Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)

Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 168
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545295580

Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 153
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545649455

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)

The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 169
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545347580

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545308461

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Me!

Me!
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2011
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545116163

Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new diary involving Angeline, her "flawless" friend.

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic
Total Pages: 166
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545655234

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.

I Am Canada: Shot at Dawn

I Am Canada: Shot at Dawn
Author: John Wilson
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
Total Pages: 207
Release: 2012-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1443119296

Sentenced to death for abandoning his unit, a soldier recounts the events leading up to his arrest. The reality of trench warfare is a shock to Allan McBride. Like many other young soldiers, he enthusiastically signed up for the chance to join the war effort and be a part of the fighting. But after months in the ravaged battlefields, watching men, including his friend Ken, get blown up by German shelling, something in Allan snaps and he leaves his unit, believing he is "walking home to Canada" to get help for his friend. After nearly a week of wandering aimlessly, Allan is taken in by a band of real deserters — men who have abandoned their units and live on the edge of survival in the woods of northern France. Once Allan realizes what he's done, he is paralyzed by the reality of his circumstance: if he stays with these men, it's possible they will be found and have to face the consequences; and if he returns to his unit, he will be charged with desertion — a charge punishable by death. In this outstanding new title in the I Am Canada series, acclaimed author John Wilson explores life in the horrific trenches of WWI and the effect of battle on a shell-shocked soldier.

What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4)

What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4)
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2013-06-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545606942

Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, continuing a new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary, Just when I was pretty sure we could let the Student Awareness Committee quietly die a dignified death like some majestic old elephant or the Square Dancing Club, Angeline has to be aware of something. Great.And, of course, it couldn't be something interesting like nail polish or why maybe there should be a special class in nail polish and how to get it out of your beagle's ear. (Mom, if you're reading this, I'm not admitting anything. Somebody else could have painted a heart in his ear.)Angeline just had to be aware of one of those THINGS THAT ADULTS LIKE.

Live Each Day to the Dumbest

Live Each Day to the Dumbest
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2015-05-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 054564352X

New York Times–Bestselling Author: Middle schooler Jamie Kelly spends lots of time writing in her diary—but right now she’s taking a peek at someone else’s . . . It’s not easy being a middle-schooler, and nobody knows that better than Jamie Kelly. There are surprises around every corner: some good, some bad, all dumb. But when Jamie inherits a trunk of her grandmother’s things, she never expects to find the biggest surprise of all—Grandma’s diary. Violating the privacy of a diary is something Jamie would never do . . . unless she was absolutely certain that she wanted to do it. And when she does, she learns that, deep down, everyone is exactly the same. Dumb. By the way, Jamie still has no idea that anyone is reading her diary, so please, please, please don’t tell her. And definitely don’t tell her that she’s the star of her very own Dear Dumb Diary movie, available on streaming. (Her glamorous ego might not be able to handle it.)

My Pants Are Haunted !

My Pants Are Haunted !
Author: Jamie Kelly
Publisher: Paw Prints
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-08-11
Genre: Diaries
ISBN: 9781439520482

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.