My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1995-02-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535176

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2020-09-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785233814

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as Alien Monster Bait

My Life as Alien Monster Bait
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 75
Release: 1993-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535109

"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1994-10-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535168

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1996-08-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535028

Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785231234

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

Endurance

Endurance
Author: Scott Kelly
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 439
Release: 2017-10-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1524731609

NATIONAL BEST SELLER A stunning, personal memoir from the astronaut and modern-day hero who spent a record-breaking year aboard the International Space Station—a message of hope for the future that will inspire for generations to come. The veteran of four spaceflights and the American record holder for consecutive days spent in space, Scott Kelly has experienced things very few have. Now, he takes us inside a sphere utterly hostile to human life. He describes navigating the extreme challenge of long-term spaceflight, both life-threatening and mundane: the devastating effects on the body; the isolation from everyone he loves and the comforts of Earth; the catastrophic risks of colliding with space junk; and the still more haunting threat of being unable to help should tragedy strike at home--an agonizing situation Kelly faced when, on a previous mission, his twin brother's wife, American Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, was shot while he still had two months in space. Kelly's humanity, compassion, humor, and determination resonate throughout, as he recalls his rough-and-tumble New Jersey childhood and the youthful inspiration that sparked his astounding career, and as he makes clear his belief that Mars will be the next, ultimately challenging, step in spaceflight. In Endurance, we see the triumph of the human imagination, the strength of the human will, and the infinite wonder of the galaxy.

My Life as a Human Hairball

My Life as a Human Hairball
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 87
Release: 1998-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141855345X

Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785231218

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 94
Release: 1994-04-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141853515X

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.