Papercutz Slices #5: The Farting Dead

Papercutz Slices #5: The Farting Dead
Author: Stefan Petrucha
Publisher: Papercutz
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2013-09-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1597076872

When Sheriff Mick Grimey wakes up in a hospital bed, he finds that the zombie apocalypse has begun! Together with Deputy Shame, Old Man Wail, Gnarl, Gory, San Andreas, Merle, No-see-im, and T-Bagg, this ragtag crew must figure out a way to survive. They're going to need batteries, corn dogs, and especially pork rinds, but will even those nutritious supplies help them against a horde of the stupidest, and most flatulent, zombies in history? The brain-addled team who brought you the smash hit Diary of a Stinky Dead Kid and Harry Potty and the Deathly Boring have been thawed out and revived to bring you this gas of a tale!

Annoying Orange #5

Annoying Orange #5
Author: Scott Shaw!
Publisher: Papercutz
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2014-04-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1629911259

A family of gigantic aliens from outer space has invaded our planet. Their mission? Harvest all of Earth's fruit! Annoying Orange and his produce pals from Daneboe's Supermarket must to try and stop these monsters: Blendorr, a titanic living juicer; his colossal wife Juolie-Annn, a sentient slicing device; and their only-slightly-less-gargantuan son, Rronko, a mysterious gizmo of a thousand uses! If our band of fruitastic heroes can't pull off Orange's annoying defense plans, they'll be fed into the galactic juicers and turned into "Fifty Shades of Orange"!

Annoying Orange #6

Annoying Orange #6
Author: Scott Shaw!
Publisher: Papercutz
Total Pages: 67
Release: 2014-11-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1629911453

Will Marshmallow abandon the produce section to hang out with new friends in the cold cuts department? Friends such as Twilight Ham, Porkie Pie, Spamity, Applejerkie, Flutterball Turkey, Roastbeef Dash, or Princess Pastrami? Or will Marshmallow simply find out that friendship is tragic? More fresh-squeezed mayhem from Orange and the fruit bowl gang!

Annoying Orange #4

Annoying Orange #4
Author: Scott Shaw!
Publisher: Papercutz
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2014-01-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1597079324

Don't adjust your television; that really is a talking orange and he really is that annoying! Annoying Orange and his friends from the fruit bowl have already taken over the airwaves and the internet with their groaningly silly adventures, and now it's time for them to scare the seeds out of you in this bumper crop of horrific pulpy parodies. Gather 'round the campfire (not so close, Marshmallow!) and join your host, Annoying Orange, for an evening of . . . Tales From the Crisper!

Annoying Orange #3

Annoying Orange #3
Author: Scott Shaw!
Publisher: Papercutz
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2013-09-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1597076724

Annoying Orange, Pear, Apple, Passion Fruit, and the rest star in five all-new juicy stories that explore the darker side of the supermarket. The forgotten scandals, the crazy kidnappings, the mysterious murders, and the all-night parties that ended up as—fruit salads! It's all revealed here for the first time anywhere!

Papercutz Slices #3: Percy Jerkson and the Ovolactovegetarians

Papercutz Slices #3: Percy Jerkson and the Ovolactovegetarians
Author: Stefan Petrucha
Publisher: Papercutz
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2013-09-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1597076813

Half human, half brand name, Percy Jerkson and his pals Rover and Bananabreath eat only natural dairy foods, making them Ovolactovegetarians. But evil forces wish to destroy them so the world will only have junk food. Now the half-wits must battle the army of fast food giant McKronos and his legion of corporate icons. While the monstrous Hyphen, the creature from between worlds, attacks, McKronos begins his assault on the world's largest shopping mall, where Mount Whole Foods stands with no one at the registers! It's up to Percy Jerkson to stop the Lord of Grime!

Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head
Author: Guy M. Graham
Publisher: Marvel Enterprises
Total Pages: 96
Release: 1995
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 9780785100690

Celebrating their one-year anniversary as a monthly Marvel Comics title, the lazy best friends and MTV personalities struggle through Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's Eve in their own inimitably gross and goofy style. Original. IP.

Sh*t Girls Say

Sh*t Girls Say
Author: Kyle Humphrey
Publisher: Harlequin
Total Pages: 14
Release: 2012-09-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0373892756

"I've said 90% of the things on Sh*t Girls Say." -Every Girl Ever "It's the new best thing. It may be our new favorite thing." —Perez Hilton "In the age of quinoa gluten-free iced coffee sashimi hot yoga, thank God we have the 'girls' to keep sh*t real. But don't tell them I said that. They'll just totally pretend they said it. They're so jealous of me." —Stacy London, What Not to Wear "This book on my bedside table makes me look like a reader." —Ali Adler, cocreator of Glee "As a girl who says a lot of sh*t, I can honestly say I die for this book." —Abby Elliott, Saturday Night Live cast member Read Excerpt

The Rule of Won

The Rule of Won
Author: Stefan Petrucha
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2011-04-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0802723861

The secret of The Rule of Won is simple, yet its power has been suppressed for generations. The universe is one of infinite abundance-ask, and you shall receive. Umm, yeah right. Meet Caleb Dunne, slacker extraordinaire. When his over-achieving girlfriend, Vicky, convinces him to join a new school club based on a controversial book, The Rule of Won, he thinks it'll all just be a joke. But as The Rule gains popularity and the club members start to get out of control, Caleb realizes that stopping a cult isn't as easy as simply hoping it will go away. Darkly funny and exceptionally thought-provoking, Stefan Petrucha's new novel, inspired by the ideas behind the runaway hit The Secret, shines a light on the dangers of group thinking and the inner desires that can sometimes get the best of us all.