Imaginary Vessels

Imaginary Vessels
Author: Paisley Rekdal
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016
Genre: Photography
ISBN: 9781556594977

Incorporating photography and rigorous research, Imaginary Vessels makes history personal and the personal historical.

Heartstrings

Heartstrings
Author: Rebecca Paisley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 319
Release: 2015-03-10
Genre: Surrogate mothers
ISBN: 9781939541833

WANTED: TALL, DARK-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED MAN TO SIRE GENIUS CHILD. PRIZE: $100 IN GOLD When bluestocking bookworm Theodosia Worth resolves to bear a baby for her childless sister, she decides an advertisement is the most practical way to find a father. Leaving behind the comforts of Boston, she travels west in the hope of striking a business-only arrangement with a likely candidate. Hired gun Roman Montana gallops into the dusty Texas town on his silver steed, not knowing he's been hired to guard the luscious body of a golden-haired, whiskey-eyed beauty with plenty of "book smarts" but without a lick of common sense. Roman is forced to protect the infuriating woman-and her infernal parrot-from the lechers who respond to her ad. Roman may not be a genius but he's smart enough to realize he's the only true candidate for the job of the "stud" who can make all of Theodosia's dreams come true. By proving he's up to the task, he just might earn a prize more precious than gold-Theodosia's heart. Winner of the Affaire de Coeur Reviewers Choice Award for "Best Historical Romance" Rebecca Paisley is the bestselling author of Diamonds and Dreams, The Barefoot Bride, A Basket of Wishes, Heartstrings, Bed of Roses, Moonlight and Magic, A Prince to Call My Own and Happily Forever After. "Enchanting and funny...The queen of endearing and perplexing heroines is back Do not let this book slip by."-Affaire de Coeur "Witty and charming...a refreshingly different read. Rebecca Paisley has a delightful way with words. She makes your heart sing with joy and her talent shines brighter than any diamond Historical romance at its best "-"Romantic Times" "Charm, imagination and laughter All you need is Rebecca Paisley "-Lisa Kleypas, "New York Times" bestselling author "Boldly goes where few writers go and she does it brilliantly "-Eloisa James, "New York Times" bestselling author "Rebecca Paisley is the Queen of unique and charming love stories " Jill Barnett, "New York Times" bestselling author "Rebecca Paisley dazzles the heart " Teresa Medeiros, "New York Times" bestselling author "One of the most talented writers in the genre, Ms. Paisley is an absolute delight to read Once you've read your first Paisley, we can guarantee it won't be your last "-"Historical Romance" Writers

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2014-09-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345549988

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Actual Air

Actual Air
Author: David Berman
Publisher: Drag City Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019-05-17
Genre: American poetry
ISBN: 9780965618366

Back in print for the first time this era is David Berman s Actual Air. Released in paperback in 1999 by the now-defunct Open City and praised everywhere in the then-ascendant print press industry, David Berman s first (and only) book of poetry is a journey though shared and unreliable memory. Features of the second edition are: new larger dimensions and enlarged typeface, new dustjacket artwork variant, deluxe cloth boards, and updated full-colour endpapers.

Tulip Evermore

Tulip Evermore
Author: Emma Butler Paisley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 524
Release: 1985
Genre: History
ISBN:

A Basket of Wishes

A Basket of Wishes
Author: Rebecca Paisley
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2015-01-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781939541826

Beautiful Collector's Edition Trade Paperback Can love's tender spell melt the icy heart of a duke? Jourdian Amberville, the Duke of Heathcourte, is looking for the perfect bride. A practical and staid companion who will fit into his perfectly ordered life and never tempt him to fall in love. What he is not looking for is a violet-eyed sprite who tumbles right out of the sky to knock him off his horse. Jourdian doesn't know that Splendor is an actual fairy princess seeking the human mate she is destined to love. After they are forced to wed to avert a scandal, Jourdian realizes his new wife is no ordinary duchess, but a tender-hearted temptress who talks to animals and weeps diamond teardrops. The delightful chaos the mischievous beauty brings to his life threatens to make him lose not only his temper...but his heart. If Jourdian is to keep Splendor, he must learn to surrender that heart to the strongest, most dangerous magic of all-the magic of true love. Rebecca Paisley is the bestselling author of Diamonds and Dreams, The Barefoot Bride, A Basket of Wishes, Heartstrings, Bed of Roses, Moonlight and Magic, A Prince to Call My Own and Happily Forever After. "A charmer...a delightful adult fairy tale...perhaps best read alone so one doesn't have to explain having a laugh or even a bit of a cry over a fairy tale."-"Publishers Weekly" "Combines a dash of "Rumpelstiltskin" with a dose of "The Little Mermaid" and all the love, laughter, joy, enchantment, magic, and sheer pleasure you can get from reading an unforgettable romance. Rebecca Paisley spins a tale of such beauty, delight, tenderness, and humor that you will be captivated by her characters and the marvelous fairy-tale atmosphere she creates."-"Romantic Times" "Charm, imagination and laughter All you need is Rebecca Paisley "-Lisa Kleypas, "New York Times" bestselling author "Boldly goes where few writers go and she does it brilliantly "-Eloisa James, "New York Times" bestselling author "Rebecca Paisley is the Queen of unique and charming love stories " Jill Barnett, "New York Times" bestselling author "Rebecca Paisley dazzles the heart " Teresa Medeiros, "New York Times" bestselling author "One of the most talented writers in the genre, Ms. Paisley is an absolute delight to read Once you've read your first Paisley, we can guarantee it won't be your last "-"Historical Romance Writers"

Baby Encyclopedia

Baby Encyclopedia
Author: Planeta DeAgostini
Publisher: duopress
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2020-08-26
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1950500268

Babies and toddlers will have a blast discovering the world in this first encyclopedia! Divided into themes of home, school, city, farm, ocean, mountains, and jungle, this large format board book teaches young children more than 900 words, perfectly matched with fun, clear illustrations, encouraging interactive learning between parents and their children. A spread showing a cozy living room features simple text for a door, table, sofa, vacuum, lamp, and dozens more objects. In a busy classroom, find clearly labeled desks, chairs, books, colored pencils, and anything else children might encounter at school. On a bright, sunny beach, a seagull, beach towel, sand castle, boat, and more can be found. Following each themed spread is a corresponding spread with facts and further information to introduce more advanced learning. Readers will learn that eagles are birds with large wings, that tow trucks help move cars when they're broken, and that if you go to the mountains in winter, you'll need a jacket. Little ones will build their vocabulary and stimulate their mind while enjoying colorful art. And with hundreds of people, animals, and objects to discover on its pages, kids will want to explore Baby Encyclopedia over and over again!

Seriously...I'm Kidding

Seriously...I'm Kidding
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2011-10-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0446585033

~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan

The Everybody Club

The Everybody Club
Author: Nancy Loewen
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2021-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781736528709

The Everybody Club is a lively book with a powerful message about belonging. See what The Everybody Club is up to in this joyful romp for young readers!