Ethan Long, author/illustrator of Tickle the Duck, Stop Kissing Me, and Duck's Not Afraid of the Dark, returns with yet another laugh riot novelty book for young children. In Have You Been Naughty or Nice? the duck excitedly awaits a visit from Santa Claus until he eats all of Santa's snacks and realizes he just put himself on the naughty list. But never fear, because the duck has a clever plan to get himself back on the nice list. This fourth book in Ethan Long's duck series features a cloth Santa cap on the cover and a fold-out letter to Santa, and is filled to the brim with holiday hilarity that will keep kids entertained for hours.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: RH Childrens Books
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2013-10-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0385372035

Get in on the Christmas cheer with Dr. Seuss’s iconic holiday classic starring the Grinch and Cindy-Lou Who—guaranteed to grow your heart three sizes! Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot...but the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT! Not since “’Twas the night before Christmas” has the beginning of a Christmas tale been so instantly recognizable. From the Grinch and his dog, Max, to Cindy-Lou and all the residents of Who-ville, this heartwarming story about the effects of the Christmas spirit will warm even the coldest and smallest of hearts. Like mistletoe, candy canes, and caroling, the Grinch is a mainstay of the holidays, and his story is perfect for readers young and old.