Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect

Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect
Author: Billy Van Zandt
Publisher: Concord Theatricals
Total Pages: 140
Release: 1982
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 9780573618758

The Buckle brothers, Billy and Tom, are in big trouble: Toms infallible eye for slow horses has drained away all of Billys savings and he has borrowed from loan shark Pizza Face Petrillo, who now wants his money back or else! Involve a stuffy young lawyer, a hard drinking, man hungry housekeeper and a trio of beautiful young women, and you have the recipe for a laugh packed farce of twists, turns, puns and pratfalls as Tom strives mightily to compensate for Billy's 'habitual' errors.

The Craziest Fishing Tale on the Bayou

The Craziest Fishing Tale on the Bayou
Author: Gary Alipio
Publisher: Arcadia Publishing
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2018-02-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1455623482

A beast of a tale, for true! Hatcher Hampton is turning twelve. Per family tradition, he’ll be entering his first fishing rodeo, hoping to prove he’s better than his older brother. First prize wins $500—money that could save his family from being evicted from their home—and the winner gets his picture in the paper! Reality soon intervenes in Hatcher’s heroic fantasy as he faces pestering insects, a one-armed man, angry seas, boat blunders, and an old swamp legend. Getting stuck in a mosquito-infested swamp with Grampa Grump and no extra underwear isn’t what he had in mind in this coming-of-age story like no other!

Bathroom Humor

Bathroom Humor
Author: William Van Zandt
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 72
Release: 1987
Genre:
ISBN: 9780573690631

You've Got Hate Mail

You've Got Hate Mail
Author: William Van Zandt
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 57
Release: 2010
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 0573697728

Comedy / Characters: 2m, 3f / Unit SetLOL! An audience is guaranteed to do just that at this hilarious broadband comedy of errors. You've Got Hate Mail is Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore's comic answer to A.R. Gurney's Love Letters. In You've Got Hate Mail, love bytes all when an extra-marital affair goes horribly wrong, thanks to a juicy e-mail left sitting on a desktop. The story is told entirely in e-mails from laptop computers, although the play still manages to have an unforgettable chase scene - thanks to Blackberries and iPhones. The heartiest laugh-for-laugh show of all the Van Zandt-Milmore comedies.Outright guffaws greeted this 75-minute, intermissionless free-for-all! -Peter Filichia, Newark Star LedgerA funny play where the verbals zingers fly fast and furious! -Tom Chesek, Asbury Park Press

Wrong Window!

Wrong Window!
Author: William Van Zandt
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2010
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 0573698325

Neighbors in a New York City high-rise apartment think they witness a murder across the courtyard.

Love, Sex, and the I.R.S.

Love, Sex, and the I.R.S.
Author: William Van Zandt
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 84
Release: 1980
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 9780573611964

"Here is a wild farce with twists of fate, sight gags, mistaken identities and hilarious comic line. Jon Trachtman and Leslie Arthur are out of work musicians who room together in New York City. To save money, Jon has been filing tax returns listing the pair as married. The day of reckoning comes when the Internal Revenue Service informs the " couple" they're going to be investigated by a Mr. Spinner. Leslie masquerades as a housewife, aided by Jon's fiancee, Kate. Complicating matters further Leslie and Kate are having an affair behind Jon's back. Jon's mother drops in unexpectedly to meet her son's fiancee, and Leslie's ex-girlfriend shows up demanding to know why Leslie has changed and won't see her anymore."--back cover

End Credits

End Credits
Author: Patty Lin
Publisher: Zibby Books
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2023-08-29
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN:

What happens when you land your dream job and everything you've been working toward becomes a complete nightmare? This is Patty Lin's story. She climbed the ladder as an award-winning television writer (often the only Asian person in the room) only to be confronted by discouragement, burnout, and toxicity. Ever since Patty Lin retired from television writing at the ripe age of thirty-eight, people have asked her: “Why would you quit such a cool career?” Especially when they find out she worked on some of the most successful shows in television history. But what if achieving your professional dreams comes at too high a personal cost? That’s what Patty Lin started to ask herself after years in the cutthroat TV industry. One minute she was a tourist, begging her way into the audience of Late Night with David Letterman. Just a few years later, she was an insider who—through relentless hard work and sacrifice—had earned a seat in the writers’ rooms of the hottest TV shows of all time. While writing for Friends, Freaks and Geeks, Desperate Housewives and Breaking Bad, Patty steeled herself against the indignities of a chaotic, abusive, male-dominated work culture, not just as one of the few women in the room, but as the only Asian person. Funny, eye-opening, and sobering, this inside-Hollywood story will resonate with anyone who has struggled with their work and on their life journey. And it will inspire others to listen to their inner voices and know when it’s time to get out.

It's Showtime in Rochester

It's Showtime in Rochester
Author: Donovan A. Shilling
Publisher: Pancoast Publishing
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2014-05-06
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 0983849633

Live theatre came to Rochester, New York early in the community’s history – 1824 to be exact. Unlike many cities its size, the thrill of the limelight never left Rochester. The city still has many thriving amateur and professional troupes. Over the decades, author and historian Donovan Shilling has amassed an amazing collection of theatre memorabilia, including posters, advertisements, photos and more. In this book, he shares the cream of the crop with you. This photographic and descriptive review provides a rare glimpse into the times and places that brought actors and audiences together for a time of distraction and fantasy.

Having a Wonderful Time, Wish You Were Her

Having a Wonderful Time, Wish You Were Her
Author: William Van Zandt
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 118
Release: 1983
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 9780573609848

Comedy Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore Characters: 3 male, 3 female Single set This wild bedroom farce involves infidelity, double standards, midnight rendezvous and a hungry bear. Danny and Kathy halt their night of sultry passion when Kathy reveals she is dating another man. Paul and Jennifer play a mad slapstick scene of frustration because she is reluctant to cheat on her husband. Bill and Mary, a couple about to celebrate their twenty ninth wedding anniversary