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| Author | : Jeff Foxworthy |
| Publisher | : Hachette Books |
| Total Pages | : 261 |
| Release | : 2009-06-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1401394655 |
America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem!, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time!
| Author | : Cyrus Dunham |
| Publisher | : Little, Brown |
| Total Pages | : 131 |
| Release | : 2019-10-15 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0316444952 |
A "stunning" (Hanif Abdurraqib), "unputdownable" (Mary Karr) meditation on queerness, family, and desire. How do you know if you are transgender? How do you know if what you want and feel is real? How do you know whether to believe yourself? Cyrus Dunham’s life always felt like a series of imitations—lovable little girl, daughter, sister, young gay woman. But in a culture of relentless self-branding, and in a family subject to the intrusions and objectifications that attend fame, dissociation can come to feel normal. A Lambda Literary Award finalist, Dunham’s fearless, searching debut brings us inside the chrysalis of a transition inflected as much by whiteness and proximity to wealth as by gender, asking us to bear witness to an uncertain and exhilarating process that troubles our most basic assumptions about identity. Written with disarming emotional intensity in a voice uniquely his, A Year Without a Name is a potent, thrillingly unresolved meditation on queerness, family, and selfhood. Named a Most Anticipated Book of the season by: Time NYLON Vogue ELLE Buzzfeed Bustle O Magazine Harper's Bazaar
| Author | : Kelli Bronski |
| Publisher | : The Experiment |
| Total Pages | : 239 |
| Release | : 2019-11-05 |
| Genre | : Cooking |
| ISBN | : 1615195416 |
Learn how to make the best gluten-free pizza you’ve ever had in this definitive guide—from the authors of the forthcoming Kids Cook Gluten-Free For Kelli and Peter Bronski, pizza is a passion. So when Peter was diagnosed with celiac disease, they set out on a mission—to master the art of gluten-free pizza-making themselves. With insights from the best pizzaioli from Naples to New York City and beyond—and more than a decade of gluten-free recipe experience—they tested over one thousand pies in pursuit of the perfect gluten-free pizza. Now, they deliver the spectacular result: Seventy-five recipes with all of the authentic flavor and texture of traditional pizza, but none of the gluten Every step of the process explained, from making the perfect flour blends to launching your pizza into the oven—and everything in between Fifteen (!) kinds of dough covering all the major pizza styles, including puffy Neapolitan, traditional New York, crispy Roman, buttery Chicago deep dish, and thick-crust Detroit and Sicilian pies You’ll find: Classic and creative flavor combinations, like Rustic Pepperoni, Thai Chicken, and Wild Mushroom Grain-free and nutrient-rich pizzas, like Pesto Farinata, Cauliflower and Zucchini Crusts, and Teff and Buckwheat Doughs Pizzas for every meal, like Chocolate-Hazelnut Dessert Pizza, Lox and Cream Cheese Breakfast Pizza Fried and filled pizzas, focaccia, and flatbreads, like Montanara Pizza, Calzones, Rosemary Focaccia, and Fig and Prosciutto Flatbread Everyone deserves great pizza—and with this book, you can finally have it!
| Author | : Carlos Puentes |
| Publisher | : iUniverse |
| Total Pages | : 219 |
| Release | : 2013-01-07 |
| Genre | : Pets |
| ISBN | : 1475959761 |
Are you looking for the insider secrets, breaks, shortcuts, or new and improved, easier ways to solve your dog problems? The bad news is they dont exist. But theres good news for frustrated dog owners who want to learn how to truly communicate with their dogs. Inside Real Dogs, Real Problems, Real Solutions, youll find Carloss kick-butt approach to solving your dog problemsonly the butt that is being kicked is your own. With hard work, integrity, honesty, and taking accountability, you can quickly arrive at a surprising epiphany: In order to solve your dog problems, you need to address your people problems. Once you retrain the trainer, you can really start to see results! With his straightforward, expert advice, Carlos explains how people problems are actually the main cause of dog problems; the difference between symptoms and your dogs real problems; the three most important things in dog training; how your dog learns, so you can communicate with him properly; what you should expect when hiring a dog trainer; your dogs point of view and how your dog perceives you; the two most important tools in dog training; how to prevent aggressive behavior; and how to tackle and solve common behavior problems, such as housebreaking, pulling, fence jumping, nipping, digging, barking, garbage raiding, chewing, and feces eating. Carlos reveals much more, including heartwarming, humorous, and sometimes heartbreaking stories.
| Author | : Fodor's |
| Publisher | : Fodors Travel Publications |
| Total Pages | : 546 |
| Release | : 2009-10-06 |
| Genre | : Travel |
| ISBN | : 1400003393 |
"With the Carolinas, Georgia, Tennessee, the Gulf Coast & other top spots in 10 states"--Cover.
| Author | : Frank Casto |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 460 |
| Release | : 2012-12-19 |
| Genre | : Performing Arts |
| ISBN | : 1300535113 |
The Frankster & Co, Party To Go. Professional Mobile lighting, live sound, DJ & Karaoke. Top of the line equipment and modern music, with paid subscriptions for current, high quality song selections and up to date karaoke. Sound for basic bands, plus available slideshows, videos, music videos, sent to TV's or projectors. From casual to formal, from the barn to the country club, The Frankster and his wife Tammy bring high quality fun to any event. Also at any given time there are assistants and friends that help make the party. Anytime, Anywhere... The Frankster & Co, Party to Go!
| Author | : Samantha Irby |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 338 |
| Release | : 2020-03-31 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0525563490 |
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!
| Author | : Jeff Foxworthy |
| Publisher | : Villard |
| Total Pages | : 92 |
| Release | : 2009-05-12 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 034551534X |
New York Times bestselling humorist Jeff Foxworthy offers a hilarious illustrated guide to having the most fun possible at work while doing the least—without getting fired The better you are at your job, the longer your hours are going to be. And how many people on their deathbeds say “I wish I had spent more time at the office?” With that in mind, Jeff Foxworthy asks you to embrace the fact that you do stink at work (or secretly want to). How to Really Stink at Work will help you relieve yourself of all that responsibility and accountability—in sections like: • “Becoming Unfireable” (Get your boss drunk and record it) • “AvoidingWork”(When all else fails—that fire alarm’s not there for nothing!) • “Alienating Colleagues” (Nothing says “stay away from that guy” like a grossly inappropriate secret Santa gift) Filled with laugh-out-loud illustrations, How to Really Stink at Work is the funniest guide to not-getting-ahead you’ll ever read.
| Author | : Suzan Haskins |
| Publisher | : John Wiley & Sons |
| Total Pages | : 272 |
| Release | : 2014-03-17 |
| Genre | : Business & Economics |
| ISBN | : 1118758595 |
Achieve your dream of retiring abroad while on a budget The International Living Guide to Retiring Overseas on a Budget provides a detailed guide to one of the least-known but most effective retirement strategies in today's chaotic economic environment: retiring abroad. The premise is simple: Enjoy a happier, healthier, more fulfilling retirement than you could possibly afford in the U.S. or Canada by finding the right overseas retirement haven. The book reveals those affordable havens and the strategies for successfully making the move that could save your retirement. Aimed at retirees and near-retirees in the U.S. and Canada, this book's strategies apply just as well to younger people and people with families who are looking for ways to improve their quality of life while at the same time lowering their cost of living. It includes solutions for the challenges of continuing to work and earn money abroad, too. As long-time contributors to the acknowledged leader in the field, International Living, authors Suzan Haskins and Dan Prescher have at their disposal more than thirty years of International Living experience and expertise in the topic. They've been writing about living overseas for more than 12 years and have created their own broad and deep body of work, including regular blogs on the topic for Huffington Post and AARP. The authors include information and strategies that can be successfully applied by anyone regardless of their political or economic opinions. For anyone who wants a happier, healthier, more affordable life, The International Living Guide to Retiring Overseas on a Budget shows you how to enjoy the romance and excitement of living abroad on an affordable budget.
| Author | : Vinnie Penn |
| Publisher | : Rowman & Littlefield |
| Total Pages | : 194 |
| Release | : 2018-06-15 |
| Genre | : Travel |
| ISBN | : 1493028022 |
A rollicking, fast-paced tour of the best quick, indulgent, greasy, messy, delectable, and can’t miss eats along (or not far from) Route One from Connecticut to Maine (along the 1-95 corridor). Written with acerbic wit, comedian and talk show host Vinnie Penn takes you to his favorite road trip eateries and even works his magic to persuade these places to bring some of his favorite recipes home to you. Vinnie visits over 100 places, gathers nearly 100 recipes, and packs it all alongside amusing sidebars, can’t miss local roadside attractions and oddities, and hundreds of photos.
