The Biggerers

The Biggerers
Author: Amy Lilwall
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 389
Release: 2018-06-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1786073560

Introducing a witty and unique voice poised to take the literary world by storm. For fans of The Borrowers, Munmun and The Truckers. Everybody became a bit mean. A bit individual. Units. That's all humanity could say for itself – well, it couldn't actually, because it was made up of too many, um, units. And then there were the elderly, who could never bear to be so isolated, yet isolated they were. It was cruel, really it was. And kids – not that many people had them any more – they seemed to be born sitting in one of those egg-shaped chairs, only seeing what was right in front of them. So, the government asked a doctor, that famous one, to get a team together and figure it all out. He did. Everyone got a playmate. Well, everyone who wanted one, could buy a playmate. About a foot tall, they stood, naked (except in winter), very affectionate, not too intelligent. Mute, but cute - exactly what every home needs. Something to love, little units of love. The Biggerers is set in a dystopian future where our two heroes, Bonbon and Jinx, spend their days gathering stones and feathers for their basket, and waiting to be fed by their owners. But it’s not long before getting sick, falling in love and wondering why they can’t eat with a spoon pushes them to realise they are exactly the same as their owners…only smaller.

Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody

Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody
Author: Michael Gerber
Publisher: Penguin Books
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2004
Genre: Schools
ISBN: 9780143002888

The Hogwash School for Wizards is the most famous school in the wizarding world and Barry Trotter is its most famous pupil. It's been that way ever since J.G. Rollins' Barry Trotter and the Philosopher's Sconebroke publishing records worldwide. But now disaster looms. The movie Barry Trotter and the Inevitable Attempt to Cash-Inhas gone into final production and the marketing machine at Wagner Bros. is going into overdrive. Hogwash is going to be submerged under a tide of souvenir-crazed Muddle fans, torn apart and sold on eBuy, stone by mossy stone. The movie must be stopped. Barry, Ermine Cringer and Lon Measly must find a way to defeat the most powerful force of grasping sleazoids the world has ever known: Hollywood.

Hotheads

Hotheads
Author: Steven Pinker
Publisher: Penguin Canada
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2005
Genre: Medical
ISBN:

In May 2005 Penguin will publish 70 unique titles to celebrate the company's 70th birthday. The titles in the Pocket Penguins series are emblematic of the renowned breadth of quality of the Penguin list and will hark back to Penguin founder Allen Lane's vision of good books for all'. Award-winning writer and psychologist Steven Pinker has continually shown that provocative, complex ideas can be translated into bestsellers. In this extract from How the Mind Works he takes us deep into the human psyche as he considers people's desire for happiness, the power of the emotions and how love can come to conquer all.

Canadianity

Canadianity
Author: Jeremy Taggart
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2017-10-17
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 144344930X

Sprung from their hugely successful podcast Canadianity, Taggart (that guy from that band) and Torrens (that guy from that show) share a collection of showbiz tales from the road and relatable everyday anecdotes, all wrapped up in a nostalgic fondness for this great country. Canadianity takes readers on a cross-country journey, shining the spotlight on notable local heroes (or bahds), the best places to crush food and the greasiest watering holes, coast to coast to coast. Replete with lists of Canada’s top bands, television shows and athletes, as well as random observations about everything this country has to offer, Canadianity is often provocative and always hilarious. Drawing on their combined experiences as a legendary drummer (Our Lady Peace) and a veteran talk-show host (Jonovision) respectively, Taggart and Torrens have infused their first book with equal parts beer and pop culture and added a heaping helping of irreverence.

Phonetics, Theory and Application

Phonetics, Theory and Application
Author: William R. Tiffany
Publisher: McGraw-Hill Humanities, Social Sciences & World Languages
Total Pages: 456
Release: 1977
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN:

Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse

Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse
Author: Michael Gerber
Publisher:
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2005
Genre: Magicians
ISBN: 9780575076921

Barry Trotter is pretty disreputable and unpleasant. Imagine what he was like as a teenager. Here's the beginning of the whole sorry tale. Did Barry and Ermine do it? (Their homwork, that is.) How exactly did Lon end up with a hole in his head that whistles when the wind blows? Was Lord Valumart always that crass? And where did that ridiculous German accent come from? As funny and twisted as the first two books, BARRY TROTTER AND THE DEAD HORSE is also as affectionate towards JK Rowling's originals. This has lead to the books gaining a devoted following amongst fans of Harry Potter as well as being a welcome antidote for the over-egging (eeuwww) of the boy wizard. A process that we're not a part of at all. Oh no. Not even a tiny bit.

Amanda

Amanda
Author: Nifty Nifty Prints
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2018-05-26
Genre:
ISBN: 9781720359685

Notebook Journal Features: 110 high quality bright white pages Full size duo sided college ruled lined sheets Sturdy and matte full color softbound cover 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for your backpack, tote bag, school, home or work Can be used as a notebook, journal, planner, diary or composition book for school Perfect for taking notes, recipes, sketching, writing, organizing, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming Notebooks and journals are the perfect gift for adults and kids for any gift giving occasion Makes a perfect gift idea for: Birthday Gifts Back to School Gifts End of the Year Gifts Christmas Gifts Graduation Gifts for Students Party Favor Gifts Journal & Planner Lovers Gift Baskets & Stocking Stuffers

Maddie: Personalized Named Unicorn Journal Notebook Pretty Magical Rainbows & Hearts Cover for Women and Girls Lined Pages

Maddie: Personalized Named Unicorn Journal Notebook Pretty Magical Rainbows & Hearts Cover for Women and Girls Lined Pages
Author: Faerie Tree Notebooks
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-01-24
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 9781795052511

Maddie Personalized Journal Notebook. Everyday essential to jot down notes, make to do lists, record upcoming appointments, journaling thoughts and feelings and much more. Stylish Matte Cover With Beautiful Unicorn & Rainbow Design. High quality white lined paper. Makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, school, friendship gift for Mothers, for daughters, notebook for friends and family. 120 Lined Pages Cute Unicorn Themed Design On Cover Soft Matte Cover 6 x 9 Inches - Handy Size High Quality Paper Perfect Gift For Friends And Family