My Cat Ate My Homework

My Cat Ate My Homework
Author: David Blaze
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018-03-30
Genre: Bullying
ISBN: 9781986577403

Hi! My name is Melissa, and I'm in the 6th grade. I'm getting bullied at school and I don't know how to handle it. To make matters worse, I've got a crazy cat that can walk and talk like you and me. He thinks he's a superstar! I've got to save him after he makes a mistake that puts us all in danger! My Cat Ate My Homework is a funny fantasy for kids, teachers, and parents -- an enjoyable story that pulls in even reluctant readers.

The Universe Ate My Homework

The Universe Ate My Homework
Author: David Zeltser
Publisher: Carolrhoda Books
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2018
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 151241798X

"Abby really doesn't want to do her homework. So she creates a black hole to swallow it up... but the black hole turns into a baby universe!"--

My Dog Ate My Homework! (REVISION)

My Dog Ate My Homework! (REVISION)
Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-06-23
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781416989134

My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.

Big Nate: The Gerbil Ate My Homework

Big Nate: The Gerbil Ate My Homework
Author: Lincoln Peirce
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2020-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524866024

Now an animated series with Paramount+ and Nickelodeon! Middle school is back in session and so is the New York Times bestselling series that's been brightening the funny papers for almost 30 years! Ready or not, some major laughs are due in Big Nate: The Gerbil Ate My Homework. You’ve got to know where you stand to survive sixth grade, and Nate Wright’s found the perfect spot: right next to Sherman, the class gerbil. Can Nate’s furry friend bail him out of his latest homework jam with Mrs. Godfrey? Or will there be a paper trail leading straight to detention? Nate has no answers, but plenty of ideas—like directing a superhero movie starring the amazing Mega-Chad, inventing a new name for his pal Francis, and living up to his reputation as a P.S. 38 Prank Day legend. Special final exam bonus question: Does Nate makes it to summer vacation? Find out in this collection of uproarious Big Nate comics! Middle school has never been funnier!

Godzilla Ate My Homework

Godzilla Ate My Homework
Author: Marcia Thornton Jones
Publisher: Apple
Total Pages: 64
Release: 1997
Genre: Guinea pigs
ISBN: 9780590372367

Parker has always wanted a pet, but when he gets a guinea pig, it causes him more trouble than he anticipated.

Diary of the Cat Named Carrot

Diary of the Cat Named Carrot
Author: Erin Merryn
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2021-03-30
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 075732391X

Celebrate a year in the life of The Cat Named Carrot, as she goes from humble beginnings in a shelter to a loving home with a family of three adorable little girls and internet stardom. Bailey was certainly no ordinary cat—an orange tabby who gained fans around the world when his humanlike antics went viral. Sadly, when 14-year-old Bailey died, his family grieved their loss. They’d never find a cat quite like him—or would they? Then along came Carrot, an orange tabby kitten born as a stray, who appeared just as Erin Merryn and her young girls Abby, Hannah, and baby Claire were mending their broken hearts. Written in the voice of Carrot, follow her remarkable journey from shelter cat to top Instagram celebrity feline. Much like Bailey did, she loves spending time with her human family: making mischief with her girl gang; going joyriding in a pint-sized pink Barbie Jeep; doing arts-and-crafts projects; modeling a pink tutu and flowery headband; enjoying a spa day complete with fluffy robe and cucumber eye treatments; celebrating Christmas, Easter, and every holiday in between. It’s no wonder that Carrot’s videos have gone viral—garnering millions of views on Ellen, the Dodo, Good Morning America, Access Hollywood, People, and many more. Complete with four-color photos that will leave readers purring with delight, the journal of this sweet, adorable kitty with personality to spare shows us that the human-animal bond runs more than fur deep. It is love that will last a lifetime!

My Fox Ate My Homework (Large Print Edition)

My Fox Ate My Homework (Large Print Edition)
Author: David Blaze
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2021-11-19
Genre:
ISBN:

Age Level: 8 and up ◆ Grade Level: 3rd and up ◆ LARGE PRINT Large Print is easier to read for children and easier to focus on without getting distracted. My name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe. My whole world just got turned upside down. It's my first day at a new school and I've already got to deal with the bully. If that wasn't bad enough, there's a talking fox that keeps getting me into trouble at my new house in the country. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! To top it all off, I've got to help save my mom's house! A study of 1700 students and 56 teachers/librarians (* Project Tomorrow, on behalf of Thorndike Press, 2019) found that when reading Large Print books like this, children 3rd grade and up: ◆ Developed stronger reading skills. ◆ Felt more comfortable reading. ◆ Adopted new, positive reading mindsets. ◆ 61% remembered characters and plots better. Teachers attribute large print text to helping students develop stronger reading skills. My Fox Ate My Homework is a funny fantasy for kids, teachers, librarians and parents. It's an enjoyable story for children in elementary and middle school and grabs the attention of reluctant readers.

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies
Author: Caitlin Doughty
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
Total Pages: 195
Release: 2019-09-10
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 0393652718

New York Times Bestseller Winner of a Goodreads Choice Award “Funny, dark, and at times stunningly existential.” —Marianne Eloise, Guardian Everyone has questions about death. In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?, best-selling author and mortician Caitlin Doughty answers the most intriguing questions she’s ever received about what happens to our bodies when we die. In a brisk, informative, and morbidly funny style, Doughty explores everything from ancient Egyptian death rituals and the science of skeletons to flesh-eating insects and the proper depth at which to bury your pet if you want Fluffy to become a mummy. Now featuring an interview with a clinical expert on discussing these issues with young people—the source of some of our most revealing questions about death—Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? confronts our common fear of dying with candid, honest, and hilarious facts about what awaits the body we leave behind.

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?
Author: Caitlin Doughty
Publisher: Thorndike Press Large Print
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781432872274

Bestselling author and mortician Doughty answers real questions from kids about death, dead bodies, and decomposition.