Nothin Goes Right The Night Before Christmas
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Author | : Rodney Dangerfield |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2021-11 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781737495505 |
In this comedic retelling of the holiday classic, a young Rodney Dangerfield prepares himself for yet another disappointing Christmas when his night is suddenly turned upside down. Will this be the Christmas where Rodney finally gets some respect? Revisit your favorite Rodney Dangerfield one-liners in this charmingly illustrated, read-aloud story that is sure to become a new holiday tradition for fans of all generations.
Author | : Clement Clarke Moore |
Publisher | : Boston : Atlantic monthly Press |
Total Pages | : 20 |
Release | : 1921 |
Genre | : Children's poetry, American |
ISBN | : |
A poem about the visit that Santa Claus pays to the children of the world during the night before every Christmas.
Author | : Philip Yates |
Publisher | : Union Square & Co. |
Total Pages | : 34 |
Release | : 2011-12-12 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1402795629 |
Young mateys will find plenty of holiday joy in this humorous, colorful, and thoroughly piratical version of the beloved Clement C. Moore classic. On this ship of mischievous brigands—who have visions of treasure chests, not sugarplums, dancing in their heads—you wouldn’t expect a visit from nice St. Nick. Instead, here comes Sir Peggedy, with his peg leg and hook arm, cracking his whip and driving eight giant seahorses: Salty, Scurvy, Sinbad, Mollie, Cutthroat, Cross-Eyes, Roger, and Jolly. Philip Yates’ rollicking rhymes and Sebastià Serra’s sprightly, fun-filled pictures—featuring whimsically multicolored seahorses, stockings hung on the ship’s bowsprit with tar, child-friendly pirates, and a complete treasure map—turn this Christmas perennial into a jubilant celebration!
Author | : Justin Johnson |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 62 |
Release | : 2018-12-04 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781790742042 |
Grade 1 and Up | Ages 6-12 The List Was Set...Or So They Thought But it seems an elf named Tiny has made a terrible mistake.A mistake that threatens to undo everything Santa has worked for.The Night Nothing Went Right is a fun and fast paced Christmas Adventure that will help get the whole family into the spirit of the Christmas season!Get the ebook FREE with paperback purchase through the Kindle Matchbook Program!kids books, books for kids, Christmas books, fantasy books, books for kids ages 6-8, 7-9, 9-12
Author | : Rodney Dangerfield |
Publisher | : Zondervan |
Total Pages | : 292 |
Release | : 2009-08-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 006195764X |
An American comic icon tells the story of his second–act rise from obscurity to multimedia stardom. "When I was a kid," writes Rodney Dangerfield, "I worked tough places in show business––places like Fonzo's Knuckle Room. Or Aldo's, formerly Vito's, formerly Nunzio's. That was a tough joint. I looked at the menu. They had broken leg of lamb." For once, one of America's most beloved comic icons isn't kidding. Dangerfield has seen every aspect of the entertainment industry: the rough–and–tumble nightclubs, the backstage gag–writing sessions, the drugs, the hookers, the lousy day jobs – and the red–carpet star treatment. As he traces his route from a poor childhood on Long Island to his enshrinement as a comedy legend, he takes readers on a roller–coaster ride through a life that has been alternately touching, sordid, funny, raunchy, and uplifting – equal parts "Little Orphan Annie" and "Caligula." And unlike most celebrity autobiographers, he seems to have no qualms about delivering the unfiltered whole story, warts and all. Dangerfield's personal story is also a rollicking show business tale, full of marquee name–droppings (Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison, Jim Carrey, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld) and good stories about same. Defying the old saws about the fleeting nature of fame and the dearth of second acts in American life, Dangerfield transformed himself from a debt–ridden aluminium–siding salesman named Jack Roy to a multimedia superstar – and stayed an icon for decades. His catchphrase – "I get no respect" – has entered the lexicon, and he remains a visible cultural presence and perennial talk–show guest. Dangerfield's hilarious and inspiring musings should thrill comedy fans and pop–culture watchers, and his second–act comeback will strike a chord with readers of all stripes. Maybe he'll even get some respect.
Author | : D K Simoneau |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2014-10-01 |
Genre | : Christmas stories |
ISBN | : 9781933302188 |
Santa's (Zany, Wacky, Just Not Right) Night Before Christmas is a whimiscal tale of Santa's jouney through a Christmas Eve that doesn't go as he expects. One small event leads to a series of surprises that change Santa and Christmas as we know it. It's a story to spark the imagination, make kids giggle, and bring a smile even to a grownup's face!
Author | : Anne Muecke |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 2008-10 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780811863223 |
Every Christmas Eve, the dinosaur fossils in the museum come to life to sing, dance, eat gingerbread, and celebrate.
Author | : Ellie O'Ryan |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2008 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780448449753 |
The Super Readers are on a special mission to find out why Santa Claus visits children on Christmas Eve. To find the answer, they fly into the classic story Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Author | : Dr. Seuss |
Publisher | : RH Childrens Books |
Total Pages | : 33 |
Release | : 2013-10-22 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0385372035 |
Get in on the Christmas cheer with Dr. Seuss’s iconic holiday classic starring the Grinch and Cindy-Lou Who—guaranteed to grow your heart three sizes! Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot...but the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT! Not since “’Twas the night before Christmas” has the beginning of a Christmas tale been so instantly recognizable. From the Grinch and his dog, Max, to Cindy-Lou and all the residents of Who-ville, this heartwarming story about the effects of the Christmas spirit will warm even the coldest and smallest of hearts. Like mistletoe, candy canes, and caroling, the Grinch is a mainstay of the holidays, and his story is perfect for readers young and old.
Author | : Rick Warren |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 146 |
Release | : 2012-12-11 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1471108449 |
In his powerful yet compassionate voice, Pastor Rick Warren tells the most wonderful story of all - the story of God come to earth in the form of a human infant. Warren goes back to that day long ago when the baby Jesus was born in the manger. In this clarion call to 'remember the reason for the season', readers are taken back in time to the simple origins of a baby who changed history forever. Warren gives readers an intimate look into his family heritage as he shares the fifty-year-old Warren Christmas tradition of having a birthday party for Jesus. Through stirring imagery and compelling insights, this book celebrates the significance and promise of this cherished holiday.