MY FAVORITE CHILD GAVE ME THIS MUG - Housewarming Present

MY FAVORITE CHILD GAVE ME THIS MUG - Housewarming Present
Author: Gag Journals
Publisher:
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-11-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781710058635

This journal/notebook is a beautifully produced, matte blank notebook, complete with 110 pages of unlined white paper which is ideal for those who want to write down their everyday goals, thoughts that come to mind, book ideas or just reminders. It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gift for birthdays, anniversaries or anything else, to be used for: School work At university or college At work At home On the move Or just about anywhere For inspiration, motivation, creativity or just as the driving force to help you get things done, Awesome Notebooks have exactly what you need. Check out our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you, or would be ideal for that special gift for a loved one. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Unlined Pages: 110

Things I Want To Say To My Students But I Can't

Things I Want To Say To My Students But I Can't
Author: Teacher Appreciation
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-05-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781096663874

This Wonderful Sarcastic notebook / journal is an awesome teacher gift under 10 dollars and it's the perfect way to show your gratitude and how much your appreciate you best teacher ever. The best thing about this teacher notebook is it has a Convenient size to take anywher, and it has 110 blank lined pages, can be used as journal, notebook, planner or doodle book. This funny teacher gifts is perfect for: Teacher Retirement Gifts Teacher Appreciation Gifts Teacher Thank You Gifts Teacher day gift and many more...

The Lemonade Cookbook

The Lemonade Cookbook
Author: Alan Jackson
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 259
Release: 2013-10-29
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1466838663

The Lemonade Cookbook takes the bold flavors, imaginative dishes, and southern California lifestyle that have made the brand an instant hit and captures them in a fresh, beautifully-designed, full-color book. Like Los Angeles, Lemonade's cuisine is carefully blended with variety. L.A. is agents and movie grips, surfers and yoga moms, students and celebrities, and a wide mix of different culinary traditions. At Lemonade the marketplace salads, unique sandwiches, and slow-simmered stews taste as though every culture stirred a bit into the pot—for example, the skirt steak with grilled onions and piquillo peppers with its smoky depth, pairs perfectly with the snappy salad of Chinese long beans, plums, and scallion vinaigrette. A comfortable place where locals and visitors enjoy a rotating daily spread of deliciousness, the recipes, more than 120 in all, stress simple cooking preparation with a global taste, and are a perfect fit for today's on-the-go lifestyles and perceptive palates. And, of course, it wouldn't be L.A. without the amazing desserts—from banana mascarpone layer cake to caramel fleur de sel macaroons to peanut butter milk chocolate cookies, there are recipes for treats galore, plus ten different recipes for delicious flavors of lemonade. The Lemonade Cookbook: Southern California Comfort Food from L.A.'s Favorite Modern Cafeteria speaks to all cooks who want to make sophisticated highly-urban "comfort food" with ease.

Shit I Can't Remember

Shit I Can't Remember
Author: Phil D Organizers
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-04-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095625095

Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit

Godmother Night

Godmother Night
Author: Rachel Pollack
Publisher: Gateway
Total Pages: 299
Release: 2014-06-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0575119454

Almost a set of short stories, this novel breaks into discrete episodes, centered on identity, love, and death. Jaqe has no identity until she meets Laurie, introduced and named by Mother Night; in that moment, she knows herself, and that she loves Laurie. But once Mother Night has become part of their lives, Laurie and Jaqe and their daughter Kate cannot live as other people do. Knowing Death, inevitably each of them seeks to use the knowledge, to bargain with Death, and to change the terms in the balance of life and death in the world. Pollack's characters, major and supporting, living, dead, and divine, are memorably human. As she transplants myths and folklore into a modern setting, she gives new life to old tales and a deeper meaning to a seemingly simple world. Winner of the World Fantasy Award for best novel, 1997

Dust If You Must

Dust If You Must
Author: Rose Milligan
Publisher: Souvenir Press
Total Pages: 20
Release: 2023-03-02
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1800814879

A classic poem with a timeless message, presented in a small and beautiful gift book. Rose Milligan never intended to publicly share her poem 'Dust If You Must', but a series of events led her to publish it in The Lady magazine in 1998. Her charming message about what we value in life resonated with audiences, and it has since been read on BBC radio, posted on Instagram, printed on tea towels, read at funerals and put to music. Now appearing as a book for the first time, beautifully illustrated throughout by illustrator Hayley Wells, Dust If You Must is a timeless reminder to focus on the things we can enjoy in the world, rather than the things we think we need to do.

Kitchen Casualties

Kitchen Casualties
Author: Willemien De Villiers
Publisher: Jacana Media
Total Pages: 218
Release: 2003
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781919931128

A melancholy tale of tragedy and denial unfolds in this meticulously crafted novel about four generations of women and an unspeakable legacy of sexual abuse. As the only daughter of the family prepares to depart towards an adult life, a series of flashbacks between her and her mother reveals the traumatic secret of their lives and sheds insight into the violation and love that drove their development as individuals and as parts of their family. Their story is conjured up in the kitchen, where the delicious smells of home cooking serve as an exquisite allegory of the diaphanous barrier that the family has constructed between a fantasy world of nurture and love and the unthinkable world of abuse and pain.

Tickle Monster Laughter Kit

Tickle Monster Laughter Kit
Author: Josie Bissett
Publisher: Compendium Publishing & Communications
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781932319835

Share the treasured gift of laughter with your child! Josie Bissett's enchanted new book is well on its way to becoming a celebrated children's classic. A loveable monster with big puffy mitts has just flown in from Planet Tickle. His mission is to bring joy and laughter to Planet Earth. How? By tickling any child who happens to follow along in this book. Parents read aloud and do the tickling while their children squirm and giggle with delight.

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes
Author: Spiffy McChappy
Publisher:
Total Pages: 105
Release: 2019-05-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781099879968

The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Modern Girl's Guide to Life

Modern Girl's Guide to Life
Author: Jane Buckingham
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 464
Release: 2015-09-29
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 0062456237

With information on entertaining, etiquette, housekeeping, basic home repair, decorating, sex, and beauty, The Modern Girl's Guide to Life became a sensational bestseller as young women everywhere discovered this indispensable book covered everything they should know . . . but might not. Now, in this revised edition of the classic, style maven Jane Buckingham reveals more of the helpful tips and secrets that get passed down from generation to generation, but that many of us have somehow missed. Full of practical, definitive advice on the basics—the day-to-day necessities like finding a bra that fits, balancing a checkbook, making a decent cup of coffee, and hemming a pair of pants—The Modern Girl's Guide to Life, Revised Edition includes new topics such as: Social Media 101: where you should and shouldn't be online Online dating: should you, shouldn't you, and how you can find the right guy Sexting: dos and don'ts Online flash sales: Are you really saving? Tips and tricks for eating organic, shopping at farmers' markets, and juicing safely Updated recipes, including vegan and gluten-free How to find the exercise you won't skip out on doing Interview etiquette: everything from what to wear to what to say Updated financial section . . . and more! Modern Girl guru Jane Buckingham includes loads of savvy counsel to help us feel more refined, in charge, and together as we navigate the rocky terrain that is twenty-first-century womanhood.