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| Author | : Lynda Burton |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 183 |
| Release | : 2009-08-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 145004591X |
This is Lynda’s first novel. Forty something and single She was born in Queens, New York and is presently residing at the nearby suburbs and holding a Masters degree in Criminal Justice. Lynda is currently pursuing her passion, which include living her life to the fullest. At an early age, she developed a desire for travel and continued that throughout the years. Lynda's love for pets, underground clubs, motorcycles and the elegant things in life keep her a true Diva at heart.
| Author | : Rev. Carolyn Baker |
| Publisher | : Trafford Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 113 |
| Release | : 2010-10-21 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1426929803 |
From as early as within her mothers womb, Rev. Carolyn Baker struggled with issues of abandonment. Her father did not want her and when she was four years old, her mother left her in the care of an aunt and uncle. When Carolyns mother returned for her later in life, she brought her into an abusive situation that only escalated Carolyns descent into depression, fear, and neglect. Yet it was the divine love and power of the Lord that fi nally pulled Carolyn from her devastating existence. In My Issues Touch the Heart of God, Carolyn shares her incredible true story of faith and hope. She explores her troubled teenage years when she began taking drugs, and reveals the struggles of early adulthood including pregnancy, jail, and continued drug and alcohol abuse. But in the midst of her deepest sorrow while languishing in prison, Carolyn cried out to Godand He heard her. From that moment on, she became His child and He helped her to overcome her biggest obstacles. God not only saved her life, but her soul, as well. Deeply moving and life-altering, My Issues Touch the Heart of God shows you the amazing transformative power of Gods love and grace. Be inspired by Carolyns story and commit yourself to His arms!
| Author | : Wanda Sykes |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 258 |
| Release | : 2004-09-21 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1416505571 |
Wanda Sykes reduces people to tears -- tears of laughter. She's done so as a stand-up comic, a sitcom star, and a sports commentator for years now, and in the process she's gained a huge fan base nationwide. Now that she's conquered television, she's applying her genius to her first book, Yeah, I Said It. Here, Wanda presents hilarious and uncensored commentary on sex, family, politics, celebrities, and much more than she could ever say in a sound bite. But then again, she's a genius with a sound bite too. Here's what she says about men and football. "I used to think that football took place in this overbearing male-only environment that bled masculine domination. But the more I attend, the more I realize these football fans could actually be experiencing the straight man's gay pride parade. You see men painting each other's faces in bright colors. You see men proud to wear another man's last name on their shirt. You see some men wear no shirt at all....Hot wieners on every corner as you walk up to the main competition. Men open the back of their trunks for a little tailgating." Here's what she says about women: "Women are taking stripper classes in hopes their men will stop going to strip clubs....You can't compete with those strippers....You gotta have...the stripper mentality. In other words, the ability to lie like a dog for a measly buck. A stripper will tell your man anything for a dollar. 'Oow, I thought you were Brad Pitt.' " An uproarious and irreverent collection from one of today's foremost comedic talents, Yeah, I Said It is Wanda Sykes at her uncensored best. Here, she channels her sharp wit into funny bits on the truth as she sees it from the halls of government in Washington, D.C., to the red carpets and boardrooms of Hollywood. Imbued with her razor-sharp voice, these essays showcase Sykes's sidesplitting candor and her trademark brand of comedy.
| Author | : Anne-Marie Oomen |
| Publisher | : Wayne State University Press |
| Total Pages | : 174 |
| Release | : 2006-11-01 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0814335667 |
The follow-up to Pulling Down the Barn, House of Fields is a collection of evocative personal essays that recall the many facets of a young girl’s formal and informal education in rural Michigan. Anne-Marie Oomen uses a wealth of vivid language and personal details to bring scenes from her childhood on a family farm to life in House of Fields. Yet the focus of this book shifts away from the daily activities of the farm, which Oomen presented in Pulling Down the Barn, to life outside its boundaries, as she explores the complex meaning of "education" in all of its rural forms. From reading lessons to shattered windows, from dynamite to first kisses, from lost underwear to confirmation names, these stories depict the spiritual and emotional journey of being educated by family, fields, and church—as well as by traditional schools. Oomen’s description of the farmhouse where she grew up becomes the central image for this collection of essays. This once-grand home, filled with memories and the physical wear of family life, is the soul of her family’s farm, and its sense of nurturing and protection is reflected in the author’s relationships to her mother, her teachers, and her mentors. Within this context, Oomen examines memories from her formal education, which began during the final years of the one-room school era then shifted to the "consolidated" schools of the late 1950s and 1960s and to a parochial school system. Struggles with reading, first friendships, early loves, and contradictory educational models are coupled with the challenges of coming of age and the ups and downs of an emotional education between mother and daughter. Fans and teachers of creative nonfiction, as well as anyone with roots in a rural community, will enjoy this lyrical and revealing volume.
| Author | : Victoria Leigh Gabriella |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 471 |
| Release | : 2014-10-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1499078706 |
This is the story of a mature love relationship between a man and a woman in their mid 40s. Each of them has been a bit unlucky in love in the past and have almost given up hope of ever finding a real love. Becca Connelly is approximately 45 years old, gorgeous, and an elementary school teacher living in Williamsburg,Virginia. Tall, brown shoulder length hair, green eyes and feminine figure. She was deeply heartbroken when her marriage ended and has not seen or heard from her ex-husband Tripp in fifteen years. She has struggles to make it but has rebuilt her life to some degree. She has not been with any man since her husband deserted her. She does not trust men. She does not let anyone but close girlfriends and family into her life. She thinks it was her fault that she was abandoned by someone she loved and trusted. She had expected to live her entire life with him. Divorce was not an option, but forced on her unwillingly. Michael Stevens has just recently moved to Williamsburg. He is tall, muscular, brown haired, gray eyes and gorgeous of course too. He has just retired from a career in the Marines. He was a Colonel when he left active duty, having served all over the country and tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. He settles in Williamsburg since the only family he has left is a sister and her family living in Richmond an hour away. He buys an expensive colonial brick home for a life he doesn't have as of yet. He has never been married, only passing relationships that really mean nothing to him at all. Michael sees Becca one night in June when she comes into a restaurant while he is having a drink alone at the bar. He watches her and wonders about her. He sees her ex-husband come in and after while figures out that she is meeting her ex to give him back a bracelet she still has. Even though Tripp is now on his third wife, he makes a move to start things up with Becca. Michael sees she is distressed and impulsively goes to rescue her by pretending to be her boyfriend. It takes a while but Tripp finally leaves. And so it begins...
| Author | : Capehart/Carnathan/Hunter |
| Publisher | : Harvest House Publishers |
| Total Pages | : 114 |
| Release | : 2009-08-15 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0736936211 |
Emily Hunter's bestselling "Christian Charm Course Teacher's Book" (45,000 copies sold) has updated content and a fresh design for women who are teaching today's teen girls how to be graceful and godly. This resource provides tips and encouragement for leaders and in-depth information paralleling the student's edition to help teachers train young women to strive for beauty within and without develop style in areas of clothing, hair, and make up handle social situations with confidence discover God's heart for them through Bible study build a life of integrity and respect Leaders will inspire teen girls to exude confidence in body, mind, and spirit, and to become women of purpose and poise. An updated student edition of the The New "Christian Charm Course" is also available.
| Author | : Sonia Beckwith |
| Publisher | : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2017-09-08 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1640791957 |
From God to Me is a book which speaks to the normal in all of us, yet it reminds us of what is most important. It shows the humanity in us all as we walk in our relationship with God. It is a book full of true stories and inspirational insight. You will find the author honest, raw, and transparent in places as she shares her life. From God to Me not only shows that God calls us to look deep within our hearts but also shows how God gently draws us, works with us, and challenges us to have a richer relationship with Him through Jesus his Son. You will see how God loves man in spite of rebellion and selfishness. In the normalcy of our lives, you will see how God shows up through his Holy Spirit, always loving, always compassionate, forgiving, full of mercy and grace as we walk on this side of the cross.
| Author | : Nalo Hopkinson |
| Publisher | : Grand Central Pub |
| Total Pages | : 196 |
| Release | : 2007-02-23 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0446576913 |
"A mainstream magical realism novel set in the Caribbean on the fictional island of Dolorosse. It tells the story of a 50-something grandmother whose mother disappeared when she was a teenager and whose father has just passed away as she begins menopause.
| Author | : Sara Hagerty |
| Publisher | : Zondervan |
| Total Pages | : 240 |
| Release | : 2017-08-29 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 0310339987 |
How do we find contentment in God when we feel so hidden? Sara Hagerty unfolds the truths found in the biblical story of Mary of Bethany to discover the scandalous love of God and explore the spiritual richness of being hidden in him. Every heart longs to be seen and understood. Yet most of our lives is unwitnessed. We spend our days working, driving, parenting. We sometimes spend whole seasons feeling unnoticed and unappreciated. In Unseen, Sara Hagerty suggests that this is exactly what God intended. He is the only One who truly knows us. He is the only One who understands the value of the unseen in our lives. When this truth seeps into our souls, we realize that only when we hide ourselves in God can we give ourselves to others in true freedom--and know the joy of a deeper relationship with the God who sees us. Our culture applauds what we can produce, what we can show, what we can upload to social media. Only when we give all of ourselves to God--unedited, abandoned, apparently wasteful in its lack of productivity--can we live out who God created us to be. As Hagerty writes, "Maybe my seemingly unproductive, looking-up-at-Him life produces awe among the angels." Through an eloquent exploration of both personal and biblical story, Hagerty calls us to offer every unseen minute of our lives to God. God is in the secret places of our lives that no one else witnesses. But we've not been relegated to these places. We've been invited. We may be "wasting" ourselves in a hidden corner today: The cubicle on the fourth floor. The hospital bedside of an elderly parent. The laundry room. But these are the places God uses to meet us with a radical love. These are the places that produce the kind of unhinged love in us that gives everything at His feet, whether or not anyone else ever proclaims our name, whether or not anyone else ever sees. God's invitation is not just for a season or a day. It is the question of our lives: "When no one else applauds you, when it makes no sense, when you see no results--will you waste your love on Me?"
| Author | : A. G. Anderson |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 144 |
| Release | : 2007-12-05 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1462809316 |
Nothing Child is his fi rst book but he is currently busy working on a second one that also deals with urban street life that he grew up in and is so familiar with. This book was based on a true experience he had when he worked as a New York State correction officer.
