My Weirder-est School #2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order!

My Weirder-est School #2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 85
Release: 2019-06-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062691066

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this second book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends are getting a substitute. Miss Porter isn’t your average teacher, though. She’s a Personal Digital Assistant that literally knows everything. She can tell a million hundred weird jokes and get pizza delivered by drone in seconds! But what happens when Miss Porter’s system is no longer set to fun? Will anyone be able to shut her down before she takes over Ella Mentry? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

Dr. Floss Is the Boss

Dr. Floss Is the Boss
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: Harper
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2020-11
Genre: JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN: 9781646974382

It's National Dessert Day, and Ella Mentry School has brought in local dentist Dr. Floss to teach A.J. and his friends about the dental dangers of sweets. But Dr. Floss has other plans. She wants the kids to eat as many sweets as possible so that they'll need a dentist.

My Weirder-est School #9: Mrs. Barr Has Gone Too Far!

My Weirder-est School #9: Mrs. Barr Has Gone Too Far!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 79
Release: 2021-10-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062910817

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this ninth book in the My Weirder-est School arc, A.J. and his friends learn some new, exciting facts about geography from a world traveler. No need to pack your bags for this trip! After noticing that A.J. and his friends’ geography knowledge could use some work, Mr. Cooper invites to class just the person to help. Globetrotter Mrs. Barr speaks seven languages and has visited nearly two hundred countries! But why does she carry a suitcase everywhere she goes? And why does she open a window whenever she walks into a room? Perhaps Mrs. Barr has something to hide! Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirder-est School #11: Mrs. Stoker Is a Joker!

My Weirder-est School #11: Mrs. Stoker Is a Joker!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 86
Release: 2022-06-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062910876

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this penultimate book of the My Weirder-est School arc, grab a chair with A.J. and his friends as Ella Mentry School welcomes a new principal to the stage—put your hands together for Mrs. Stoker! Mr. Klutz is retiring! (A surprise even to him, courtesy of scheming Dr. Carbles.) Vice principal Mrs. Jafee thinks it’s her time to shine, but Dr. Carbles has hired someone else for the job! Stand-up comedian Mrs. Stoker is ready to defend her place as principal in a joke-off against Mrs. Jafee. Will Mrs. Stoker have the last laugh? Or will she lose her audience when things get serious? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirder-est School #7: Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo!

My Weirder-est School #7: Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 86
Release: 2021-02-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062910426

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this seventh book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends learn some very weird ways to prepare for a difficult test. Test scores are low and stress levels are high at Ella Mentry School. Wellness expert Ms. Jo-Jo has come to help A.J. and his friends relax so they can ace the upcoming Fundamental Arithmetic/Reading Test. But can turtle yoga and crystal salt lamps really help A.J. and his friends relax and focus? Or will the F.A.R.T. end up blowing them all away? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

My Weirder-est School #10: Mr. Ott Is a Crackpot!

My Weirder-est School #10: Mr. Ott Is a Crackpot!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 91
Release: 2022-02-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062910841

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! This tenth book in the My Weirder-est School arc knocks it out of the park as A.J. and his friends learn how to play softball. Batter up! A.J.’s class is going head-to-head against Dirk School in a charity softball game. The losing team must clean one of the toilets in the winning school with a toothbrush! Retired baseball pro Mr. Ott is here to lead Ella Mentry School to victory. But will his weird coaching tactics be a home run, or a swing and a miss? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

The Way of the Rose

The Way of the Rose
Author: Clark Strand
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2019-11-05
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 0812988973

What happens when a former Zen Buddhist monk and his feminist wife experience an apparition of the Virgin Mary? “This book could not have come at a more auspicious time, and the message is mystical perfection, not to mention a courageous one. I adore this book.”—Caroline Myss, author of Anatomy of the Spirit Before a vision of a mysterious “Lady” invited Clark Strand and Perdita Finn to pray the rosary, they were not only uninterested in becoming Catholic but finished with institutional religion altogether. Their main spiritual concerns were the fate of the planet and the future of their children and grandchildren in an age of ecological collapse. But this Lady barely even referred to the Church and its proscriptions. Instead, she spoke of the miraculous power of the rosary to transform lives and heal the planet, and revealed the secrets she had hidden within the rosary’s prayers and mysteries—secrets of a past age when forests were the only cathedrals and people wove rose garlands for a Mother whose loving presence was as close as the ground beneath their feet. She told Strand and Finn: The rosary is My body, and My body is the body of the world. Your body is one with that body. What cause could there be for fear? Weaving together their own remarkable story of how they came to the rosary, their discoveries about the eco-feminist wisdom at the heart of this ancient devotion, and the life-changing revelations of the Lady herself, the authors reveal an ancestral path—available to everyone, religious or not—that returns us to the powerful healing rhythms of the natural world.

My Weirder-Est School #6: Mrs. Bacon Is Fakin'!

My Weirder-Est School #6: Mrs. Bacon Is Fakin'!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2020-10-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780062691170

With more than 27 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! Get ready for the performance of a lifetime in this sixth book in the My Weirder-est School series! A.J. and his friends are forming a band! At least, they are taking band classes. Their new teacher, Mrs. Bacon, can teach any instrument, from the kazoo to the tuba. But can she get A.J.'s class to play well enough during their recital to impress crabby Dr. Carbles? Or will their concert turn into a musical mess? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2015-01-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781484444054

It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: wh

Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

Miss Daisy Is Crazy!
Author: Dan Gutman
Publisher: Paw Prints
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-07-10
Genre: Humorous stories
ISBN: 9781442012073

Never before has school been this mixed up-or this much fun!Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, doesn't know how to add or subtract. Not only that, she doesn't know how to read or write, either. She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world!