Santaland Diaries

Santaland Diaries
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 89
Release: 2010-08-05
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0748123075

A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times

The Red Suit Diaries

The Red Suit Diaries
Author: Ed Butchart
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 111
Release: 2003-10-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1441210512

Tom Brokaw said it best about the author: This Santa "can only be described as the real thing." With warmth, humor, and wonder, Ed Butchart shares his stories as a professional Santa Claus in The Red Suit Diaries. Deftly combining his Santa persona with his passion for God, Butchart reveals himself as a once-hardened Marine who found Jesus and began to serve others in unusual ways. Readers who open The Red Suit Diaries will find themselves transfixed-from Santa's day job refurbishing medical equipment for the disabled, to the sweetest of secrets whispered in Santa's ear and written in letters, and the story of how he unknowingly found "Mrs. Claus." Woven throughout is a faith-and a joy of giving-that energizes Butchart's mission to spread love to all kinds of children and adults. This fun-spirited, inspirational read will delight collectors of Christmas books and anyone who's a child at heart.

The Great Mrs. Claus

The Great Mrs. Claus
Author: Chris A. Shoemaker
Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2009-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0979818664

This story is told by Sparky, Santa's senior elf, and his favourite nephew and niece, Rassle and Klee-Klee. Their surprising bed-time demonstration prompts their doting Uncle Sparky to share a seldom-told poem. It details how Santa first met Mrs Claus and fell (literally!) in love with her. At heart, "The Great Mrs Claus" is a coming-of-age story that proves we are never too old to show our true affections for one another. It features Mrs Claus -- an often overlooked but smart and fiercely independent-minded woman with an enormous sense of humour! The story reminds us to value our loved ones and practice those daily family rituals that make life special.

A Bit of Applause for Mrs. Claus, 3E

A Bit of Applause for Mrs. Claus, 3E
Author: Jeannie Schick Schick-Jacobowitz
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-10-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 9781492641230

The must-have holiday book that finally gives Mrs. Claus her well deserved round of applause!

Barrel Fever

Barrel Fever
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 185
Release: 2010-08-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0748123083

In David Sedaris's world, no one is safe and no cow is sacred. A manic cross between Mark Leyner, Fran Lebowitz and the National Enquirer, Sedaris's collection of stories and essays is a rollicking tour through the American Zeitgeist: a man who is loved too much flees the heavyweight champion of the world; a teenage suicide tried to incite a lynch mob at her funeral; and in his essays, David Sedaris considers the hazards of rewards of smoking, writing for Giantess magazine, and living with his scrappy brother Paul, aka 'The Rooster'. With a perfect eye and a voice infused with as much empathy as wit, Sedaris writes and reads stories and essays that target the soulful ridiculousness of our behaviour. Barrel Fever is like a blind date with modern life - and anything can happen.

Christmas Eve with Mrs. Claus

Christmas Eve with Mrs. Claus
Author: M. P. Hueston
Publisher: Sterling Children's Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013
Genre: Board books
ISBN: 9781402777363

Christmas Eve is a busy time in Santa's headquarters--for Mrs. Claus, too. She's baking treats for everyone in this merry, lift-the-flap picture book. Kids will have happy holiday fun helping her find missing items to make yummy biscuits, scrumptious gingerbread, and a tasty snack for Santa's trip around the world. At the end, a sweet surprise awaits Mrs. Claus! Each spread features four flaps with festive items to discover under each one.

Don't Feed Santa Claus

Don't Feed Santa Claus
Author: Make Believe Ideas Ltd
Publisher:
Total Pages: 10
Release: 2021-10-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781800588202

Find out why you shouldn't feed Santa Claus in this festive rhyming book. Each Christmas character has a giant open mouth cut through to a soft touch at the back of the book, so children can reach through the holes to mimic feeding them! This tactile book offers plenty for young children to enjoy, helping to promote an early love of reading.

Letters to Santa Claus

Letters to Santa Claus
Author: The Elves
Publisher: Indiana University Press
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2015-10-05
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 0253017947

A “poignant” collection of real letters sent to Santa Claus—a town in Indiana—from the 1930s to the twenty-first century, from both children and adults (The New York Times). For countless Christmases, children—and sometimes adults—have stuffed their dreams, wishes, and promises into envelopes. Over many decades, millions of these letters have poured into Santa Claus, Indiana. Arriving from all corners of the globe, the letters ask for toys, family reunions, snow, and help for the needy—sometimes the needy being the writers themselves. They are candid, heartfelt, and often blunt. Many children wonder how Santa gets into their chimneyless homes. One child reminds Santa that she has not hit her brothers over 1,350 times that year, and another respectfully requests two million dollars in “cold cash.” One child hopes to make his life better with a time machine, an adult woman asks for a man, and one miscreant actually threatens Santa’s reindeer! Containing more than 250 actual letters and envelopes from the naughty and nice reaching back to the 1930s, this moving book will touch hearts and bring back memories of a time in our lives when the man with a white beard and a red suit held out the hope that our wishes might come true. “Often very affecting . . . also offers an unusual window into American history.” —Library Journal “The letters . . . are alternately silly and somber, hilarious and heartfelt.” —The Weekly Standard

Santa Claus

Santa Claus
Author: Rod Green
Publisher: Carlton Kids
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-10-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781783120765

Come visit the magical world of Santa Claus This enchanting book whisks children to the North Pole. Kids can enjoy a glimpse of Santa's house; his workshop, where all the toys are built; Elf Village; and, of course, the mailroom, where all the letters from good girls and boys get sorted. Every secret is revealed, from how Santa chooses and trains his reindeer to how his sleigh spans the globe fast enough to bring gifts to everyone in time for Christmas morn.

Mrs Miles's Diary

Mrs Miles's Diary
Author: Constance Miles
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 359
Release: 2013-08-15
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1471125599

Better times will come again - a fascinating insight into how ordinary people cope in extraordinary circumstances. At the outbreak of the Second World War Constance Miles was living with her husband in the pretty Surrey village of Shere. A prolific correspondent with a keen interest in current affairs, Constance kept a war journal from 1939 to 1943, recording in vivid detail what life was like for women on the Home Front. She writes of the impact of evacuees, of food shortages and the creative uses of what food there was, and the fears of the local populace, who wonder how they will cope. She tells of refugees from central Europe billeted in village houses and, later in the war, of the influx of American servicemen. She travels frequently to London, mourning the destruction of familiar landmarks and recording the devastation of the Blitz, but still finds time for tea in the Strand. In a time when people were asked to put national interests above their own personal comfort and liberty, a time when they, too, were reassured that they’d meet loved ones again, Mrs Miles’s diaries makes for compulsive reading.