People I Want To Punch In The Face
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Author | : Jen Mann |
Publisher | : Ballantine Books |
Total Pages | : 226 |
Release | : 2014-09-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0345549988 |
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Author | : |
Publisher | : Prospect Park Books |
Total Pages | : 137 |
Release | : 2015-08-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1938849574 |
"Anger is like an essential vitamin, and Jen has given me even more reasons to be angry. I couldn't be happier or healthier."—Lewis Black, stand-up comedian, actor, author, and regular on The Daily Show The second edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face brings humor writer Jennifer Worick's newest and most popular diatribes about the most annoying things in everyday life and modern American society, including: Cold-Pressed Coffee TED Talks Evites Cosplay Polar Bear Clubs Family Car Stickers Mixologists Scrabble Yoga Pants #blessed And there's more, so much more. From nail art to Hobbits, passwords to auto-tune, Worick takes aim at the copious bounty of annoyances that irk her shit. And ours. Jennifer Worick has written two dozen books on pop culture, humor, and crafts, including two Worst Case Scenario books (Chronicle), the hit Nancy Drew's Guide to Life (Running Press), and the successful first edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face (Prospect Park Books). She has toured the nation delivering a hilarious slide show on dating and sex to college students; she co-runs The Business of Books; she writes two blogs; and she has more than twenty-two thousand Twitter followers. Jen lives in Seattle, Washington.
Author | : mithmoth press |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 120 |
Release | : 2016-11-11 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781540341181 |
* Makes a great gift for anyone surrounded by idiots. * 5x8 size makes it a perfect notebook for taking notes at home, at school, at work, or anywhere you go. * College Rule Lined Pages let you write lots of notes and doodles. * Soft, matte finish cover is a joy to hold. * Keep it with you and keep everyone guessing whether or not they're listed in your journal of People you Want to Punch in the Face.
Author | : Casey Rand |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 206 |
Release | : 2010-11-02 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1101445092 |
Society tells us to accept people for who they are. Sometimes society is wrong. Meet the best of the absolute worst-the perpetrators of the most wretched demonstrations of moral conduct ever: Super Snorer Terrible Baby Namer Hot Water User-Upper Express Checkout Cheater No-Umbrella Etiquette Lady Eight-Minute Voicemail Leaver Dude Who Takes Board Games Too Seriously People Who Deserve It exposes everyone and everything whose behavior, life choices, and sometimes odor leave humanity with only one painful option: a punch to the face.
Author | : Miss Punch You Out |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 100 |
Release | : 2015-08-13 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781516880010 |
Ever wanted to punch someone in the face so bad you couldn't stand it? Ever wanted to punch A LOT of people in the face so bad you couldn't stand it? Need to write it down? This 100+ page notebook is for you.
Author | : Chelsi Moyle |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 138 |
Release | : 2013-12 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781494791056 |
130 blank pages, lined, to write down all those people that deserve a punch in the face.
Author | : MithMoth Books |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 100 |
Release | : 2016-05-26 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781533449269 |
People I Want to Punch in the Face is a journal to collect your thoughts on anything you like (or dislike). You can write anything you want in this lined notebook but the title says volumes to anyone who sees it. Keep it close and keep everyone guessing whether or not they're listed in your journal of People you Want to Punch in the Face.
Author | : Punch a Lot |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 136 |
Release | : 2014-02-05 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781495430732 |
130 lined pages to write down all those people you'd like to punch in the face. The perfect gift for yourself!
Author | : Sir Punchalot |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 136 |
Release | : 2014-12-07 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781505419825 |
130 lined pages to write down the names of folks you want to punch in the face, just in case one volume isn't enough for you!
Author | : Awesome Journals |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 101 |
Release | : 2016-10-15 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781519019714 |
Funny blank line journal for all the people you want to punch in the face.