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| Author | : G Nyla Phillips |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 42 |
| Release | : 2020-01-22 |
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Presidents' Day reading can be lots of fun with these very patriotic jokes for kids. They'll enjoy having jokes to share that are all themed around Presidents' Day. These jokes are clean, kind, and perfect for kids of ages 8 to 12. Read jokes about American history, the most beloved presidents, and important events. These jokes are mostly about Abraham Lincoln and George Washington but there are a few other presidents in there as well. The knock-knock jokes are specially crafted to help kids remember important facts about Presidents' Day and some lesser known presidents. Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? A: Because he couldn't lie. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a Carter food for the longest-lived president! Q: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills? A: Aretha Franklin! This book includes: Presidents' Day riddle jokes, funny Presidents' Day knock-knock jokes, and Presidents' Day tongue twisters. Every Joke has a cute picture! The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
| Author | : Ronald Reagan |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 436 |
| Release | : 2004-08 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0743271114 |
The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.
| Author | : Kathleen Krull |
| Publisher | : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
| Total Pages | : 45 |
| Release | : 2010-04-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0547487924 |
Poor Abraham Lincoln! His life was hardly fun at all. A country torn in two by war, citizens who didn’t like him as president, a homely appearance—what could there possibly be to laugh about? And yet he did laugh. Lincoln wasn’t just one of our greatest presidents. He was a comic storyteller and a person who could lighten a grim situation with a clever quip. This unusual biography of Lincoln highlights his life and presidency, focusing on what made his sense of humor so distinctive—and so necessary to surviving his tough life and times.
| Author | : Garrison Keillor |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
| Author | : Meredith Dash |
| Publisher | : Abdo Kids Jumbo |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2014-08 |
| Genre | : Holidays |
| ISBN | : 9781629700465 |
Introduces young readers to the history and traditions associated with Presidents' Day.
| Author | : Jon Buller |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 65 |
| Release | : 2004-07-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0448433729 |
Kids will love discovering the floor plan of the White House, a list of presidential perks, and lots of interesting info about all the presidents, from George Washington to Barack Obama. (Did you know he is the only president born in Hawaii?) Each page is jam-packed with trivia, fun facts, and information on the historical events of each presidency.
| Author | : Martha Brenner |
| Publisher | : Random House Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 49 |
| Release | : 2022-02-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0525647171 |
Was Abe Lincoln absent-minded? Indeed! President Lincoln came up with a trick involving his stovepipe hat to nudge his memory! Fascinating anecdotes and historical context enrich this expanded biographical picture book that brings to life one of our nation's most revered presidents. Long before he became the 16th president, Abe Lincoln started out as a frontier lawyer. He resorted to sticking letters and notes deep inside his hat so they stayed handy. Adapted from the Step into Reading leveled reader of the same name, author Martha Brenner has revised and enriched her original text to include more historical material and resources for those who want to explore this captivating figure further. Illustrator Brooke Smart's clever art makes history more appealing than ever. Including both humor and painful, hard-hitting American history, this new edition traces Lincoln's evolution into a compelling commander-in-chief during a contentious time in our nation's history. Young readers will be intrigued!
| Author | : Robert J. Dole |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 250 |
| Release | : 2001 |
| Genre | : Presidents |
| ISBN | : 0743203925 |
The former senator and presidential candidate collects bipartisan presidential humor from famous, and not-so-famous, chief executives, from Washington to Clinton.
| Author | : Beatrice Schenk De Regniers |
| Publisher | : Random House Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 92 |
| Release | : 1965 |
| Genre | : Wit and humor |
| ISBN | : 9780394810799 |
Here are the wit and wisdom of a great American, more than sixty jokes and humorous stories told by and about Abraham Lincoln. He used humor to prove a point, to help answer questions, or to cheer up people around him--P. 1.
| Author | : Mad Comedy |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 60 |
| Release | : 2019-11-23 |
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| ISBN | : 9781710925388 |
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts. For the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!" Trump replies, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So the Pope slapped him. Brought to you by the comic geniuses of Mad Comedy, World's Dumbest President is a rich compendium of the funniest Donald Trump jokes ever collected. Q. How many White House advisors does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.
