Miss Malarkey Leaves No Reader Behind

Miss Malarkey Leaves No Reader Behind
Author: Kevin O'Malley
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 39
Release: 2013-06-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0802736297

Award-winning duo Judy Finchler and Kevin O'Malley are back with another book in the best-selling Miss Malarkey series that makes reading fun! Principal Wiggins has promised to dye his hair purple and sleep on the school roof if the students read 1,000 books this year, and Miss Malarkey is determined to find the right book for every student, including this story's reluctant-reader narrator. Winning her students over book by book, Miss Malarkey will have students loving to read in no time. As the best-selling series continues in paperback, no teacher, librarian, or parent should leave this book behind! Principal Wiggins promises to dye his hair purple and sleep on the school roof if the students read 1,000 books this year. Miss Malarkey is determined to find the right book for each student so they'll participate in the school program, and learn to love reading. She's got a tough audience - video game fanatics, artists, sports lovers - nonreaders all. But she won't give up until Principal Wiggins can flip his purple wig. With all the new pressures being put on teachers these days, the one thing everyone agrees about is the need for all children to learn to love reading. Now, the best-selling Miss Malarkey series uses all the programs and initiatives developed to help children read as fodder for the humor mill, keeping everyone laughing about this important topic. No teacher, librarian or parent should leave this book behind!

Miss Malarkey Won't Be in Today

Miss Malarkey Won't Be in Today
Author: Judy Finchler
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2000-10-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0802775918

A teacher imagines the chaos that takes place when she stays home one day because she is sick.

Testing Miss Malarkey

Testing Miss Malarkey
Author: Judy Finchler
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2014-02-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 080273636X

The new school year brings standardized testing to every school and Miss Malarkey's is no exception. Teachers, students, and even parents are preparing for THE TEST-The Instructional Performance Through Understanding (IPTU) test-and the school is in an uproar. Even though the grown-ups tell the children not to worry, they're acting kind of strange. The gym teacher is teaching stress-reducing yoga instead of sports in gym class. Parents are giving pop quizzes on bedtime stories at night. The cafeteria is serving "brain food" for lunch. The kids are beginning to think that maybe the test is more important than they're being led to believe. Kids and adults alike will laugh aloud as Finchler and O'Malley poke fun at the commotion surrounding standardized testing, a staple of every school's year.

Miss Brooks Loves Books (And I Don't)

Miss Brooks Loves Books (And I Don't)
Author: Barbara Bottner
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2018-12-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1984852108

With the help of Miss Brooks, Missy’s classmates all find books they love in the library—books about fairies and dogs and trains and cowboys. But Missy dismisses them all—“Too flowery, too furry, too clickety, too yippity.” Still, Miss Brooks remains undaunted. Book Week is here and Missy will find a book to love if they have to empty the entire library. What story will finally win over this beastly, er, discriminating child? William Steig’s Shrek!—the tale of a repulsive green ogre in search of a revolting bride—of course! Barbara Bottner and Michael Emberley pay playful homage to the diverse tastes of child readers and the valiant librarians who are determined to put just the right book in each child’s hands.

Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10

Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10
Author: Judy Finchler
Publisher: Perfection Learning
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1995
Genre: Apartment houses
ISBN: 9780756976552

A first-grade boy is shocked, then pleased, when he discovers that his teacher has a life away from school.

The Exceptionally, Extraordinarily Ordinary First Day of School

The Exceptionally, Extraordinarily Ordinary First Day of School
Author: Albert Lorenz
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2019-10-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1613129831

On the first day back to school from summer vacation, John is the new kid. When the librarian asks him if the school is any different from his last one, he begins a wildly imaginative story about what it was like. What follows are hilarious scenarios—his old school bus was a safari jeep pulled by wild creatures, the school was a castle, and the lunch menu included worms! His imagination wins him the attention and awe of his librarian and peers, setting the tone for a compelling story about conquering the fears of being a new kid, as well as the first-day jitters that many children experience. Albert Lorenz’s over-the-top illustrations, reminiscent of the work of MAD magazine’s early artists, bring the story to life. Speech bubbles and side panels make reference to and define objects in the art (in the most humorous and irreverent way).

Dogku

Dogku
Author: Andrew Clements
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2014-01-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1481413546

A tale in haiku of one adorable dog. Let’s find him a home. Wandering through the neighborhood in the early-morning hours, a stray pooch follows his nose to a back-porch door. After a bath and some table scraps from Mom, the dog meets three lovable kids. It’s all wags and wiggles until Dad has to decide if this stray pup can become the new family pet. Has Mooch finally found a home? Told entirely in haiku by master storyteller Andrew Clements, this delightful book is a clever fusion of poetry and puppy dog.

The Best Place to Read: Read & Listen Edition

The Best Place to Read: Read & Listen Edition
Author: Debbie Bertram
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2011-02-23
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0375986529

A determined boy tries to find the perfect place to curl up with his new book in this hilarious and heartwarming story, complete with audio narration. From bedroom to den, from kitchen to backyard, our eager reader dodges his baby sister's messes, a lawn full of spraying sprinklers, and more—all in a quest for the best place to read! The bouncy rhymes of authors Debbie Bertram and Susan Bloom and the vibrant artwork of bestselling illustrator Michael Garland capture a child's delight in a paperback edition. This ebook includes Read & Listen audio narration.

The Best Book to Read

The Best Book to Read
Author: Debbie Bertram
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2011-05-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0375873007

THE LITTLE BOY who loves to read is back, and this time he and his classmates are visiting a big public library! In their signature catchy, rhyming verse, Debbie Bertram and Susan Bloom give readers a taste of the variety of books that can be found at the library. Michael Garland’s bright, graphic illustrations bring to life the array of fantastic and hilarious scenes that can result from finding the best book to read!

Panda Cake

Panda Cake
Author:
Publisher: Parents Magazine Press
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1978
Genre: Cake
ISBN: 9780819309624

Willy doesn't get any of Mama's special panda cake for which he carefully helped gather ingredients.