Lachlan Werner The book of Nothing Kings

Lachlan Werner The book of Nothing Kings
Author: Lachlan Werner
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 86
Release: 2016-04-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1326617141

Mr and Mrs Faulkner of Camden, North London are terrified of their one-hundred-and-forty-five year old house falling to ruins in 'Cracking up'. Wilson (a camp, punkish, bobble-headed cretin) delivers a rocky performance in 'Non regrette, Wilson!' Mr Basho receives some invaluable spiritual and psychiatric advice in 'Basho's last past life'. In a collection of humorous poems, letters and short stories, Lachlan Werner (comic, ventriloquist and satirist) introduces a series of gawky, surreal and sometimes charmingly disturbing 'kings of nothing'- featuring the beloved, all American, Uncle Alfie and, of course, the ego-maniac, psychic celebrity, Brew the Witch. With an introduction by comedic actor, Jack Pace, 'The Book of Nothing Kings' is a hilarious, dark and experimental meditation on life, death and just about any absurd thing in-between.

Bi Bi, Blue Eyed Boy

Bi Bi, Blue Eyed Boy
Author: Lachlan Werner
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2017-07-23
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 0244621934

Comic ventriloquist and satirist, Lachlan Werner's first full poetry collection combines research in ethics and evolutionary biology, gonzo journalism and memoir to explore human sexuality. With his signature sharpness, flippancy, mild darkness and subversive style-along with striking illustrations-Werner stirringly captures the delight, confusion, loneliness and finally, hope, in the experience of 21st century 'queerness'. Here is the story of the Young Clown and the Blue Eyed Boy: Raw, funny, bittersweet-a tale that's gay without glitter.

The Book of Hidden Things

The Book of Hidden Things
Author: Francesco Dimitri
Publisher: Titan Books (US, CA)
Total Pages: 316
Release: 2018-07-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1785657089

Four old friends confront their darkest secrets in this fantasy steeped in nostalgia, folklore, religion, and the seductive landscape of Southern Italy—by the Italian Neil Gaiman. “A tale of adventure, mystery, friendship and heart-wrenching beauty that will make you re-examine what is holy, what is true, and what is beyond the realm of possibility.” —BookPage Four old school friends have a pact: to meet up every year in the small town in Puglia they grew up in. Art, the charismatic leader of the group and creator of the pact, insists that the agreement must remain unshakable and enduring. But this year, he never shows up. A visit to his house increases the friends’ worry: Art is farming marijuana. In Southern Italy doing that kind of thing can be very dangerous. They can’t go to the Carabinieri so must make enquiries of their own. This is how they come across the rumors about Art—bizarre and unbelievable rumors that he miraculously cured the local mafia boss’ daughter of terminal leukemia. And among the chaos of his house, they find a document written by Art, “The Book of Hidden Things”, that promises to reveal dark secrets and wonders beyond anything previously known. Set in the beguiling and seductive world of Southern Italy, Francesco Dimitri’s first novel in English is a story friendship, landscape, love, betrayal, and mystery that will entrance fans of Elena Ferrante, Neil Gaiman, and Donna Tartt.

The End Times

The End Times
Author: Gav Thorpe
Publisher: Black Library
Total Pages: 432
Release: 2015-03-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9781849709408

The End Times are coming. In the warrens of Skavenblight, a new power is rising. The verminlords walk the earth and they plan to lead the skaven to their destiny as rulers of the world The End Times are coming. In the warrens of Skavenblight, a new power is rising. The verminlords walk the earth and they plan to lead the skaven to their destiny as rulers of the world. But for Queek Headtaker, the only destiny that matters is his own, as he plans his final assault on Karak Eight Peaks. In the depths of that ancient city, two rival kings - the goblin Skarsnik and the dwarf Belegar - prepare to meet the onslaught. And in Karaz-a-Karak, High King Thorgrim Grudgebearer presides over what he knows, in his heart, is the end of the dwarf empire. The Horned Rat rises and nothing will ever be the same...

Matthias Thulmann: Witch Hunter

Matthias Thulmann: Witch Hunter
Author: C. L. Werner
Publisher: Games Workshop
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-10-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781844165544

Omnibus edition of CL Werner's three classic witch hunter novels: Witch Hunter, Witch Finder and Witch Killer.

Wit'ch Fire

Wit'ch Fire
Author: James Clemens
Publisher: Del Rey
Total Pages: 510
Release: 2002-02-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0345453689

“I loved every page of this book. Clemens has constructed a world of magic that’s never been seen before, with a cast of beings who are so engaging and entrancing that you never want the story to end.”—John Saul On a fateful night five centuries ago, three mages made a desperate last stand, sacrificing everything to preserve the only hope of goodness in the beautiful, doomed land of Alasea. Now, on the anniversary of that ominous night, a girl-child ripens into the heritage of lost power. But before she can even comprehend her terrible new gift, the Dark Lord dispatches his winged monsters to capture her and bring him the embryonic magic she embodies. Fleeing the minions of darkness, Elena is swept toward certain doom—and into the company of unexpected allies. There she forms a band of the hunted and the cursed, the outcasts and the outlaws, to battle the unstoppable forces of evil and rescue a once-glorious empire . . . Praise for Wit’ch Fire “Wit’ch Fire grabs at your heart and tears a little hole, then tears another, and another—a brutal and beautiful ride. I can’t put the book down!”—R. A. Salvatore “Full of violence, magical pyrotechnics, and black-heared villains.”—Publishers Weekly

Empire in Black and Gold

Empire in Black and Gold
Author: Adrian Tchaikovsky
Publisher: Prometheus Books
Total Pages: 574
Release: 2010-06-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1616143398

The city states of the Lowlands have lived in peace for decades, bastions of civilization, prosperity and sophistication, protected by treaties, trade and a belief in the reasonable nature of their neighbors. But meanwhile, in far-off corners, the Wasp Empire has been devouring city after city with its highly trained armies, its machines, it killing Art . . . And now its hunger for conquest and war has become insatiable. Only the aging Stenwold Maker, spymaster, artificer and statesman, can see that the long days of peace are over. It falls upon his shoulders to open the eyes of his people, before a black-and-gold tide sweeps down over the Lowlands and burns away everything in its path. But first he must stop himself from becoming the Empire's latest victim.

Lud-in-the-Mist

Lud-in-the-Mist
Author: Hope Mirrlees
Publisher: Wildside Press LLC
Total Pages: 350
Release: 2022-05-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1667639919

"The single most beautiful, solid, unearthly, and unjustifiably forgotten novel of the twentieth century ... a little golden miracle of a book." —Neal Gaiman Hope Mirrlees penned Lud-in-the-Mist--a classic fantasy, and her only fantasy novel--in 1926. When the town of Lud severs its ties to a Faerie land, an illegal trade in fairy fruit develops. But eating the fruit has horrible and wondrous effects. "Helen Hope Mirrlees was born in England in 1887. Mirrlees was a close friend of such literary lights as Walter de la Mare, T.S. Eliot, André Gide, Katharine Mansfield, Lady Ottoline Morrell, Bertrand Russell, Gertrude Stein, Virginia Woolf, and William Butler Yeats. Under her own name, she published three novels: Madeleine— One of Life's Jansenists (1921); The Counterplot (1924); and her 1926 classic fantasy Lud-in-the-Mist, which has acknowledged inspiration to the likes of Neil Gaiman, Mary Gentle, Elizabeth Hand, Johanna Russ, and Tim Powers."--SF Site "Hope Mirrlees' writing, usually underrated, moves between gently crazy humour, poetic snatches, real menace, and real poignancy."—The Encyclopedia of Fantasy

Foundryside

Foundryside
Author: Robert Jackson Bennett
Publisher: Del Rey
Total Pages: 592
Release: 2018-08-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1524760374

“The exciting beginning of a promising new epic fantasy series. Prepare for ancient mysteries, innovative magic, and heart-pounding heists.”—Brandon Sanderson “Complex characters, magic that is tech and vice versa, a world bound by warring trade dynasties: Bennett will leave you in awe once you remember to breathe!”—Tamora Pierce In a city that runs on industrialized magic, a secret war will be fought to overwrite reality itself—the first in a dazzling new series from City of Stairs author Robert Jackson Bennett. Sancia Grado is a thief, and a damn good one. And her latest target, a heavily guarded warehouse on Tevanne’s docks, is nothing her unique abilities can’t handle. But unbeknownst to her, Sancia’s been sent to steal an artifact of unimaginable power, an object that could revolutionize the magical technology known as scriving. The Merchant Houses who control this magic—the art of using coded commands to imbue everyday objects with sentience—have already used it to transform Tevanne into a vast, remorseless capitalist machine. But if they can unlock the artifact’s secrets, they will rewrite the world itself to suit their aims. Now someone in those Houses wants Sancia dead, and the artifact for themselves. And in the city of Tevanne, there’s nobody with the power to stop them. To have a chance at surviving—and at stopping the deadly transformation that’s under way—Sancia will have to marshal unlikely allies, learn to harness the artifact’s power for herself, and undergo her own transformation, one that will turn her into something she could never have imagined.