Goops and How to Be Them

Goops and How to Be Them
Author: Gelett Burgess
Publisher: Applewood Books
Total Pages: 109
Release: 2005-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 155709392X

Verses about the roundheaded, unpleasant little Goops whose atrocious behavior resembles the whining and bad manners of many little children.

More Goops and How Not to Be Them

More Goops and How Not to Be Them
Author: Gelett Burgess
Publisher: Applewood Books
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2010-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1429042842

A manual of etiquette in verse covering table manners, hospitality, tidiness, obedience, and other rules of general conduct.

More Goops and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants

More Goops and How Not to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants
Author: Gelett Burgess
Publisher: Good Press
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2019-11-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Burgess returns with another delightful guide on manners, focusing on the misadventures of the Goops. This manual humorously addresses etiquette and behavior, providing lessons for children on how to be polite. A whimsical guide to good manners for the young and young at heart. An entertaining yet educational look at the importance of proper behavior.

The Purple Cow!

The Purple Cow!
Author: Gelett Burgess
Publisher: Good Press
Total Pages: 51
Release: 2019-12-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

"The Purple Cow!" written by Gelett Burgess is a delightful collection of humorous and whimsical poems that showcase the author's wit and clever wordplay. Burgess' iconic poem "The Purple Cow" has become a classic in the world of nonsense literature. With its memorable verses and distinctive humor, the book brings joy and laughter to readers of all ages.

The Sex Issue

The Sex Issue
Author: The Editors of GOOP
Publisher: Grand Central Life & Style
Total Pages: 332
Release: 2018-05-01
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1538729431

A conversation-sparking book that explores the big questions of sexuality, seduction & sex. The Sex Issue is an informative, revelatory read that gets at everything we've always wondered about sex and relationships. GOOP editors introduce the experts they rely on, and dive into Q&A's on the ins and outs of sexual health, pleasure, and ways to evolve the conversations we have with ourselves, our partners, and each other. Part 1, Seduction: Mines the deeper layers of seduction-with suggestions for assessing attraction, reigniting the flame once it's gone out, and navigating dating, unconventional relationship scenarios, the sex toy aisle, and more. Part 2, Sexuality: Different takes on what sexuality means, looks, and feels like today, and options for tapping into sexual power-including a chapter on strengthening libido and tantric practices to up sexual energy. Part 3: Doing It: Antidotes to bedroom boredom, the psychology behind oral sex, how to figure out and pursue what you want-and play out fantasies that may seem beyond reach. Part 4, Orgasm: A closer look at enduring sex myths, with expert advice on closing the orgasm gap, doing away with the pressure to perform, and the benefits of self-pleasure. Part 5, Sex Ed: Covers the essentials (like clean lube and condoms), hormone health, and how to talk to your partner when something is up-all with an eye toward pleasure (as opposed to just avoiding calamity). Throughout the book you'll find goopasutra-style takes on the reality of experiences ranging from plain vanilla to menage a trois, plus personal anecdotes from the GOOP team.

Baby-Led Weaning, Completely Updated and Expanded Tenth Anniversary Edition: The Essential Guide - How to Introduce Solid Foods and Help Your Baby to Grow Up a Happy and Confident Eater (Tenth Anniversary) (The Authoritative Baby-Led Weaning Series)

Baby-Led Weaning, Completely Updated and Expanded Tenth Anniversary Edition: The Essential Guide - How to Introduce Solid Foods and Help Your Baby to Grow Up a Happy and Confident Eater (Tenth Anniversary) (The Authoritative Baby-Led Weaning Series)
Author: Tracey Murkett
Publisher: The Experiment, LLC
Total Pages: 252
Release: 2019-07-23
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1615195599

From the founders of Baby-Led Weaning: This is the authoritative guide to starting solid foods at your child’s pace—as they start the transition away from breastmilk or formula as early as 6 months—with no stress, no fuss, and no mush! Ten years ago, Baby-Led Weaning ended the myth that babies need to be spoon-fed purées. In fact, at about six months, most babies are ready to discover solid food for themselves. Today, baby-led weaning (BLW) is a global phenomenon—and this tenth anniversary edition of the definitive guide explains all its benefits: Baby participates in family meals right from the start, and learns to love a variety of foods. Nutritious milk feedings continue while Baby transitions to solids at his or her own pace. By self-feeding, Baby develops hand-eye coordination, chewing skills—and confidence! Plus, this edition is updated with the latest research on allergy prevention and feeding Baby safely, a guide to using BLW at daycare, and much more. Here is everything you need to know about teaching your child healthy eating habits that will last a lifetime.

Bartholomew and the Oobleck

Bartholomew and the Oobleck
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 57
Release: 1949-10-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0394800753

Join Bartholomew Cubbins in Dr. Seuss’s Caldecott Honor–winning picture book about a king’s magical mishap! Bored with rain, sunshine, fog, and snow, King Derwin of Didd summons his royal magicians to create something new and exciting to fall from the sky. What he gets is a storm of sticky green goo called Oobleck—which soon wreaks havock all over his kingdom! But with the assistance of the wise page boy Bartholomew, the king (along with young readers) learns that the simplest words can sometimes solve the stickiest problems.

Manners Mash-up

Manners Mash-up
Author:
Publisher: Dial Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9780803734807

Should you eat nachos at the opera? What about wearing your birthday suit to a birthday party? And just where do you put that napkin? These etiquette questions have been puzzling kids for ages. Now fourteen hilarious and well-loved illustrators show you all the answers and many, many more, right inside this book! YOU'LL BE THE BEST-BEHAVED KID IN THE WORLD!* *results not guaranteed