Punch, 1890, Vol. 98 (Classic Reprint)

Punch, 1890, Vol. 98 (Classic Reprint)
Author: Francis Cowley Burnand
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Total Pages: 668
Release: 2018-01-10
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ISBN: 9780428775117

Excerpt from Punch, 1890, Vol. 98 Fear not, Saturn! Punch's bolt Arms Right Order, not Revolt Dread no fratricidal wars From this 'star' among the Stars 1. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 January 11, 1890

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 January 11, 1890
Author: Francis Cowley Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2018-07-31
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ISBN: 9781724474452

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 January 11, 1890 by Francis Cowley Burnand XVI. "Midnight's meridian is supposed to mark The bound twixt toil and slumber. Light and dark Mete out the lives of mortals In happy alternation," said my guide. "Six hours must fleet ere Phoebus shall set wide His glowing orient portals. "The last loud halloo at the tavern-door long since has driven the reckless and the poor From misery's only haven Forth on the chilling night. 'All out! All out!' Less sad would fall on bibulous' souls, no doubt, The refrain of the Raven. We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, April 5, 1890

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, April 5, 1890
Author: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2018-07-09
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ISBN: 9781722690106

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, April 5, 1890 F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand MR. PUNCH'S DICTIONARY OF PHRASES. Journalistic. "The Prisoner, who was fashionably attired, and of genteel appearance;" i.e., An ill-got-up swell-mobsman. "A powerful-looking fellow;" i.e., An awful ruffian. "A rumour has reached us"-(in the well-nigh impenetrable recesses wherein, as journalists, we habitually conceal ourselves). "Nothing fresh has transpired;" i.e., The local Reporter's invention is at last exhausted. "The Prisoner seemed fully alive to the very serious position in which he was placed;" i.e., He occasionally wiped his mouth on his knuckles. "The proceedings were kept up until an advanced hour;" i.e., The Reporter left early. Social. "I'm so sorry I've forgotten to bring my Music;" i.e., I'm not going to throw away my singing on these people. "Dear me, this is a surprise to meet you here! I didn't, you see, know you were in Town;" i.e., By which I wish her to understand that I hadn't seen that prominent account of her Mid-Lent dance (for which I had received no invitation) that appeared in last Thursday's Morning Post. "Never heard it recited better. Wonder you don't go on the Stage;" i.e., Then one needn't come and hear you; now one can't keep out of your way. We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, April 12, 1890

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, April 12, 1890
Author: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2018-07-09
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ISBN: 9781722690168

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, April 12, 1890 F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand A SUGGESTION FROM PUMP-HANDLE COURT. My Dear Mr. Punch, -As the representative of Justice in this country, I appeal to you. And when I write this, you must not imagine that I claim, in my own person, to represent Justice-no, Sir, I only to some extent suggest the Law-a very different matter. But, Sir, as suggesting the Law, I apply to you for redress on behalf of hundreds, nay, thousands, of members of a very noble and learned profession. Sir, you will have noticed that the Law Courts are congested. Look through the daily list (this you can do when term recommences), and you will find, that although Chancery is doing fairly well, there is scarcely a movement in Common Law. The reason for this is obvious. Nearly all the Common Law Judges are away, and business is simply at a standstill. Now, Sir, I am very reluctant to give their Lordships more trouble than necessary, but I do think, for all our sakes, that increased facility should be afforded for trying cases single-handed. It should be managed in this wise. But here, perhaps, in the cause of intelligibility, you will permit me to describe my method in common (dramatic) form. We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 February 15, 1890

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 February 15, 1890
Author: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2018-07-09
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ISBN: 9781722689971

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 February 15, 1890 F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand Sweet odours, radiant colours, glittering light! How swift a change from the dusk sodden night Of London in mid-winter! Titania here might revel as at home; Fair forms are floating soft as Paphian foam, Bright as an iceberg-splinter. Dianas doubtless, yet their frost holds fire; The snowiest bosom covers soft desire, And these are snowy, verily. As blanched-and bare-as Himalaya's peaks, Light-vestured as a troop of dancing Greeks. Waltz-measures ripple merrily. Merrily? Yes; the music throbs with mirth, Feet trip in time to it; yet what strange dearth Of glee midst all these graces! The quickening fire of spirit, passion, will, Seems scarce to move these dancing forms or thrill These irresponsive faces. We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, June 28 1890

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, June 28 1890
Author: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2018-07-09
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ISBN: 9781722693299

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, June 28 1890 F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand At intervals of a few years the torpor of London Society is stirred by the carefully disseminated intelligence that a new planet has begun to twinkle in the firmament of fashion, and the telescopes of all those who are in search of novelty are immediately directed to the spot. Partially dropping metaphor, it may be stated that a hitherto unknown lady emerges, like the planet, from a cloud under which, as the envious afterwards declare, the greater part of her previous existence has been spent. But Society, under the influence of boredom, is tolerant of new sensations and of those who seek to provide them. Those who guard its portals are, in these latter days, bidden not to be over-curious in the inquiries they make of applicants for admission, and eventually it may come to pass that the approaches and avenues are opened as readily to one who comes trailing clouds of obscurity, as to her who shines with the steady lustre of acknowledged position... We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, May 31, 1890

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, May 31, 1890
Author: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2018-07-09
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ISBN: 9781722693336

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, May 31, 1890 F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand Chorus of Female Spectators. We shall see better here than what we did last Droring-Room. Law, 'ow it did come down, too, pouring the 'ole day. I was that sorry for the poor 'orses!... Oh, that one was nice, Marire! Did you see 'er train?-all flame-coloured satting-lovely! Ain't them flowers beautiful? Oh, Liza, 'ere's a pore skinny-lookin' thing coming next-look at 'er pore dear arms, all bare! But dressed 'andsome enough.... That's a Gineral in there, see? He's 'olding his cocked 'at on his knee to save the feathers-him and her have been 'aving words, apparently ... Oh, I do like this one. I s'pose that's her Mother with her-well, yes, o' course it may be her Aunt? EXCHANGE NO ROBBERY. A Sardonic Loafer. 'Ullo, 'ere's a 'aughty one! layin' back and puttin' up 'er glorses! Know us agen, Mum, won't you? You may well look-you ain't seen so much in yer ole life as what you're seein' to-day, I'll lay! Ah, you ought to feel honoured, too, all of us comin' out to look at yer. Drored 'er blind down, this one 'as, yer see-knew she wasn't wuth looking at! [A carriage passes; the footman on the box is adorned by an enormous nosegay, over which he can just see. First Comic Cockney. Ow, I s'y-you 'ave come out in bloom, Johnny! Second C. C. Ah, they've bin forcin' 'im under glorse, they'ave! 'Is Missis 'll never find 'im under all them flowers. Ow, 'e smoiled at me through the brornches! We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, June 21 1890

Punch, Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, June 21 1890
Author: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2018-07-09
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ISBN: 9781722693275

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, June 21 1890 F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand "PLACE AUX DAMES!" [Following the brilliant success of Miss Fawcett at Cambridge, Mlle. Belcesco, a Roumanian lady, took her degree to-day as Docteur en Droit. Like Miss Fawcett, she obtained the highest place at the examination for the Licentiate's Degree, and her success was not less brilliant at the examination for the Doctor's Degree.-"Daily News" Paris Correspondent.] "SENIORA FAWCETT." So to be entitled henceforth, as she is Seniorer to the Senior Wrangler. To Seniora Fawcett, The Wranglers yield first place; And now, first of the Law set, One of another race, Beauty, Brunette, Roumanian, From man takes top Degree! In learning's race Melanion Is beaten, one can see, By the new Atalanta; At Law School or Sorbonne, As at our native Granta, ... We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.

Punch Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 June 7, 1890

Punch Or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 June 7, 1890
Author: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2018-07-09
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ISBN: 9781722680336

Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 98 June 7, 1890 F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand First Shy Man (to break the spell). Odd, our running up against one another like this, eh? Second Shy Man. Oh, very odd. (Looks about him irresolutely, and wonders if it would be decent to pass on. Decides it will hardly do.) Great place for meeting, the Academy, though. First S. M. Yes; sure to come across somebody, sooner or later. [Laughs nervously, and wishes the other would go. Second S. M. (seeing that his friend lingers). This your first visit here? First S. M. Yes. Couldn't very well get away before, you know. [Feels apologetic, without exactly knowing why. Second S. M. It's my first visit, too. (Sees no escape, and resigns himself.) Er-we may as well go round together, eh? First S. M. (who was afraid this was coming-heartily). Good! By the way, I always think, on a first visit, it's best to take a single room, and do that thoroughly. [This has only just occurred to him. We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.