Never Alarm a Llama

Never Alarm a Llama
Author: Steve Attewell
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2021-03-31
Genre:
ISBN:

A super book of funny, ridiculous and silly poems to make kids laugh out loud from children's poet Steve Attewell. Packed with illustrations by the author this book is great for reluctant readers. Steve's books are used in schools all over the world to help kids enjoy poetry without being intimidating. Ages: 4 to 14 The poems in this book: Never alarm a llama A, bee, see Cat flap Eleven melons and a lemon Flute Badger I drew a door upon a wall I thought I thunk a think Itchy Lost Stupid fly The bounce I did The invisible hamster The longest poem ever written Things I don't like This is not a poem Tim the caterpillar Upside down What book to read tonight? What's a rhyme? Words Yesssss Things people say about Steve's other poetry books: "Once, I laughed my socks off was a great poetry book that got students reading poetry without them even realizing it... I would highly recommend this for a poetry lesson for elementary students for poetry lessons or for just light fun reading in the classroom." - Goodreads reviewer "A wondrously funny book of poetry for children." - Goodreads reviewer "The poems are hilarious, fun and playful and I absolutely loved reading this collection of poems." - Goodreads reviewer "I know when I was being taught poetry really young I could very little interest in exploring it further till I was older, but this book would have definitely enticed me enough to start looking sooner. It was fun and silly and it is great for kids" - Goodreads reviewer "This large format book was a joy to read by myself and with its bright, simple illustrations easy to share while spoiling my grand children with lots of funny words that had a natural rhythm." - Goodreads reviewer "I got this for the 4th grade poetry project for my daughter. She is a reluctant reader, but these poems were so funny and engaging for her, that she read her assigned number of poems without complaint. She even memorized one to share with the class." - Amazon reviewer Hi, I'm Steve I've loved my journey becoming a children's poet. I've seen my books enjoyed by kids, adults, and teachers. The best thing about writing for children is seeing them comment about how they've been inspired to read or write more poetry. And when I learned that my poems were being used in schools as teaching aids... well, you can imagine how pleased I was about that.So if you enjoy one of my books or use one in the classroom, do drop a review or find me on the web and let me know what you think - spreading the word helps so much and inspires me to write more. Kids poems, funny illustrations, and humour through-and-through.

Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids

Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids
Author: Steven Attewell
Publisher: Steven Attewell
Total Pages: 27
Release: 2012-04-11
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1475030452

A collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!This delightful book of children's poems contains a host of interesting stories and characters for your kids to enjoy. Each story more fun that the last.Amongst the stories you'll find Melvin the midnight-snacking, sneaking teddy bear who can't wait to get his hands on the rest of the jam. Two collared doves, Ebb and Flo, who narrowly escape a run-in with the cat and fall in love. My socks (which won't stop dancing around). And Desmond, your friendly, but slightly present-obsessed Christmas fairy.This book is suitable for 4 to 50 year-olds.

That's Twice I've Laughed My Socks Off - Children's poetry and pictures

That's Twice I've Laughed My Socks Off - Children's poetry and pictures
Author: Steve Attewell
Publisher: Steven Attewell
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2014-02-13
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1493646494

This collection of illustrated children's poetry will have kids and their parents giggling like crazy. A fantastic world of characters and easy-to-read poetry with colourful illustrations. Read about Eric the weary bee, the fish that couldn't climb trees, sarcastic squirrels, discover what to do if you find a crocodile in your lunch-box, why a worm refused to wiggle, and many more amusing tales written to encourage children's love of words and pictures. Steve's first book of kids poetry, "Once, I Laughed My Socks Off" has engaged young readers all over the world, has been used as recommend reading at schools, and reviewed as "Great for the reluctant reader!". If you have a great sense of humour, then this book is for you.

How to Charm a Llama

How to Charm a Llama
Author: Rosie Greening
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781788434270

This llama themed touch and feel book is perfect for young children, with a funny rhyme that explains how to correctly charm a llama! Children will love watching the colour change as they interact with the two way sequins on every spread.

A Mango-Shaped Space

A Mango-Shaped Space
Author: Wendy Mass
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2008-11-16
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0316048690

An award-winning book from the author of Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life and The Candymakers for fans for of Wonder and Counting by Sevens Mia Winchell has synesthesia, the mingling of perceptions whereby a person can see sounds, smell colors, or taste shapes. Forced to reveal her condition, she must look to herself to develop an understanding and appreciation of her gift in this coming-of-age novel.

Llamas

Llamas
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 516
Release: 1998
Genre: Llamas
ISBN:

Llama Llama Red Pajama

Llama Llama Red Pajama
Author: Anna Dewdney
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0451480635

Llama, Llama red pajama waiting, waiting for his mama. Mama isn't coming yet. Baby Llama starts to fret. Anna Dewdney's classic tale of nighttime drama has been charming readers for over a decade. Now everyone's favorite Llama Llama who wants his Mama is available in a lap board book format. These infectious rhymes and oversized board book pages are perfect for bedtime reading anywhere, anytime!

Farmer Llama

Farmer Llama
Author: Donna David
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 29
Release: 2022-04-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1529052793

A laugh-out-loud funny, rhyming picture book created by Donna David and Fred Blunt. Starring the irresistible Farmer Llama! Alarm-a-Llama bolts awake and bashes his poor head. Pyjama-Llama rubs his eyes and climbs out of his bed. Banana-Llama grabs some food. He's ready for the day! Farmer-Llama starts his truck and heads out to collect hay. Join the loveable, accident-prone Farmer Llama for a hilarious farmyard adventure. Complete with pesky cows who just won't get out of Farmer Llama's way . . . With bright, bold artwork and a brilliantly funny story, this is the perfect read-aloud treat. With a simple phonics-based text, just right for developing early reading skills.

Sophomores and Other Oxymorons

Sophomores and Other Oxymorons
Author: David Lubar
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 335
Release: 2015-08-18
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0698407709

A hilarious follow-up to the perennial favorite Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie. Scott Hudson has somehow managed to survive Freshman year. But with a new baby brother in the house and a whole host of adventures awaiting him at school, Sophomore year promises to be anything but boring. An honest and funny follow-up to the popular Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie, award-winning author David Lubar pens a tale that perfectly captures the ridiculous, tumultuous, and sometimes heartbreaking truths about high school.