Excerpt from Punch, 1888, Vol. 94 Father Tame gave an exultant whoop that set the Dog of Dogs yapping in joyous sympathy, and startled the distant punmgler so that he lost the first big 'nu he had hooked that afternoon. Natheless, my Grand Old Man of Rivers, pursued Mr. Patton, we must look well after you. As I said, you look splendid in annols, but we can rig you out in armour-plate at need. Neither you nor Baturns'u herself must remain Unprotected. Whilst Scribes scribble, and Optimists crate, and Pessimists perorate, and Officials gloss, and ex-omoials growl, I Pusan, mark, and meditate. And presently shall put my foot down. You know what that means! About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works."