Previews of Coming Malefactions

Previews of Coming Malefactions
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 123
Release: 2022-12-11
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1669859398

Everything turns to shit, breaks, smashed to smithereens, catches fire under a sun lamp. Everyone has a wet dream, wets the bed, shits their pants, steps in it, gets struck by lightning in the same spot three times on the same day. Ain’t it wonderful.

Crazier Than a Shithouse Rat

Crazier Than a Shithouse Rat
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 380
Release: 2024-08-25
Genre: Social Science
ISBN:

Do you live in the world? The world can make a person “Crazier Than a Shit House Rat” if you’re not careful.

George and Gracie

George and Gracie
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2023-07-10
Genre: Poetry
ISBN:

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Every Word for Itself

Every Word for Itself
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2023-05-24
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1669878635

every WORD for ITSELF: It’s a jungle out there in the world. It’s survival of the fittest out there in this world. And that includes the words we use. Choose them wisely. Say or write what you mean. And mean what you say or write. I don’t.

Throwing Beer Cans at the Moon

Throwing Beer Cans at the Moon
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2023-02-14
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1669867404

Is about the Easter egg hunt of the apocalypse, the over cooked hamburger on a stale hamburger bun, the disappointment of an acne breakout just before the senior prom, the green hornet in your omelet, the pecker tracks on brand new sheets, skid marks in your underwear, and he holy book of consistent inconsistencies. Amen. I think. But maybe not.

The Other Shoe

The Other Shoe
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 134
Release: 2023-04-13
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1669873684

They never tell ya if the “OTHER SHOE” is part of a pair of shoes. Everyone assumes that is the case. But we don’t know anything about the first shoe. Nobody ever talks about the first shoe. It’s always the OTHER SHOE and we don’t know anything about that one either for Chrise Sake.

Hazardous Waste Keep Out

Hazardous Waste Keep Out
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 127
Release: 2023-03-26
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1669872084

This is a compendium, a collection, a litany of hazardous literal waste of thoroughly unacceptable manifestations of words, images, ideas, that no relatively sane person would voluntarily expose themselves to. So, go for it, dive in, it’s more fun than mud wrestling.

Starting at the End

Starting at the End
Author: Al Ferber
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2023-01-31
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1669865185

Two Ends. No Middle. Odd, don’t you think. So do I.

The Children of Men

The Children of Men
Author: P. D. James
Publisher: Vintage Canada
Total Pages: 323
Release: 2012-01-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307367711

The year is 2021. No child has been born for twenty-five years. The human race faces extinction. Under the despotic rule of Xan Lyppiat, the Warden of England, the old are despairing and the young cruel. Theo Faren, a cousin of the Warden, lives a solitary life in this ominous atmosphere. That is, until a chance encounter with a young woman leads him into contact with a group of dissenters. Suddenly his life is changed irrevocably as he faces agonising choices which could affect the future of mankind. NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

The Invasion of Canada

The Invasion of Canada
Author: Pierre Berton
Publisher: Anchor Canada
Total Pages: 370
Release: 2011-02-11
Genre: History
ISBN: 0385673604

To America's leaders in 1812, an invasion of Canada seemed to be "a mere matter of marching," as Thomas Jefferson confidently predicted. How could a nation of 8 million fail to subdue a struggling colony of 300,000? Yet, when the campaign of 1812 ended, the only Americans left on Canadian soil were prisoners of war. Three American armies had been forced to surrender, and the British were in control of all of Michigan Territory and much of Indiana and Ohio. In this remarkable account of the war's first year and the events that led up to it, Pierre Berton transforms history into an engrossing narrative that reads like a fast-paced novel. Drawing on personal memoirs and diaries as well as official dispatches, the author has been able to get inside the characters of the men who fought the war — the common soldiers as well as the generals, the bureaucrats and the profiteers, the traitors and the loyalists. Berton believes that if there had been no war, most of Ontario would probably be American today; and if the war had been lost by the British, all of Canada would now be part of the United States. But the War of 1812, or more properly the myth of the war, served to give the new settlers a sense of community and set them on a different course from that of their neighbours.