The Ultimate Kid's Joke Book

The Ultimate Kid's Joke Book
Author: Peter Coup
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Total Pages: 191
Release: 2013-03-25
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1782122702

We can't possibly play football out there - the pitch is wet through! I know - the first years have been doing dribbling practise all morning! This hilarious bumper book includes over 1000 jokes. Packed with sparkling rib-ticklers and dozens of cartoons, it includes all the best joke themes, including: • Knock knock jokes • School and teacher jokes • Funny foods • Ghosts and ghouls • Space and aliens It promises to keep young readers laughing for hours!

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

The Biggest Joke Book Ever
Author: Jack Jacoby
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 1315
Release: 2008-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1425145418

An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

The New York City Bartender's Joke Book

The New York City Bartender's Joke Book
Author: Jimmy Pritchard
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2008-11-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0446551058

Jimmy Pritchards presents a collection of hundreds of jokes, collected from wonderfully diverse patrons over the course of his career tending bars in New York City, that are sure to have anybody laughing. When it comes to the finest, the far-outest, and the just plain funniest, the jokes start here--in the saloon capital of the world, New York, New York. Jimmy Pritchard, author and veteran NYC bartender, has heard them all from patrons across the oak. In these comedic cocktails, no one is spared, not the Irish or the elderly, not lawyers or blondes, not the handicapped, not sex-crazed animals, not even God. Jimmy brings you over 400 of the best in the house, stirred, shaken, and served inside this one-of-a-kind collection that is downright intoxicating.

The Gigantic Joke Book

The Gigantic Joke Book
Author: Joseph Rosenbloom
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 260
Release: 1978
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780806975146

Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

The Jock Joke Book

The Jock Joke Book
Author: Chip Laballe
Publisher: SP Books
Total Pages: 196
Release: 1994-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781561713127

This collection offers jokes on all kinds of sports from basketball and hockey to pro-wrestling and even women's wrestling. Sure to be enjoyed by sports lovers and haters, many of these jock-bashing jokes poke fun at famous athletes and teams.

Kid Ebooks With Fun Stories & Kid Jokes

Kid Ebooks With Fun Stories & Kid Jokes
Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2014-09-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1635019575

El Ninjo's new kid ebook that is called African Bean Adventures In The Jungle is something for young & old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom , and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society! Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious and cover each African jungle animal and adventure in LOL style. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very funny jokes all by themselves and even without reading the short fart stories that come with each illustration adventure. This fun stories are perfect just to look at as a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! Purchase this hilarious 2 In 1 Box Set Superpower Kids with Dog Farts Illustrations and Dog Jerks for your kids...

Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book

Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book
Author: Tommy Cooper
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 405
Release: 2014-10-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1409052494

My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.

The Moth

The Moth
Author: The Moth
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 275
Release: 2013-09-03
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 1401305962

The first collection from celebrated storytelling phenomenon The Moth presents fifty spellbinding, soul-bearing stories selected from their extensive archive. With tales from writer Malcolm Gladwell's wedding toast gone horribly awry; legendary rapper Darryl "DMC" McDaniels' obsession with a Sarah McLachlan song; poker champion Annie Duke's two million-dollar hand; and A. E. Hotchner's death-defying stint in a bullring . . . with his friend Ernest Hemingway. Read about the panic of former Clinton Press Secretary Joe Lockhart when he misses Air Force One after a hard night of drinking in Moscow, and Dr. George Lombardi's fight to save Mother Teresa's life. Inspired by friends telling stories on a porch, The Moth was born in small-town Georgia, garnered a cult following in New York City, and then rose to national acclaim with the wildly popular podcast and Peabody Award-winning weekly public radio show The Moth Radio Hour. A beloved read for Moth enthusiasts and all who savor well-told, hilarious, and heartbreaking stories.