My Life as Alien Monster Bait

My Life as Alien Monster Bait
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 75
Release: 1993-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535109

"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1995-02-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535176

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as a Smashed Burrito

My Life as a Smashed Burrito
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1993-05-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535001

Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785231218

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2007-07-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418553360

At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0785231234

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 87
Release: 1997-01-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535036

Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.

My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles

My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2006-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418553328

Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger. All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1999
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780849940255

When Wally, Opera, and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto, they confront the dangers of greed and materialism through a series of incidents involving bungling bad guys, a break-in to the zoo, and a SWAT team.

My Life as a Computer Cockroach

My Life as a Computer Cockroach
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 76
Release: 1999-10-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535079

FINALLY, THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM BUG! Through a bizarre disaster (nothing unusual for our boy blunder), Wally accidentally fries the circuits of Ol' Betsy, his laptop computer. Suddenly, whatever he types turns into reality. . . Including Wally becoming the city's Chief of Police, and finally the Governor of the state. It's 11:59, New Year's Eve, when our hero tries retyping the truth into his computer - a commendable effort which, unfortunately, manages to short out every computer in the world! By midnight, the entire universe has credited Wally's mishap to the MILLENNIUM BUG! Panic, chaos and hilarity start the new century, thanks to our beloved Wally.