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| Author | : Suzanne Barton |
| Publisher | : Lothian Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2019-07-23 |
| Genre | : Brothers and sisters |
| ISBN | : 9780734418692 |
My unicorn is an icky, sticky disaster area, from his silly, sparkly horn to his polka dot bottom. But despite the stink, the sneezes and snores, I love him loads and he loves me more. MY UNICORN FARTS GLITTER is a funny, warm-hearted and often painfully honest tale of sibling love and farty bath-times.
| Author | : AW Cross |
| Publisher | : Glory Box Press |
| Total Pages | : 103 |
| Release | : 2016-08-02 |
| Genre | : Self-Help |
| ISBN | : 0995099146 |
You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what? Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully. Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to: •Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch •Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care •Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence •Dress, eat, and have sex •Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital •Use social media and parley with non-pouchers Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK! "I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer
| Author | : Marty Kelley |
| Publisher | : Union Square & Co. |
| Total Pages | : 31 |
| Release | : 2020-02-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1454941480 |
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
| Author | : Pip Bird |
| Publisher | : Imprint |
| Total Pages | : 122 |
| Release | : 2020-07-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1250256356 |
In Pip Bird and David O'Connell's laugh-out-loud illustrated chapter book Dave the Unicorn: Welcome to Unicorn School, Mira is excited about attending the school—until she’s paired with a very un-unicorny unicorn. Welcome to Unicorn School, where you get your own unicorn best friend! You go on magical quests together! There is glitter! There is even more glitter! Mira can hardly contain her excitement as her fellow students are paired with their unicorns. Darcy is assigned the statuesque Star, whose shimmering coat always catches the light. Raheem is matched with Brave, whose every step reverberates like thunder. And Mira is paired with... Dave. Dave loves doughnuts. He doesn't follow directions very well. And he farts. A lot. Mira is a little disappointed. But she soon realizes Dave is unlike his fellow unicorns in another way: He's a little smarter than they are. When a school trip goes awry, the only way to save the day is for Mira to embrace her unexpected unicorn best friend. Check out the other books in the Dave the Unicorn series! Dave the Unicorn: Team Spirit Dave the Unicorn: Dance Party Dave the Unicorn: Field Trip An Imprint Book
| Author | : Nicole Knepper |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 337 |
| Release | : 2013-04-02 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 110165094X |
If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
| Author | : Shannon Horsfall |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2019-03-19 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781460753934 |
If this dog is always called 'NoMax!' by Dad, why does his bowl have a different name on it?Ages: 3 years+ Max is a dog who lives life to the full, which is why his master is so often calling out to him - 'No Max!'From the author of WAS NOT ME, comes another very funny book about life - as Max the dog sees it.Ages: 3 years+
| Author | : Lexie Castle |
| Publisher | : Running Press Kids |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2019-10-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0762467118 |
Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.
| Author | : Shannon Messenger |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 640 |
| Release | : 2014-11-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1442446013 |
A New York Times bestselling series A USA TODAY bestselling series A California Young Reader Medal–winning series Sophie uncovers shocking secrets—and faces treacherous new enemies—in this electrifying third book in the Keeper of the Lost Cities series. Sophie Foster is ready to fight back. Her talents are getting stronger, and with the elusive Black Swan group ignoring her calls for help, she’s determined to find her kidnappers—before they come after her again. But a daring mistake leaves her world teetering on the edge of war, and causes many to fear that she has finally gone too far. And the deeper Sophie searches, the farther the conspiracy stretches, proving that her most dangerous enemy might be closer than she realizes. In this nail-biting third book in the Keeper of the Lost Cities series, Sophie must fight the flames of rebellion, before they destroy everyone and everything she loves.
| Author | : Humor Heals Us |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2020-12-23 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781637310229 |
